Ask for some English jokes involving marriage or family or husband and wife, with translation.

A woman worries about the future until she finds a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Women are worried about the future until they find a husband; A man never worries about the future until he finds a wife. Eating out means eating out.

When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw out $20, even though it is only worth $32.50. None of them will have smaller change, and no one will really admit that they want change back. When the women got the bill, the pocket calculator came out.

At the time of paying the bill, Mike, Ake, Ali and Tom each threw out 20 yuan, although in fact, a * * * only ate 32.5 yuan. No one has a smaller ticket, and no one wants to admit that they actually want to break it. When a woman pays the bill, everyone takes out a calculator. Money. Money.

A man will spend $2 to buy an item worth 1 dollar he needs. A woman will spend 1 dollar on a $2 item that she doesn't need but is on sale. If you spend 1 dollar, men will buy it. Women will buy unwanted things that cost 2 yuan but only cost 1 yuan.

Bathroom bathroom

There are five things in a man's bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap and a towel from Marriott Hotel. There are an average of 337 items in a typical women's bathroom. A man will not be able to identify most of these items.

Five treasures in a man's bathroom: toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap and a towel. There are an average of 337 things in a woman's bathroom, and most men don't know what they are for.

debate

Women have the final say in any argument. Anything a man says after that ... is the beginning of a new argument.

Women have the final say in any argument. Anything a man says after that ... is to start a new argument.

CATS cat

Women like cats. Men say they like cats, but when women can't see, men kick cats.

Women like cats. Men say they like it too, but when women can't see it, men kick cats.

Success. Success.

A successful man earns more money than his wife spends. A successful woman can find such a man.

A successful man can earn more money than his wife spends; Successful women can find such a man.

Marriage marriage.

A woman marries a man in the hope that he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman, hoping she won't change! She does.

A woman marries a man in the hope that he can change, but he doesn't; A man married a woman, hoping that she would never change, but she did.