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Stories suitable for kindergarten children

There is so much food in the basement. The mice are so happy to eat and drink. Later, the big mouse gave birth to a litter of little mice, little old.

The mouse has grown into a big mouse again? Soon, the basement was full of rats.

"

No, no.

"

The rat shouted at Mr. Timid:

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So many mice live in such a small basement, and you?

It is unreasonable for individuals to live in so many rooms, so they have to change rooms.

"

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Change houses?

"

Mr. Timid lives in the basement, and the mice live in various rooms. They sing and dance in the spacious living room.

Drinking and eating in the fragrant kitchen is like a holiday every day.

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You should move out!

"

The big mouse yelled at Mr. Timid again.

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Why do you live in the basement? Such a good basement, you

Is it suitable for living?

"

"

What?

"

Mr. Timid stamped his right foot angrily,

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hotel

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The mouse was afraid,

They all ran around with their heads in their arms,

Land of ideas

Shocking.

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Oh, so I'm strong!

"

Mr. Timid grabbed the old broom, jumped here, crashed there, poked here, poked there.

Jin, the mouse was beaten.

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chance

"

Whew, they all escaped.

What happened to Mr. Timid? Can the child guess?

Story goal: to feel the beauty produced by humorous language and exaggerated plot of the story characters.

Understand the fairy tale content and

"

Mr. timid

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Image features.

Learn the dialogues of the characters in the story and act out the story according to your own imagination.

Children's discussion: Why did the big mouse change houses with Mr. Timid? Why did Mr timid agree to change rooms? After the house was changed,

Where's the big mouse?

What kind of person is Mr. Timid? What happened to Mr. Timid?

Chicken feather duck

A duckling with a red neck and no hair at birth,

Stick the chicken feathers on the feather duster to yourself,

From then on, it became a feather duck.

Feather ducks stroll the streets,

Go to the heat and buy a popsicle. Tear off the popsicle paper, just want to find a trash can to throw away, suddenly a gust of wind blowing, put the popsicle paper.

Blow away.

Chicken feather duck ran three blocks with popsicle paper.

Finally, the popsicle paper fell to the ground.

Feather duck bent down to pick it up,

I saw popsicle paper.

I was trampled by a big foot.

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There is a fine for littering waste paper!

"

The man said.

Chicken feather duck nasty:

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I didn't throw it, it was the wind.

"

"

Who can prove it?

"

Unfortunately, no one can prove it, so we have to admit the punishment:

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My money bought popsicles, so I gave it to you.

"

But bigfoot doesn't want popsicles:

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If I have no money, I will be fined chicken feathers!

"

He pulled three chicken feathers from the feathered duck and walked away.

The feathered duck wants to know what his feathers are for.

Yes, just follow that big foot quietly.

After only ten steps, I heard Bigfoot cough and spit out a mouthful. He was immediately caught by a man with a big head:

"

All right! I

Finally wait

It's time to spit on someone! Fine!

"

But bigfoot couldn't get the money. He said to Bigfoot:

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I only have three chicken feathers to make darts for my son. Take them!

"

Three chicken feathers are stuck in Big Head's hat.

The big head is missing. But Bigfoot quietly followed the big head, just like a feather duck quietly followed Bigfoot.

After walking a dozen paces, Big Head reached into his pocket and took out a lighter.

Big head just lit a cigarette and took a drag. Bigfoot soon caught up with him:

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Ha, I got you this time! Smoking will pollute the environment.

Air pollution should also be punished.

"

With that, Bigfoot took three chicken feathers from the big hat.

At this time, the feather duck arrived. He took the feather back from Bigfoot and said:

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How can you punish others when you are doing dirty things?

"

Bigfoot and Big Head watched in surprise as the feathered duck put three feathers back on its ass and waddled away.

Story goal:

Get a sense of humor from cartoon characters.

Environmental awareness of paying attention to public health.

observe

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chicken (as food)

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and

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Duck; my God

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Similarities and differences between these two words.

Children's discussion:

When telling a story, we should consciously highlight the movements of the characters and let the children know where the three chicken feathers are used.

Who was punished for not observing public health in the story? So do we talk about hygiene ourselves?

Knowing the word chicken and duck,

Find out their similarities and differences through observation.

Guagua eats melons.

There is a child with a strange name.

His name is Guagua, the melon in the watermelon. Why is his name Guagua? It turned out that he was born

When I came down, it was fat and round, just like a watermelon. His father wanted to give him a name, and his mother said:

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Don't bother, just call him.

'

Guagua

'

All right!

"

Guagua likes to eat watermelon. He can eat several large pieces at a time. When he finished eating, he pulled up his vest and held up his bulging stomach.

Pat it with your hand,

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a surname

"

The ground rang and said:

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Here comes the watermelon!

