Begging for jokes. Interesting. burst into laughter

The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. He said that I thought there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. I've been shaking. A fool passed by and thought I was electrocuted. He picked up a stick and gave me two.

Change classrooms after class, step on empty stairs in a hurry, throw your hands forward and fall to the ground. Seeing someone in front of me, I hugged each other's feet and my face was full of pain. If the other person is scared, you should say something. Don't do this, it will have a bad influence. Glare and leave with a crooked mouth.

Lang Ke said: "People call me a ronin, which is very nice!" The samurai said, "It's nice to be called a samurai!" The expert said, "It's nice to be called an expert!" "The swordsman said," you talk, I walked first. "

A, B and C fly and sit in the middle. The stewardess said, "There is something wrong with the plane. Please throw something." Party A threw a bag of rice, Party B threw a knife and Party C threw a Grenade. When the plane arrived, Party A saw a child laughing and asked, "What are you laughing at?" The man said, "My family is poor, knowing that a bag of rice fell from the sky solved the difficulty!" " "B saw a child crying and asked," Why are you crying? "The child said," My dog barked at the opposite mother-in-law, but a knife fell from the sky and stabbed it to death. "A child smiled and asked why. The child said, "My father farted in front of his house, and the car opposite exploded. "