Crosstalk lines of hundreds of surnames

Actor: soldier, Qizhi

A: Come here, come here, come here. What's your name?

Hey, hey, hey ... hey, hey, hey ... I don't remember.

Let's test you. What is this? (stretching out a finger)

B: Fried dough sticks.

What is this? (stretching out two fingers)

B: Two fried dough sticks.

What is this? (sticking out five fingers)

B: A handful of fried dough sticks.

A: You only know a fried dough stick. Study hard. Can you name hundreds of surnames?

B: Hundred surnames? What is a hundred surnames?

A: At first glance, you just don't know. Repeat after me: a thousand grandchildren, Zhao Li.

B: Qiansun Zhao Li. (Speak slowly ...)

A: Qian Sun Zhao Li.

Teacher, I feel dizzy. (speak slowly ... shake your head ...)

You turn in the other direction. Here is Wang Zheng.

B: Wu Zhou Zheng Wang. (Speak slowly ...)

A: Zhou Wuwang.

B: Wu Zhou Zheng Wang. Teacher, my eyes are black ... (speak slowly ... put the black circle in front of my eyes ...)

A: Don't interrupt. What's on it?

Is it up there? That's the roof above. (Looking up ...)

A: Even the roof is exposed.

A: Qian Sun Zhao Li.

A: What's next?

Oh, yes, Li Qiansun. (Speak slowly ...)

A: Qian Sun Zhao Li. (Angry)

Oh, by the way, Zhao. (Speak slowly ...)

Where is the money?

B: Money? It's all spent

A: This is Miss Zhao! (angry again)

Oh, it's that big tiger, right?

A: Whatever you say. You got it?

I see.

Can you talk?

Yes, I can. (I hesitated for about 3 seconds ...) I couldn't keep up with the teacher, so I had to come and talk.

A: Then you can say it backwards.

B: Come here: big tiger, indecent and lawless preserved egg porridge. Little grandson, that's ridiculous. It is teacher Zhao who cheats money. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ... (The last sentence pointed to A and said ...)

Extended data:

The word cross talk is an ancient image sound, which originally meant to imitate others, also called cross talk next door. The folk rap art in North China has been further developed and formed through rhyming techniques such as accent pronunciation. It is generally believed that it was formed during the reign of Xianfeng and Tongzhi in Qing Dynasty. An art form that makes the audience laugh by telling jokes or interesting questions and answers.

In contrast, storytelling (and other folk arts) actors should not only explain the causal relationship of things clearly, but also define the theme and ending of the story in advance by winning the first time, and the audience only needs to passively accept it.

In cross talk performance, actors no longer enjoy the status of "storytellers" as storytellers, and actors and actors, actors and audiences all appear as equal interlocutors. They can express their different views on things. This kind of different opinions from many aspects not only constitutes the formal characteristics of cross talk, but also is the source of comic contradictions in cross talk.