"

One day, it was extremely hot, and melons clamored for watermelons. Mother took out a small watermelon and said to it:

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This is all that's left.

It's a small one. Eat it first. Grandma will come soon, maybe she will bring you a watermelon!

"

Mother went to work after cutting watermelons. Guagua narrowed his eyes and looked at watermelon, cocked his mouth and thought:

"

Hum, this is also called

Watermelon?

"

But he was thirsty and thought:

"

The melon is small, maybe it is sweet! Just picked up a piece and took a bite. Hey, one

It is not sweet at all.

After eating a piece, he got angry. He threw the watermelon out of the window and fell into the alley.

The remaining pieces, the melon took a few bites angrily and threw them out of the window one by one.

He thought: if grandma really

How nice it is to bring a big watermelon. It's big and sweet! He lay on the windowsill and looked at the east entrance of the hutong. Outside

Every time grandma goes to his house, she comes from the hole.

Yo! A man came slowly. It's an old woman, yes, it's grandma. Really, still holding a big one.

Watermelon!

Guagua loudly rang rang:

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Grandma, I'll pick you up.

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Then he jumped up and down the stairs.

Grandma heard that, happy to speed up the pace. I walked to the trash can and accidentally stepped on the watermelon skin and slipped.

I fell down with a big watermelon in my hand.

"

jargon

"

Once, it was fragmented.

Grandma got up and said:

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Oh, who threw watermelons all over the floor!

"

Guagua went out and saw grandma sitting on the ground.

Run over and help her up,

Raise your feet angrily,

Step on watermelon skin:

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Damn watermelon skin, which bad guy threw it.

"

Hey,

Why is watermelon so small?

-

It is broken,

Didn't he move it himself? Guagua stole a look at grandma,

Spit out your tongue,

Quietly pick up the watermelon skin piece by piece and throw it into the garbage can on the roadside.

Guagua, look at the big watermelon grandma brought. It's red, it must be sweet, but it's all broken and still covered with mud. He had to

Swallow saliva, pick up the broken melon pieces and throw them into the trash can.

Grandma didn't know that watermelon was thrown by melon, but only saw melon throw watermelon into the trash can and said:

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Good boy, good boy, I like them all.

I wish our melons were so sensible.

"

Children, guess: What does Guagua think after listening to grandma?

"

Story goal: learn to tell stories vividly and feel the humor of stories.

Cultivate good environmental awareness.

Children's discussion:

Why did grandma fall? Why does the melon throw the skin around? Have you ever seen such a person in your life? we

The city

(country)

Do you have a bad habit of littering peels and scraps of paper? Why did grandma say that?

"

If only they were as sensible as our melons.

"

And then what?

There are many overlapping words (e.g.

"

Guagua

"

"

Round and drum

"

"

angry

"

"

call out

"

"

guess

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) to deal with light and heavy sounds.

Little monkeys wear shoes.

A little monkey ran down the hill,

Seeing people walking in shoes,

Thought it was funny. He sneaked into a house and stole it.

Stole a pair of shoes and ran back to the mountains. After he put on his shoes,

Walking around proudly,

Friends laughed when they saw it. Come at this time

A fierce tiger was killed,

The monkeys climbed up the tree as soon as they saw it.

This little monkey can't climb the tree with his shoes on.

Mother monkey told him to put

Throw away your shoes. The little monkey threw away his shoes and climbed up the tree quickly, never imitating others again.

Children's discussion: (Let children imagine)

What did the little monkey see when he was playing at the foot of the mountain? What does his face look like?

How did the monkey sneak into someone else's house? What did it do and what did it think?

How did the little monkey run back to the mountains? What is the expression on his face and what does it mean?

What do friends feel when they see the little monkey put on his shoes? What would you say to it?

What were the monkeys thinking when the tiger came?

The little monkey was saved from the tree by his mother. What's the expression on his face, which shows what his heart is like?

How did the little monkey finally throw away his shoes? What did the monkey's mother say to it?

What's the monkey in the shoe?

No, no, no

Jiajia has a pet phrase.

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No, no, no

"

. In the morning, it is time to get up. Mom reminds Jiajia that it's time to get up. Jiajia still wants to sleep.

Just 1 vigorously muttered:

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No, no.

"

Finally, Jia Jia got out of bed, and her mother said to Jia Jia, "Wash your face and brush your teeth, and I'll prepare breakfast for you." . Jiajia is not satisfied,

A small mouth pursed:

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No, no.

"

Dad said it was a rest day,

Take Jiajia to the park after breakfast.

Now Jia Jia is very happy.

Hurry up and finish your breakfast and go out with your father.

Doors. At the gate of the park, Jia Jia saw someone selling balloons, windmills, paper butterflies and so on. Jia Jia clamored to buy them. Dad gave it to me.

She bought A Le Baron Rouge, but Jia Jia was not satisfied. She wanted to buy something else. Dad said:

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How can you play with so many things in your hand?

