Promote humorous jokes in Putonghua.

Popularizing humorous jokes in Putonghua

People who can tell jokes are people with a sense of humor, and the possibility of depression is greatly reduced. Let's take a look at the humorous jokes I collected to promote Putonghua and your humor index!

Humorous jokes about popularizing Putonghua (1)

1, mustard

One day, I had dinner with the leaders of the local Youth League Committee. One of them was addicted to mustard, so he quickly finished a small dish in front of him and waved to the waiter.

The waiter approached him politely and bent down to wait for instructions. However, the leader has a strong accent, so the following dialogue happened.

Leader: Miss, have some mustard.

The waiter was shocked: program? What program?

Leader: That's the yellow one ~

The waiter was dumbfounded: we don't have yellow programs here.

The leader was in a hurry and gestured with both hands and feet: why not! That's the thrill!

Step 2 buy taro

Do I want the PLA to buy stories of impressions?

One day, a woman selling taro asked the PLA: Do I want it?

The PLA replied doubtfully: What do I want you to do?

The woman blushed and said angrily, you short-lived son, you look so pale.

It turns out that what women listen to and do is swearing (Luoyuan dialect: Gasha, which means abnormal relationship between men and women, adultery and so on). For example, the most popular saying in Luoyuan is: You want to have sex with Huangmu Niangniang)

Step 3 wash your feet

The two brothers are going to sleep at night, and they have to wash their feet before going to bed, so they brought a basin of foot washing water.

The elder brother said to his younger brother, Brother, you die first, and if you die, I will die. Wash? Luoyuan dialect is pronounced dead) ......

Step 4 sell noodles

A noodle seller from Luoyuan met a foreigner one day to buy noodles.

As soon as the foreigner arrived at the noodle stall, he turned it over at random, and the seller was anxious at first sight, because the noodle was as thin as hair and could not be turned over. If you turn it over, it will be chaotic and difficult to sell.

So he quickly pushed the stranger's hand away and said, don't you mother? Don't want you? Mom? (? Mom? In Luoyuan dialect, it means' grab, take'. When selling noodles, Fuzhou dialect and Mandarin came together! )。 ?

Outsiders couldn't understand it for a while, but they were still rummaging around. The noodle seller said, Don't you want your mother? Don't want you? Mom? What about you? Mom? Bad for me? Mom? Okay, what about you? Mom? It's a mess Me? Mom? Strip by strip! ?

Outsiders listen to this Do you understand? In a rage, it is a slap in the face!

5, than sleeping

Luoyuan people often speak Mandarin with a strong accent, such as? Coming? Read it? Milk? , release? Competition? Read it? Than sleeping? So there is such a joke.

Dragon boat race was held on the Dragon Boat Festival, and a leader of Luoyuan County issued a pre-competition mobilization.

He said:? Today, all the comrades in area A have milk, which is very good! Some comrades in area B have milk and some have no milk, so be careful in the future!

This time, the dragon boat is better than sleeping. We sleep in area A and area B, first men and women sleep, then women sleep, and finally men and women sleep?

We should sleep in style and level.

We slept well this time, and we will sleep in the province and abroad in the future.

Before I could finish, I was already laughing at my heart.

Promoting humorous jokes in Putonghua II

1. An out-of-town mayor visited the city and chatted at the hotel after the banquet in the evening. When introducing the local conditions and customs, the officials in this city say this: Standing in front of the bed and looking at your wife, the more beautiful you look. ? The newcomers are all surprised. In fact, the original meaning of this sentence is:? Standing at the window and looking at the suburbs, the more you look, the more beautiful you are. ?

2. When local people go to other places and want to eat at roadside stalls, they ask the middle-aged sister-in-law who sells wonton. How much is it for a night's sleep? The angry middle-aged eldest sister-in-law cursed him for being obscene. He is still scratching his head himself. How can he ask how much a bowl of jiaozi costs and get a scolding? Can't you ask here? (In Chaoshan dialect, no matter what wonton, jiaozi is called jiaozi. )

3. The same foreigner came to visit. There is a local specialty at the banquet, which is a cake made of hawthorn. In order to show his enthusiasm, the host always recommends this dish to guests from other places, saying: this dish is delicious, eat first, suck first! ? (Oh, the hawthorn cake went bad first. Who dares to eat it? )

The foreign guy visited his girlfriend's house for the first time, and the woman's parents warmly entertained him. The most common way for Chaoshan people to entertain guests is to make Chaoshan congou, which is first-class in hospitality. The way to entertain guests is all in this tea. Girlfriend's mother warmly invited the boys to tea, saying, eat quickly, eat and get out. ? Scared the boys to sweat, thinking they didn't like him! (Actually, in Chaoshan dialect, all the names of boiled water are called? Boiling water . So the meaning of the above sentence is to make him feel at home. After drinking the water, it will open again and you can brew it again. That's what happens when you directly convert to Mandarin. )

A chaozhou people warmly invited friends from other places to eat watermelon, but said such shocking things. ? Let's eat watermelon, you eat shit (big noodles) and I eat urine (small noodles)? .

In the past, Mandarin was rarely spoken in chaozhou people, and overseas Chinese donated money to build schools. The leader made a speech at the school completion ceremony. Warm welcome, overseas red envelopes, Hong Kong and Macao red envelopes, I will laugh when the money comes-? Warmly welcome overseas compatriots, Hong Kong and Macao compatriots to study in our school.

7: A foreigner went to a house to collect money, but her husband was not at home, and asked his wife to give the money to others. Remember to ask them to count and write a receipt. So, the lovely woman gave the money to others and said: Comrade, smile! ? (? Laugh? what's up Count? Tidal sound. )

8: A woman in the village sells orange vines on the roadside. One day, a migrant worker bought a piece from her. After peeling, she wanted to collect money from him. Then, the lovely woman said: Give me your money and I will marry you! ? (? Married? what's up A crutch? Tidal sound)

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