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At a meeting in the village, the village chief said, "Rabbits and shrimps, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, if you want to speak, let's have a meeting now. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs ate today's meal. Everyone is chinemys reevesii." Comrades and villagers, enough food for today. Let's make a big bowl. )