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Buy it later.

"

Jia Jia refused, saying:

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No, no.

"

And I can only squat on the ground.

Dad can't buy it.

In the park, Jia Jia played bumper cars, played a small train, climbed mountains and rowed boats. Dad said it was late,

Let's go home and come back next time. Jia Jia not obedient, she stamped her foot:

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No, no.

! "

Dad had a hard time,

Only then did Jia Jia agree to go home.

On the way, they saw a little brother crying.

It turned out that his balloon burst.

Yes,

Seeing my brother sad,

Dad advised Jiajia to give the balloon in her hand to her little brother.

And promised to buy it for Jiajia in the future.

New. Jia Jia don't want to, with a balloon, mouth shouted:

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No, no.

"

Just not for my brother.

When the bus stop arrived, Dad told Jia Jia to wait for the bus, but Jia Jia wanted to take a taxi home. Dad said he had arrived at the station.

Take a taxi next time! Jia Jia is not willing to:

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No, no.

"

When the bus came, it didn't go up, but dad came to drag Jia.

Jia, why don't you just lie on the ground

On this day, my father was tired and angry. Children, do you know why Jia Jia's father is tired and angry?

In the hospital.

Mom took Xiaoming to the hospital to visit an aunt.

I haven't walked to the ward yet,

Xiao Ming saw a big one hanging in the corridor.

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silent

"

Words,

as soon as...

Ask mom loudly:

"

What's this word?

"

Mother hurriedly put her finger to her mouth:

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Hush

-

Not too loud, this is the doctor.

Hospital, this

'

silent

'

This word means quiet.

Xiao Ming excitedly loudly say:

"

That's funny, that's funny! Ha ha laugh

- "

Mother stopped him at once, but he didn't listen and continued to speak loudly.

Speak slowly. Mother was angry and had to send Xiaoming back to the ward building to reason with him.

Children's discussion: Why is Xiaoming's behavior unpopular? What should we do?

Guide children to discuss what rules they will learn in other environments.

(For example:

in the hospital

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silent

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Waiting for the prompt,

in the park

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Like flowers and plants

"

Waiting for the hint, the one on the trash can

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Put the garbage in the box.

"

How should we abide by these rules?

Be a conscientious person in daily life, discover and abide by all kinds of rules in the environment, and be a civilized person.

My beautiful signature

Let's exchange books, shall we?

Lily is absorbed in reading.

That's the book that Dad just bought for her. The story in the book is very wonderful. Listen,

Xiao Lili yi

I was still smiling when I was reading.

Fanfan saw Lili reading a book and having a good time, so she went over to have a look.

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Ah, I haven't read this book.

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Every thought,

"

Seeing Lili happy, that book must be very good. How I want to have a good look.

Look at it! Lily is still watching it. I'll borrow it from him after she finishes reading it.

"

Fanfan waited patiently. After a while, Lili finished reading the book and closed it. Fanfan walked over and gently said to Lily:

"

Lily, I want to read the book you brought, can I? I also brought a book today. I've already read it. Do you want it?

Take it if you want.

"

Lili said happily:

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All right.

"

They exchanged books and read with relish.

Children discuss and learn the correct behavior (how to negotiate and remind).

Aunt pig's treat (humorous story)

The little animals are going to visit Aunt Pig's house. However, Aunt Pig is always clumsy. She mixed rice, vegetables, meat and rice very early.

All kinds of spices are put in the pot,

She also specially added some sweet sauce that she likes.

After all these things,

Aunt pig, put the pot down.

Go to the gas stove. Humming a minor, she proudly walked around and said to everyone:

"

It's my treat today, and I'll make sure everyone

Have a good meal.

"

After a while, rabbits, goats, puppies and ponies all came. They drool around the pot, which is really unbearable.

It is easy to wait until the pot is opened, and the food in the pot is raw. Aunt pig froze, and all the little animals burst out laughing.

Aunt Pig is still puzzled by the monks in Zhang Er. Little rabbit laughed my head off and said to Aunt Pig:

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You didn't light the fire at all!

"

The young monk went upstairs (humorous story)

The young monk came under a tower.

The old monk told him:

The 998 1 floor of this tower,

There is a very small and beautiful one on it.

Pearls,

Whoever can get it has everything.

Hearing this, the young monk plunged into it.

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rub

"

Climb upstairs,

Finally climbed to the tower.

Top, he's happy! The little monk was about to get the pearl when he was startled. It turned out that he forgot his key.

Shake (a humorous story)

Mom is not at home, and Beibei takes medicine on time.

After taking the medicine, she kept shaking her body, making her sweat and panting.

Mom came back and asked:

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Beibei, what are you doing?

"

Beibei said while shaking:

"

The medicine bottle says: shake well when using. I forgot before taking the medicine just now. Now make it up?

