Let’s hear some jokes!

At a cocktail party, a woman asked the man sitting next to her: "Who is that ugly guy opposite?"

"It's my brother." The man replied.

The woman said: "I'm sorry, you look so similar, why didn't I notice it?"

A friend was constipated, and one day he struggled in the public toilet for a long time without any movement. , at this time, I heard a person outside hurriedly ran to the next door, slammed the door, and then heard a crackling sound. This guy said with envy: "You are so happy, I have been squatting here for a long time and I still can't get off!"

The neighbor was silent for a long time, then cursed: "It hurts you, I haven't taken off my pants yet!"

A lame man applied for a job in a company, and the company manager asked him, what are your specialties? The lame man stepped forward with his left leg and said confidently, "My left leg is very long." .

The reporter interviewed an old woman! The reporter asked: "What do you think about the problem of setting off firecrackers randomly in the city?" The old lady said: "How else can I think about it? I just climb up the window and watch..."

A friend works in a bank. Just got to work, teller. One day, I called to complain, saying: Damn it, I met an old lady today and she insisted on complaining about me, saying I was ugly, which made her forget her password. . . .

There is no child more naughty than my nephew! During the Spring Festival, he hid a small firecracker in one of my cigarettes. As a result, I handed the cigarette to my relatives who came to pay New Year greetings and lit it for him...