Happy moment joke

20 words for a happy moment

A joke is a Chinese word, the pinyin is xiào hua, which means words or things that make people laugh. Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in plot, often unexpected, and give people the wonderful feeling that the god of laughter suddenly comes. Most of them reveal the perverse phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. The following are 20 words of happy moments jokes that I have collected for everyone. They are for reference only. You are welcome to read them.

Happy Moment Jokes Part 1

1. The driving school examiner wants to tease people:

The examiner asked the students who were taking the test.

Examiner: Are you a foreigner?

Student: Yes, I am

Examiner: Where are you from? Xinjiang?

Student: Well, yes.

Examiner: I heard that your watermelon is very big and delicious!

Student (excited): Haha, that’s it...

Examiner: You guys How big is the biggest watermelon there?

Student (throwing away the steering wheel with both hands and comparing with his hands): So big!

Examiner: Okay, stop the car and change people. You can take the test next time... …

2. Male: Will you fall in love with me?

Female: Maybe!

Male: Then what will you fall in love with me about?

Female: If you love someone, you should love everything about him!

Male: (Panic) But...but I have nothing!

Female: (Embarrassed to say) No, it’s the first time I lied and you caught it.

2. Xiao Zhu bought an umbrella from the stall. When he took it home and pressed the spring, he heard a "pop" sound and the umbrella ribs flew in all directions and could never be taken back.

Xiao Zhu angrily went to the stall owner to argue. The stall owner spread his hands and said: "What you bought is an automatic powder, what else do you want?" Happy Moment Joke Chapter 2

1. The economist went to the barber shop, sat down and said: Just trim your beard, don’t cut your hair, don’t apply oil, don’t wash your hair, don’t shave your face, don’t knock your back, don’t pick your ears, don’t rub your face with electricity, don’t wipe off the dust on your leather shoes...

The barber asked: Do you want to wipe some soap lather first?

2. One day, a swordsman and a swordsman decided to have a showdown.

Swordsman: "Are you ready? I won't let you see the sun tomorrow morning!"

Swordsman: "Hahaha... the weather forecast says it will be cloudy. ”

3. Less than ten minutes after the wake-up call was blown, the soldiers lined up on the playground. The lieutenant stopped in front of a soldier.

"Why don't you shave?" The soldier touched his face in surprise, and then replied: "Seven of us shared a mirror this morning. I probably shaved off someone else's beard."

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4. The old lady took a taxi and kept telling the driver: "You have to drive slower and be careful. If the police don't put down their hands, please don't leave; the road is wet and don't make sharp turns."

The driver was angry: "Okay, madam, but if we really have a car accident, which hospital do you want to go to?" Happy Moment Joke Chapter 3

1. Caught in the dormitory There is a little mouse, and everyone is discussing how to get rid of it.

One classmate said: "Let's kill it with a mousetrap."

Another classmate said: "You are too bloody, why don't we feed it rat poison?" "

The third classmate said: "It's very boring for you two to do this. How about we put it in our cafeteria and disgust it to death. "

2 , a new striptease club opened near Xiao Lin's home. His father told Xiao Lin not to go there because he would see things there that he should not see. Xiao Lin couldn't help but go there one time, and sure enough he saw something he shouldn't have seen there - his father.

3. Zhuge Liang commanded the battle, and every time he rode a chariot alone to follow the army. Once in the battle, as soon as the battle started, Liang took the lead in driving towards the enemy. The morale of the army was greatly boosted, and they followed him closely. Afterwards, the enemy army was greatly defeated.

After the war, everyone praised: "The military commander is brave!!" and said: "Oh, the slope is too steep, I didn't stop the car..."

4. I got angry. I had a toothache and half of my face was swollen. My niece asked me what was in my mouth. I teased her: Good stuff! No matter how she asked me, I would not tell her what I had eaten. After lunch, when I was lying on the sofa and about to fall asleep, my little niece took a spoon and pried my mouth: What on earth did you eat? ;