"

Fall for it (humorous story)

Mother asked Xiao Mahu to go shopping to buy meat. He looked around and wanted to buy some good meat. He put the meat he bought in a basket.

Play in the street until dark before going home.

Through the Woods,

Xiao was careless to find that there was a German shepherd following behind him.

I can't help but get a chill.

Sweating.

The little tiger is afraid that the wolf will catch up and eat him.

Just tear off a piece of meat and throw it out,

Take this opportunity,

He galloped forward.

Just out of the Woods,

The wolf is catching up again,

Little Tiger throws another piece of meat. Just walk a while and throw a piece? When I got home, I accidentally threw away all the meat.

Turn around again, alas, it's his rhubarb dog who eats meat behind!

Ask for help (humorous story)

Dad was on a business trip, but he got up late in the morning. He is busy washing his face and brushing his teeth. My sister helps my dad get dressed, and my mother brings him breakfast and helps him.

Find a notebook. Dad fumbled in his pocket at breakfast. Hey, where are the train tickets? Dad put down the milk and cake and was in a hurry.

Looking for a ticket, my little brother wants to help my father, but he can't help. Little brother thought:

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Help dad

Have breakfast. He climbed onto the stool and ate all the leftover milk and cake from his father.

Don't tell him (humorous story)

Dalin and Xiaolin are twins. They look alike! Xiaolin is most afraid of being said to be small. Whenever someone asks:

"

Who's the elder brother?

"

, he

They all avoided answering. One day, many guests came to their home.

Two brothers and their mother entertain guests together. An uncle stared.

Dalin and Kobayashi watched for a long time and asked:

"

Which one of you is the younger brother?

"

Xiao Lin blinked and told his brother not to answer. He himself

Pretend to pour tea for the guests. Xiao Lin twist a head a see, the guest is still asking dalin, he busy loudly say:

"

Dude, don't tell him!

"

Obedience (humorous story)

When the kitten came home, grandma said:

"

Your mother is sleeping, don't talk loudly.

"

The kitten nodded and tiptoed into the room trembling.

Mother's body, gently said:

"

Mom, I listen to grandma and don't speak loudly.

Strange mirror

There is a small fish in the beautiful pond. He played happily all day, but he was tired and wanted to have a rest. Suddenly,

The little fish found something flashing. He opened his eyes wide and cried, "What a big mirror! How bright it is!"

Ah! "The little fish want to:

"I wish I could take the mirror home so that everyone can take a picture!" Thinking, thinking, gently fish.

Swim slowly to the mirror. Before touching it, the mirror will break into small pieces. Fish is very sad. But,

After a while, the mirror is round again.

So,

The little fish hurried to find the little frog singing by the river.

"Brother Frog, I found a big, big side.

A round mirror,

Would you please help me take it home? "

The little frog agreed.

The little frog opened his mouth wide and just wanted to hug it gently.

Holding the mirror, I saw the "mirror" broken into pieces again. Fish and frog are very sad. However, in a very short time.

The mirror is round again.

So,

Small fish quickly found mussels dancing in the water again.

"Sister mussel, please help me lift the big mirror.

Go home, okay? "The mussel agreed and followed the fish to the mirror. The mussel just wants to gently hold the mirror with two mussels.

Son, but the mirror is broken again. Fish, frogs and mussels are very sad. However, soon the "mirror" was round again.

Let's go

Small fish found that crabs were blowing bubbles in algae again.

"Brother crab, I found a big round mirror.

please

Can you help me take it home? "The crab agreed. He gently clamped the mirror with two big pliers, but

The "mirror" broke again and became a fast film. Everyone is very sad, but they feel very strange. What's going on here?

So what?

At this time, only heard a burst of laughter, "ha ha ha" long beard shrimp grandpa came over:

"Silly boy, which is the mirror?

Son, this is the moon in the sky reflected on the water. "Small fish, frogs, mussels and crabs all raised their heads. Look, everybody

Looking at the sky and water, everyone smiled, even the moon in the pond smiled.

Children's discussion:

1.

Inspire children to talk about who found the "mirror" and which good friends were invited to help?

2.

Did Xiaoyu finally move the mirror home? Why can't you hold this mirror?

Elephant transfer

Beto the elephant went to the elephant school.

One day,

He ran home angrily,

Breathe with a long nose,

Say to mother:

"The elephant school is terrible. Teaching us to move wood all day is exhausting. I want to go to another school! "

Mother elephant sent Beto to cat school.

Teacher Cat taught Beto to catch mice.

Rats are jumping around at Beto's feet,

shellfish

Joe fumbled on it, but he couldn't.

He rolled it with his long nose again,

But the mouse jumped and jumped into his nose.

Son,

Dance on it.

A naughty little mouse got into his nose,

He sneezed several times in horror,

Get the little mouse out.