What humorous sentences are there at work?

1, holiday fragment, loaded.

When you can't sleep, it's because you are awake in other people's dreams.

3. Good morning, wage earners.

4. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for getting paid.

5, before the end of the small waste holiday, the last struggle.

6. Families with difficulty in getting up don't want to get up or go to work.

7. It's hard to go to work at noon.

8. It is also said that when God comes to Malaysia to travel, he can't even leave his work after work.