How much is one plus one (funny)

Story 1:

A camp recruits new soldiers. A is the first interview. The examiner asked, "What is 1 plus 1?"

A: "3." "Wrong." "5。" "Wrong." "7。" "Wrong, you go!"

The examiner wrote in the score book: I have no education, but I can improvise and accept it!

B came in for an interview, and the examiner asked, "How much is 1 plus 1?"

"3。" "Wrong." "3。" "Wrong." "3。" "Wrong, you go."

The examiner wrote: I have no education, but I stand firm and accept it!

C was asked this question when he came in. C The firm answer is 2. The examiner wrote: I have a degree, but I am not flexible. I won't accept him!

Joke 1:

The teacher asked Xiao Ming, "What is Xiao Ming's 1+ 1?"

Xiao Ming replied, "I don't know."

The teacher said, "What a fool! Go home and ask your parents. "

First, he asked his mother who was cooking. Xiao Ming asked, "What is mom's 1+ 1?" His mother was about to answer his question, but the food was fired. She said, "Smelly boy, Hu."

Xiao Ming asked his father again. His father was watching the news and said, "The United States attacked Iraq."

He asked his grandfather who was watching a historical film and said, "Mr. Lu Xun."

He asked his sister who was dating someone else and said, "honey, I don't have time."

He asked his younger brother, who was in the air-conditioned room, listening to music and drinking coke! Here's a sentence: "Wow, that's cool."

He asked some children who spent more money than other children and said, "Hey, it's only two dollars more."

He asked his grandmother, who was singing, and said, "Walking around is full of water."

Xiao Ming said, "I have asked all the questions I should ask. It's time for me to answer the teacher's question. "

Back at school, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "Xiao Ming, what is 1+ 1?" "

Xiao Ming came with a sentence: "smelly boy, Hula."

The teacher said, "What? You are telling me again! "

Xiao Ming said, "The United States attacked Iraq."

The teacher said, "Bunny, who taught you?"

Xiao Ming said, "Mr. Lu Xun."

The teacher said, "Go to the corner!"

He said, "honey, I don't have time."

The teacher slapped him, and Xiao Ming said, "Wow, how cool!" "

The teacher said, "Don't compare with other good students!" "

Xiao Ming said, "Hey, it's only two dollars more." .

The teacher kicked him out of the classroom and kicked him. As Xiao Ming walked, he sang: "Go everywhere, the water is Dangdang."