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Funny quotes for weight loss A circle of friends who are determined to lose weight

1. After weighing myself, I was so sleepy that I lost all sleep. From this moment on, I made up my mind to lose weight. This is not a slogan, you must do it!

2. The belt tells me that it’s time to lose weight. This time I have made up my mind to lose weight. I must control my diet reasonably, eat small meals often, and stop eating meat.

3. On the first day, well, people walking on the road of twenty years old have made up their minds to lose weight and become a delicate and thin girl.

4. Starting today, make up your mind, grit your teeth, and lose weight without fear of hardship!

5. I will not get fatter and fatter. I am determined to lose weight during this winter vacation and work hard to lose weight! ! !

6. When you are determined to lose weight, how does it feel when others eat delicious food in front of you?

7. No, no, no, no, no, no, I have to make up my mind to lose weight again! Certainly! want! reduce! Fat! Hahahahaha I reduced the pork belly.

8. Every time you decide not to eat at night to lose weight, there is always someone who will drag you to eat until your stomach explodes! ! !

9. The best partner for losing weight is loneliness. When you make up your mind to lose weight, you must not be with that group of fair-weather friends. You never know the moment when they eat, you will lose all your previous efforts and be defeated.

10. Anything is not that difficult as long as you make up your mind to do it, such as losing weight.

11. My mother’s meals have defeated my determination to lose weight time and time again!

12. From the moment you decide to lose weight, the most difficult moment has passed.

13. To lose weight, you must have this determination: lose weight or die!

14. If you maintain an equal mind and do things conveniently, there will be no problems in the world. If you have the intention to lose weight and do the things you need to do to lose weight, you will eventually succeed in losing weight.

15. If you have a narrow mind, you will have many troubles. If you have a broad mind, you will have abundant wisdom. To lose weight, you need to have a lot of energy, perseverance, and confidence, and you will definitely lose weight like lightning.

16. My figure continues to grow horizontally, and I am determined to lose weight. I told my husband: Starting tomorrow, I will only eat bananas and pineapples for dinner. My husband said quietly: Elephants grew up eating these. I really can’t stand it, and I feel guilty. Cow full face.

17. The purpose of losing weight is to one day be able to eat all the delicious food in the world. In order to achieve this lofty ideal of happiness, I decided: start eating now! Only in this way can you save enough energy to lose weight!

18. All motivation comes from the inner boiling. If you can't do something, whether it's building a good relationship, finding a lover, or losing weight, it's because you don't really want to do it yet.

19. You must come when I lose weight, because seeing you makes me lose my appetite.

20. You can’t even control the fat on your own body, but you still want to control other people’s hearts?

21. If you don’t lose weight, one day God will really open the door to success for you, but you may not be able to squeeze in!

22. Losing weight is something that everyone can do. As long as I believe that I can become more beautiful, I will definitely lose weight successfully.

23. From today on, be a happy person. Get up early, go to bed early, and eat on time. From tomorrow on, focus on losing weight and no longer gain weight. Facing the big bed, flowers bloom in your dreams.

24. If you have a desire to lose weight, you will end up being a foodie.

25. Just talk about losing weight. You need to know. You still have a long way to go. A healthy body is your guarantee for going forward.

26. Although people who love beauty in the city like to lose weight, what I miss is still gaining weight in my own way. Although the seven colors of the rainbow after the rain are beautiful, I still hope to say hello to you when the day turns to night, Good night.

27. If a person can’t control his own fatness, how can he control other people’s hearts!

28. Don’t do any evil, and do all the good. Don’t do good deeds because they are small, and don’t do evil because they are small. Keep your mouth shut, fat and hormones are not allowed.

You must have the desire to eat the sea food, and you must have the desire to lose weight.

29. Treat fat as your enemy and endure the tears every second when trying to lose weight.

30. The world is so busy, don’t worry about fame and fortune. Live life as you please, don't force wealth and glory. Do the important thing of losing weight every day, don't wait until you fail.

31. You can’t use all your power, you can’t enjoy all your blessings, you can’t take advantage of all your advantages, you can’t use all your wisdom. You must lose the weight you need.

32. The key to losing weight is hunger. Exercise is the least useful and at best a supplement. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it’s impossible.

33. Everyone should remember not to let weight loss affect your work and study, because you gain weight to live a better life. We must constantly enrich ourselves! Let’s not be mean-spirited fat people! We want to be beauties with a fulfilling soul!

34. If your desire for a beautiful figure is far greater than your desire for food, you can successfully lose weight. If you can't lose weight, it's because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.

35. When you successfully lose weight, you will have more control and confidence in yourself in other aspects.

36. Keeping your mouth shut and moving your legs is the core key to losing weight, and a nutritionally comprehensive diet is also a must.

37. You have to believe that after losing weight, you will definitely meet a better version of yourself.

38. Beautiful, that is a must! However, you also need to have a brain in mind. There are many ways to lose weight. What I am saying is that there are other ways to choose the one that makes you happiest and the most consistent!

39. Eat before you lose weight? No joke?

40. The word "weight loss" is thought of as investment, but it is quite distracting when done.

41. In the future, you will definitely thank you for trying so hard to lose weight now! !

42. Losing weight means changing from eating with confidence to eating with fear.

43. The road to weight loss is difficult. It is a long march against fat. Many people fall down halfway, but many people persist to the end.

44. Losing weight not only changes our appearance on the outside, but also enriches our hearts.

45. It’s better to act than to think. Start losing weight now.

46. Don’t expect to lose weight. Bajie has traveled thousands of miles and still hasn’t lost weight. Moreover, he is also a vegetarian.

47. I always want to lose weight, but I have a foodie mouth.

48. Summer is here, let’s lose weight together. Share a picture of a fat penguin. The little basin under his feet will be his rice bowl from now on. It’s so cute.

49. How many people want to lose weight but just can’t keep their mouths shut.

50. Eating while looking at calories to lose weight is tiring and ineffective.

51. Fat people really should lose weight. Maybe one day they will really lose weight like lightning?

52. During the days of weight loss, you may feel alone, lonely, and tired. Every flower is watered with cold water. Don't shrink back, the world will smile at you one day.

53. You have no desire to learn, but you end up failing the exam? You only have a desire to lose weight, but you end up being a foodie?

54. Growing up is a period of heartbreaking pain, and the period of recklessness is called youth! People want to lose weight, reduce waist and butt, why do you have to start with brain cells.

55. I saw a good friend’s post saying that he was exhausted from eating hot pot tonight and had failed to lose weight. Then I clicked on it and clicked like.

56. There once was a fat man who heard that yoga can help lose weight. Emperor Tian pays off his conscientious people! Two months later, he turned into a soft, fat man.

57. Is it easy for my mother to keep me so fat for so many years? I will not lose weight and will not lose weight.

58. Every girl who shouts about losing weight has a mouth that can’t stop.

59. People who can’t control their mouths shouldn’t make trouble to lose weight! Aren't you disgusting?

60. When I was a child, eating was the happiest thing, but when I grow up, eating is the most troublesome.

When I was young, my parents wanted to be fatter, but when I grew up, I wanted to be thinner. It’s okay to be a little fatter and a little thinner. Lose weight appropriately to make your parents feel at ease. All good deeds and filial piety come first. Health is the most important thing!