A joke that laughs at a glance, a sentence that laughs at a glance.

I called my boyfriend yesterday, but I suddenly got disconnected for no reason. After a while, the goods called me again. Before I could speak, he said, can you lose weight? How many times have you said this month? I smiled and touched the hang-up button!

My mother said, son, did you spend Valentine's Day alone again this year? I said, mom, will you stop it? Do you know how many people are chasing me? I still live alone? I have divided several batches a day! My mother said, son, this is what my mother expects of you. No one is chasing you, but she can still play.

Idiot girlfriend often eats small losses outside and never talks when she is alone. But when I am around, I will argue with others. No matter what the result is, I am very happy afterwards. One day, after a small win, the idiot said something that made me vomit blood: it feels good to fight against the strength of the dog! A little skeptical about her IQ!

My mother said I was ugly and couldn't get married in the future, thinking that my father would speak for me and look at my father piteously. He said: I have begged you to be my lover in my last life, so don't hurt me in this life, but I have a wife.

During the Three Kingdoms period, in the war between Liu Bei and Cao Cao, Liu Bei was defeated one after another and was about to be wiped out by the whole army. Soldier: What about your master? Liu Bei: Surrender? The soldier walked out of the tent. Soon, Cao Cao shouted: Fuck you! Liu Bei! You use biological weapons! Liu Bei was surprised and asked, What's the matter? Soldier: Master, didn't you ask us to throw events?

The leader asked his colleagues to bring the car over. Colleagues are novices, and the clutch is loose quickly. The car shrugged and shook to the front, and the leader shouted, where is my car?

In the garden, I heard a four or five-year-old child say loudly, let's make some changes! I was surprised and stopped to see how they played. Then I saw this child pointing to another child and saying, you are shit, we are living!

Today, my friend said to me: You may be the last person that Nu Wa pinched. I asked: Why? He even said: Nu Wa pinched your feet and was smoked to death?

When I was in high school, I suddenly heard a knock at the door in my girlfriend's rental house? My girlfriend stood up in shock and said, no, my dad is here! I giggled and said, I'm coming. There is nothing unfair. Get the door! After opening the door, a middle-aged man, I immediately stepped forward and said politely, Uncle, you're just in time. Pay your daughter's rent this month! My girlfriend is right next to me, giggling all the time, and the middle-aged man also smiles and says, young man, yes! Lying is not red or white! I thought, was it punctured and turned to look at my girlfriend? Girlfriend smiled and said: He is the landlord!

Yesterday I went to eat roast duck rice, and a father and daughter sat at the next table. As soon as the roast duck rice was served, uncle kept putting his roast duck on his daughter's plate, saying, eat more, eat more! I am very touched, what a good father! Uncle went on to say: eat more, eat a big fat man, and study hard without anyone chasing you? Haha, uncle, aren't you afraid that your daughter can't get married?