What are the funny things in the second interview?

1. Before the road test, as usual, candidates stood in front of the driver's seat and reported, for example, "Report to the examiner, student Wang Fugui asked to get on the bus." The examiner should answer: "permission to get on the bus." As a result, an unfortunate girl said, "report to the examiner, student xxx asked to sleep." Small goods and big goods are mostly tested by students and coaches. At that time, all beings laughed together. To make matters worse, the examiner replied, "You are allowed to sleep. Which one do you think is appropriate? "

2. After another candidate got on the bus successfully, he sat in the driver's seat and lit a fire. After stepping on the accelerator to check the instrument, he said to the examiner, "report to the examiner that the instrument is normal and request to take off." (It should be aimed at the requirements. It is estimated that candidates have the ideal of being a pilot since childhood. After listening, the examiner calmly replied: "Permission to take off, pay attention to the high voltage ahead."

3. On the way to the exam, the examiner will put forward some requirements for candidates to do, such as turning left at the intersection ahead, pressing the manhole cover, unilaterally or bilaterally. Candidates should answer: "I understand." Make sure you understand the examiner's question. A driving school in Beijing has a very special roundabout called Wang Ba Island. As a result, an examiner said, "Turn left at Turtle Island ahead." The examinee replied, "The tortoise understands."

The exam is almost over, and the examiner said, "Stop in front." Unexpectedly, there is a fire hydrant in front. The student was frightened and replied, "Call the fire hydrant, you can't stop in front."

5. I remember learning to drive for the first time (I should have been driving in other places, but it was too late that day and I drove directly on the road). A senior turned around and drove to the opposite lane. A bus came in front of me and the bus driver braked immediately. The master also slammed on the handbrake and scolded him: You think you are driving in Hong Kong! ! ! ! The brothers sitting in the back laughed their heads off.

6. There is another | "A buddy said because he was nervous: the instrument is all right |" and asked to get up. The examiner was happy when he heard it: haven't you woken up yet? Allow to get up

7. In the road test, the examiner said: Turn left around the island in front. The student said: I see, turn left around the island in front. After the turn, the examiner said, get off the bus and fail. The student is very confused. Can you let me die? The examiner said in a daze: you count how many times you turned before you turned around ~ ~

8. There is another person. After the exam, the examiner took away his ic card (in fact, this means qualified). The man insisted on not getting off the bus and said to the examiner, "You haven't returned my ic card yet." The examiner began to ignore him, but he insisted on endless demands. Finally, he angered the examiner and said, "Take it back if you want", so he hung up the phone. This post comes from-just go to May-the latest address.

9. I heard my uncle tell a joke about his driving test (7 years ago): At that time, everyone tried their best to please the examiner and used all the bt tricks. One got on the bus, didn't light the fire first, and smirked at the examiner around him. The examiner smiled and asked him what he was smirking about. He said: I think you look like my uncle ... the examiner is unconscious.

10, another person got on the bus and said to the examiner first, "I'm so nervous that I can't even drive when you sit next to me." The examiner gave him a white look: "Don't be nervous, drive yours well." Then the man began to say to himself, "actually, I also know that there is no need to be nervous, but I can't control myself." Just now, I asked the students who just came down if there was any way not to be nervous. They told me: Don't think about anything when you get on the bus, just think that you are alone in the car now, or there is a dog sitting next to you ... "The examiner fainted again ~ ~ ~ Later, it was said that he was the only one in his group who had passed the exam.