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Why can’t I save money?

As prices rise higher and higher, are you all racking your brains on how to reduce expenses and save more money? Here I will share with you some unique tips on how to save more money. Money

In fact, each of us makes a lot of money, but why some people can have a large amount of savings, but most people still can't save money. The key lies in whether you know how to manage money. Starting from today, you have to do the following:

1. Don’t eat breakfast outside in the morning. Get up half an hour early and make it by yourself. Make yesterday’s leftovers into soaked rice and eat some dried radish. Kind of pickles. It saves you and your husband five dollars on eating breakfast out every day. That’s 150 yuan a month.

2. Don’t take an air-conditioned car to work today. Set off early. If you encounter an air-conditioned car, don’t get on it. Get up ten minutes early and wait for an ordinary car. If you have a bicycle, I suggest you ride it to and from get off work. This way you can exercise again. It saves both health and money. You and your wife can save 240 yuan per month.

3. Does the unit take care of meals at noon? in spite of. Then cook a little more every night when cooking, pack it in a lunch box, and take it to the company the next day. In this way, if you usually eat ten yuan for lunch, you will save 300 yuan. If you usually eat five yuan, you will save 150 yuan. The couple saved another 300 yuan or 600 yuan.

4. Does your wife eat snacks? eat. So in the future, save the money on these plums and beef jerky, and drink boiled water instead to beautify yourself and lose weight. Does your husband smoke every day? If you smoke, then quit. The couple will save at least 350 yuan a month. Even more.

5. What do you usually eat at night? Chicken, duck and fish, what a waste. When the market closes, go buy some cheap Chinese cabbage, radish, green vegetables, and at most the smallest and cheapest yellow croaker, and bargain for one yuan a pound. In this way, you can save more than 30 yuan on food every day. That’s 1,000 yuan per month.

6. Do you take a shower every day? Yes, it is too wasteful. Once a week is enough. After washing, wash the clothes for the week with bath water. Remember not to use a washing machine, which consumes too much water. Just wash it by hand. You can also save some washing powder. In this way, you can save 100 yuan in water and electricity bills every month.

7. Do you watch TV with the lights on at night? Yes, from today on, don’t turn on the lights when watching TV, and you will save 30 yuan on electricity bills every month.

8. What cosmetics do you use? Imported or domestic? Start using the one-pack of children's cream from now on. This provides a huge monthly savings, which varies depending on each person's usage. Does your husband use cosmetics? Use, starting from today, don’t use shaving cream or water, and save another sum. How often do you need a haircut? Two weeks? Three weeks? A month? From today on, my wife will grow her hair long and tie it in a ponytail, saving money on haircuts. My husband will have his hair cut once every two months, and he will have his hair styled for the next month at most. I also saved a lot of money on haircuts, perms and hair dyes.

9. Do you often eat out on weekends? What a waste. From today on, don’t eat out again.

10. Do you buy new clothes every month? What a waste. Just wear the clothes you have. Look, the clothes in your wardrobe are enough for you to wear for ten years. Don’t buy any more for ten years from now.

11. Oh my God, you still give money to your mother-in-law all the time. It’s so extravagant. They are already old. It would be a waste to eat and wear more. Save it!

12. What kind of milk powder should babies eat? More than a hundred yuan! Wow! ! Did you give him something so expensive? Ten yuan a bag will be enough for him from now on. What? Also eat calcium powder, cod liver oil, colostrum, teething cakes, fruit puree, meat paste, liver meal, and fish meal! It’s absolutely terrible. From today on, don’t eat these horribly expensive things again. If you want to eat something other than milk, then follow the adults and eat some vegetables, radishes, and rice. Having these is already very good. In the old society, children didn’t even have to eat these. Didn’t children still grow well? The key is that you save a lot of money again.

13. Why did you forget your phone bill? From now on, don’t turn on your phone. If you do, just send text messages. Make fewer phone calls at home and save them until work. Do not use the Internet at home until you arrive at work.

Other tips for saving money, such as taking a two-liter mineral water bottle home with you when you get off work. Two bottles for the couple, so you don’t have to order water.

Take home some garbage bags from work and some printing paper from work, knead them hard and use them as toilet paper. Remove your hands when you get off work and then come back, saving water at home.

Bring a small mineral water bottle and some hand sanitizer back to work every day, so you don’t have to buy soap. If you insist on bringing it every day, you don’t need to buy washing powder.

It would be better if you often bring back some toilet paper from the toilet outside.

When you are out on the streets on weekends, don’t miss the free gifts on the roadside, such as shampoo, snacks, fruits, and biscuits, and you should go separately with your husband and baby. Three people can get three portions.

Be sure to try one when buying fruit, but buying fruit itself is a waste, forget it, don’t buy it.

Tips for being stingy and saving money

1. When cooking, eat more cold dishes and less stir-fries. You can save 0.1 cubic meter of gas each time and get a discount of 0.19 yuan. And cold salad will not destroy the original vitamins and nutrients of vegetables.

2. If you tell disgusting jokes or do indecent things to your wife while eating, you can save one steamed bun and half a bowl of rice per meal, and help your wife lose weight. (This method cannot be used for breakfast or lunch, otherwise it will cost money for medicine if you get sick due to hunger).

3. When your wife is not at home, you don’t have to wash the dishes. You can save 0.01 yuan in water bills each time. Anyway, you don’t mind being dirty. If you are afraid of dust, you can turn the bowl upside down. If there is condensation over time, remove the whole thing and reuse it.

4. Washing underwear once every two weeks can reduce the wear and tear of the washing machine and save one set of underwear every two years. sock? I don’t usually wear it, but if someone asks, I’ll just say it’s flesh-colored.

5. Don’t wear shoes at home and walk barefoot. You can save a pair of slippers every three years and give your wife the romantic feeling of returning to nature.

6. Instead of turning on your own TV when watching TV, go to the balcony and use a telescope to look at the building opposite. You can save 0.1 yuan per hour in electricity bills. It can also treat myopia.

7. Always walk when you go out, walk within 2 kilometers, briskly walk within 5 kilometers, run within 10 kilometers, and take breaks when running for more than 10 kilometers. While saving money, you will piss off those stupid people who go to the gym.

8. When going out with friends, set your phone to vibrate. If there is a call, quickly find a toilet to check the number, and then borrow your friend's phone on the grounds that it is out of battery. After using it, if your friend doesn't look embarrassed, you can make another long-distance call. For cost-saving standards, please refer to China Mobile or China Unicom charging standards.

9. When you have nothing to do on weekends, you can find a beggar and squat next to him. If a passerby throws a coin but does not hit the bowl, you can quickly pick it up. If the beggar glares sideways, tell him, "I picked it up." It is estimated that you can earn 1-3 yuan per day.