I always want to give you all the best in the world, only to find that the best in the world is you.

1. It's easy to be unfamiliar if you are too far away, and it's easy to be exhausted if you are too close.

2. There are three realms in love. Teenagers are out of curiosity, young people are in aesthetics, and middle age belongs to seeking knowledge.

3. Those who succeed early may not succeed, and those who arrive late may not fail. You can't rely on yourself when you are young, and you can't give up when you are old.

4. In this society, when you can't fight for your father, you can only fight hard.

5. others' achievements and status seem hard to come by, but they must be taken for granted.

6. People are unhappy only because they deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied by others.

7. When people pay a little attention to you, you open your heart. You think this is frankness, but in fact it is loneliness.

8. The bravest thing I ever did was to listen to your story about you and her.

9. I always want to give you all the best in the world, only to find that the best in the world is you.

1. Don't stay up like this night after night. Thinking about the east and the west every day is really melodramatic. It's really time to turn off your cell phone, disconnect some unnecessary contacts, throw away all negative energy, live seriously, and do something serious.

11. Nostalgia is always easy to get hurt, and people like to wait for the rest of their lives to say "Hope that you are well".

12. If one day, you can't find me, don't be sad. It's not that I don't love you, nor that you missed me. It's that I finally have the courage to leave, but please remember that I really waited foolishly before that.

13. There are some unacceptable parts in everyone's personality, even the best people; So don't be hard on others and don't blame yourself.

14. There is no debt in life. Others pay for you because others like it, and you pay for others because you are willing. Love is voluntary, and you have no regrets.

15. A sense of ceremony makes ordinary days shine. We need to constantly celebrate the beauty in front of us before we can move forward fearlessly. Love and beauty are the biggest changes and intransigence we can make to ordinary life. Zeng yanbing

16. The proudest thing in a relationship is not how many people have chased you, but that there is someone who will never leave you no matter what.

17. I apologize to my old lover, because I feel like my first love for a new person.

18. You did something that others don't want to do today, and you can have something that others can't have until tomorrow.

19. Admit that some things can't be done well even if you try your best, and some people will lose even if they try their best. You'll feel much better.

2. Time will tell us that simple love lasts the longest, ordinary company is the most reassuring, and people who know you are the warmest. Xiaobian: Sunshine and you are there, which is the future I want. Xiaobian: When no one cares, be firm and persistent; When people are envious, quiet inside Xiaobian: Are you single for so long because you are too picky? Talk about romantic love: I want to give you the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you

1. I suddenly like to glance at the word, love at first sight is too superficial, love over time is too pale, others are flirting, and I only glance at you.

2. People don't mind anything when they can't get it, but they will care a little after they get it. This is love, please don't mind.

3. In the past, I thought love was love at first sight, and later I thought it was a long stream of water. Later, I thought love was a sense of security, companionship, dependence, and reluctance to let go. Now I think love means that you love me when I love you, as simple as that.

4. Don't regret what you missed. People and things you miss, others have a chance to meet, others miss, you have a chance to have. Everyone will miss it, everyone has missed it, and what really belongs to you will never be missed.

5. I want to give you the best in the world, only to find that the best in the world is you; I don't want youth that is not old, just a lover that can't be stolen.

6. There is really no reason to say clearly that you like someone. It's just a feeling, that is, seeing the right eye. It's like wanting to be with each other for a long time and finish this life.

7. When I wasted my time, I felt that there was nothing more to this world. But after falling in love with you, I began to yearn for a long life. It is not worth living on earth, but you are.

8. It's not that I think I'm good enough, but that no one but me will be blind to you. There is a kind of love, which is so blind and confident.

9. If love can be explained and vows can be revised, and if our meeting can be rescheduled, then life will be easier. If, one day, I can finally forget you, however, this is not a random legendary story, nor is it a drama to be staged tomorrow. I can't find the manuscript and then erase you. -Xi Murong's "Mistake"

1. We will go to the end, get married, live a life, care for each other, and join hands for life ... I am with you with this idea, and there is still a sentence I love you in order to reach the age of sixty. I can't give you the best things in the world, but I will give you all my best

. I can't give you the best things in the world, but I will give you all my best.

