Two jokes in a small English conversation

The lion once said that he was dying.

So he invited all the animals to listen to his last wish.

The goat came to the lion's cave. He stood there listening for a long time.

Then a sheep went in. Before she came out, a rabbit came in to listen to the last wish of the king of beasts.

But soon the lion seemed to recover and went to his hole.

He saw a fox waiting outside. "Why don't you come in?" The lion asked the fox.

"I beg your pardon," said the fox. "I saw many animals enter your cave, but none came out.

I'd rather wait outside before they come out again. "

Translation:

The old lion and the fox

An old lion claimed that he was dying of illness. He told all animals to listen to his last words.

A goat went into the lion's cave and stayed there, and then a sheep went in. Before, a rabbit went in to listen to the last words of the king of beasts.

But soon, the lion seemed to be good enough to walk to the mouth of the cave. He saw the fox standing at the mouth of the cave and asked, "Why don't you come in?"

"Dear Your Highness," replied the fox, "if I hadn't found only footprints, I might have entered the cave."

Moral: Be careful of other people's traps, because once you go in, it's hard to get out again.

Or you need some classic short sentences to provide a point:

A bold attempt is half the battle. A bold attempt is half success.

We learn by doing. Practice makes us talented.

East or west, home is the best. East is better than west, or home is the best.

Two heads are better than one. Two heads are better than one.

Having a good partner on the road is a shortcut. A good company is a shortcut.

Constant dripping wears away a stone.

It never rains but it pours. It never rains but it pours.

Misfortune tells us what luck is. You don't know happiness without disaster.

Tongue is boneless but can break bones. Tongue has no bones, but it can break bones.

A bold attempt is half the battle. A bold attempt is half success.

Know everything, know everything.

Good advice is priceless. Advice is priceless.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am by your side.

It's never too late. It's never too late.

It is never too late to mend. It is never too late to mend.

If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing well. If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing well.

Without enthusiasm, there is no great achievement. Without enthusiasm, there will be no great achievements.

Actions speak louder than words. Actions speak louder than words.

Lifeless and impeccable. Only the dead can't make mistakes.

Great things come from small beginnings. From small beginning come great things.

One today is worth two tomorrows. One today is worth two tomorrows.

Truth is not afraid of investigation. Truth never fears investigation.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am by your side.

No person deserves your tears, and the one who deserves them won't make you cry.

No person deserves your tears, and the one who deserves them won't make you cry.

Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish, doesn't mean you are not loved with all his/her being.

Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish, doesn't mean you are not loved with all his/her being.

A true friend will hold your hand and touch your heart.

A true friend will hold your hand and touch your heart.

The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by his/her side and know you'll never have him/her.

The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by his/her side and know you'll never have him/her.

Never stop smiling, not even when you are sad, someone might fall in love with your smile.

Never stop smiling, not even when you are sad, someone might fall in love with your smile.

I hope I can help you. 1, two bills

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow, and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

Two birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a sparrow. Who can point out which is the swallow and which is the sparrow?

Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer

Teacher: Please talk about it.

Student: The sparrow is next to the swallow, and the swallow is next to the sparrow.

2. Fishing nets

"Can you tell me what fishing nets are made of, Ann?"

"Many small holes tied together with ropes," the little girl replied.

fishnet

"Ann, can you tell me what the fishing net is made of?" The teacher asked.

"Fishing nets are made of many small holes tied together with ropes," the little girl replied.

3. New teacher

George came back from school on September 1st.

"George, what do you think of your new teacher?" His mother asked.

"Mom, I don't like her because she said that three plus three equals six, and then she said that two plus four equals six ..."

New teacher

On September 1 day, George came home from school.

George, do you like your new teacher? Mom asked.

"Mom, I don't like it, because she said that three plus three equals six, and later she said that two plus four equals six."

4. Physical examination

In a physics exam, Nick finished the first question quickly, while his classmates were still thinking hard.

The question is: when it thunders, why do we see lightning first and then hear thunder?

Nick's answer is: because our eyes are in front of our ears.

Physics examination

In a physics exam, while the students were still thinking hard, Nick quickly answered the first question.

The question is: Why do we always see the lightning first and then hear the thunder when it thunders?

Nick's answer is: because the eyes are in front and the ears are behind.