Four people's dialogue jokes.

Moderator: There are four friends at our party today, including pandas, penguins, cows and monkeys. We all know that there is a famous saying from Scofield, "We should love animals because they are delicious." Today, our friends will talk to us about their lives and dreams. Please welcome!

Panda: Hello, ladies and gentlemen!

Penguin: Ladies and gentlemen? I don't think there are any gentlemen there, because I am the only gentleman here.

Monkey: Why are you the only one? I don't understand.

Cow: I don't understand either

Penguin: Look at the people there! They don't even wear suits! But I know.

Monkey: Oh, I see, that's it. But you are not colorful, Mr. Penguin.

Cow: Yes, I am very bright. There are many dots here.

Panda: I only have two colors. Actually, my dream is that I want to take a color photo.

Monkey: What a pity, Panda Girl. I am luckier than you. My ass is red, haha. People can be famous by touching them!

Cow: You are so funny! What about me? Well, panda girl, people drink my milk, but no one calls me mom. I am the poor one.

Penguin: Haha, yes, I drink milk, but I call my mother, not your mother.

Monkey: No one will call you mom, Mrs. Niu unless you have a baby.

Niu: That's right!

Panda: Everyone has a dream, and there is still a long way to go to the finish line.

Compere: These animals are really interesting! It's really great! They are humorous, and animals have dreams. Let's hope everyone can realize their dreams!