2. What a good temper! It's all because I love you.

3. I have never been afraid of police, hooligans, parents, and my only fear is my daughter-in-law!

4. What I want to say most is in my eyes, in my draft box, and in my dreams.

5. You sent me an anonymous message to like me? Stop it. No way. Stop it, you are the only girl in QQ.

6. I hope that one day after a certain year, I can make a statement and say, Damn it, I actually married him.

7. You kissed my lips, but I was not your favorite person.

8. If you give me the same to others, I'd rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, and it's a joke not to keep it.

9. Dare you let me live one inch inside the fourth rib of your left chest.

1. I can't say that I can only love one person all my life. It's impossible. However, there must be someone who can make you laugh the most brilliantly, cry the most thoroughly and remember the most deeply.

11. if you call your husband, you will behave yourself; If you call your wife, you will be responsible for the end.

12. Didn't the teacher teach you? If you can't do the problem, just skip to the back. If you can't catch up, you should find another one!

13. You slapped me, but I asked you why your hands were so cold. Classic QQ love talk and share

14. If the quarrel can't beat your daughter-in-law, just hug or press on the wall and kiss.

15. Boys are subtraction. At first, it seems that every girl gets 1 points. When shortcomings are found, they gradually decrease until they fail, and they break up! And girls are addition. At first, boys get lower marks. After getting along, they gradually add points and love more and more! So in the end, most of the people who were hurt the most were girls.

16. How long will I stay with you for a long time? Is it enough to bury you next to you?

17. Look for friends, find a boyfriend, salute, shake hands, and leave after you are single.

18. I want to scream when you are drunk and sigh when you wake up.

19. The most vicious spell: I hope that after many years, you will die of a broken heart, thinking about me.

2. You never know how much you can love someone. You don't know how much you love until you watch him love someone else.

21. With the person you like, it doesn't matter whether you have WiFi or not.

22. I remember everything you said, every look back and every smile.

23. If he doesn't care, learn to care less than he does.

24. I didn't know how much I couldn't let you go until I met you after such a long separation.

25. One day, you will definitely thank the person who abandoned you, and thank the person who you loved deeply but ignored you. His abandonment urges you to find a better next one.

26. What's wrong with going from a friend to an ex-boyfriend?

27. I'm not afraid of being alone. I'm afraid that when I get used to being alone, someone will disturb everything.

28. You will find someone and believe him as yourself.

29. A secret of any long-term relationship is to find beauty in imperfection. The funniest joke in the world

The funniest joke in the world

1. Before I bought a bag of oranges, my roommate peeled it and put it in his mouth without saying hello. I kindly reminded you not to eat too much oranges, which is easy to get angry! He doesn't think so, it's okay. Say that finish stretched out his hand and want to get, all didn't mean to stop. You're not done, are you? Losing patience, I grabbed the bench and threw it at him. I told you that eating oranges is easy to get angry, and it is easy to get angry. You don't believe it, Cao!

2. A comedian told people that when I was young, every time I asked my mother for money, her mother always said, "What do you think I look like, like a bank? In fact, the actor said, for a teenager, parents are banks. If I really go to the bank to ask for money myself, the cashier will definitely say, "What do you think I look like, like your mother?"

3. My son is eighteen, and he is taking the college entrance examination this year. Learn every day, damn it every day. Say, if you can't get into college and even find a daughter-in-law, let alone have children. The son said, if you want to watch the children play, hurry up and have one with my father, I have no time to study.

4. I forgot to put the air-conditioning remote control there. After searching for a circle, I had no choice but to enter it on Baidu. What should I do if I lost it? The first result was to see if it was put on the air-conditioner. (Please keep the reprint. I suddenly realized that I climbed into bed and touched it on the air-conditioner, and it was really there! Du Niang, you really are omnipotent!

5. My friend's son is eight years old and learns Taekwondo in his spare time. One day, I fought with my classmates at school and got three stitches in the head. My friend was called to the school to apologize to the parents of the children who were beaten and lost medical expenses. Go home at night and beat his son up. While beating, he angrily questioned his son, did I spend so much money to send you to learn Taekwondo every day for nothing, and used bricks to fight with others? !

6. I lost my way in the wild with my girlfriend. I didn't eat for three days and nights. Looking at my girlfriend's desperate expression, I bit her face with hunger. Don't tell me, this powder is quite strong.

7. The reporter went to visit the master. The master meditated for four hours every day. When the reporter went there, he said to the master, Master, you meditate for four hours every day. Why? The master said, I absorbed the essence of heaven and earth in the first two hours, and I absorbed the essence in the last two hours. . . The reporter thought that the master had nothing to say, so he answered. Absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon, the master said shyly. . My legs are numb and I can't stand up. .

8. When I was shopping, I bought a scratch-off and won 4 yuan. I ran home happily all the way and told my wife that after I was happy for a long time, my wife said, hand it over. .

9. Party A said to Party B, "Recently, my son often does something indecent and doesn't listen to me. He said that he only listens to idiots. Please advise my son! B,

1, a, benefactor, I'm from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and I want to give you something! B, Oh, I wonder what the master wants to change? A, excuse me, patroness, have you ever heard of daylight?

11. There are two idiots in the dormitory who bet to quit smoking. Whoever wants to smoke first will give the other person 1 yuan. At 9 o'clock in the evening, one of them finally couldn't help smoking one in the bathroom. The other idiot said, I don't want 1 yuan, so let me smoke one.

12. His father is a big shot in the army, and his brother works in a western enterprise. The superior conditions have developed his domineering character. Once, he made trouble in the bath city, killed Wen Xun's security guard and the boss's son, and blocked the boss at the gate of the court and beat him. Under the pressure of public opinion, he was forced to commit suicide. Soon, he appeared openly. He was Nezha.

13. Many people like to get C when they can't do multiple-choice questions. Some analysts say that this is because C stands for Correct, which gives people a strong psychological hint. -I think this statement is far-fetched. The real reason is that C stands for Cao. I chose C just to vent my dissatisfaction, but I can't do C! Choose c, choose c, choose c!

14. My family has an 11-year-old son. Today, I told my son that you should give your mother the red ticket you earned when you grew up and went to work. My son stared at me and said, "No, then I have no money to eat.". I said I would give you change, and my son replied, Oh, then I'll change all the red tickets into zero.

15. A. I think I have acrophobia. B, then show it to me! A, I said, I have acrophobia. B, yes! Take out your certificate!

16, kidnapping, I quietly blindfolded you; Heart disease, you are my chest pain forever; Schadenfreude, when the old cat was kicked out by its owner, the mouse came out to see him off; By using the knife to kill people, I mean a robber who is too poor to even have a knife; Generation gap, just adapted to his son's long hair, he shaved his head again; Apple, its most glorious moment was hitting Newton's head;

17. The doctor said to hold my urine for color ultrasound at 3: 3 in the afternoon. I was so obedient that I couldn't hold it any longer. . . You big ye of, but tell me in front of more than 2 people do? You want to suffocate me! ! !

18. Just now, Dad sent a message and heard from colleagues that there was a neon Christmas tree more than ten meters high in front of the station, which was particularly beautiful. Shall I drive you to have a look at it at night? I was beautiful when I suddenly received a text message from my mother. Eat by yourself at night, and mom will go out. Just wondering, I got a text message from my dad three minutes later. I sent it wrong just now. It was sent to your mother. Look for a fluorescent lamp yourself.

19. In the morning, I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to go through the marriage formalities with my wife. When I went out, I asked, is this the right place to apply for a divorce certificate? . . Kneeling and rubbing the washboard at home at the moment.

2. In other words, a prisoner was executed by shooting. Because the bullet was produced by a fake factory, the first shot didn't go out, the second shot didn't go out, and then the third shot and the fourth shot ... The prisoner couldn't stand it, crying and saying a classic sentence, Big Brother, don't waste any more bullets, you strangle me, this is too fucking scary!

21. My daughter is really getting smarter and smarter. Today, when I was eating out, I walked back with two cream cakes and accidentally dropped one on the way. When the daughter saw it, she immediately shouted, Dad, you dropped that piece!

22. A gentleman had a glass of brandy in a bar. When checking out, the waitress carefully looked at the money paid, and her face fell and said, Sir, your money is fake! The gentleman raised his head and casually asked, "Is your brandy real?"?

23, q, how to praise the beauty of the goddess in one sentence, but also make a weak confession. Reply, my mother wants it