Who has an English joke with an interpreter?

One morning, Mr. Smith received a letter. He opened the envelope and said to his wife, "Someone sent these two tickets for tonight's opera. How nice.

"Who sent it?" Mr. Smith asked, "It must be a friend of ours." Of course they are happy. After dinner, they put on their best clothes and went to the theatre. They had a good time.

But when they go home, they are no longer happy. Their front door was open and almost everything in the house was gone. There is a note on the kitchen table. It says, "Now you know who sent you the ticket. ''

One morning, Mr. Smith received a letter. After he opened the envelope, he said to his wife, "It's great that someone sent two tickets for tonight's opera!"

"Who will deliver it?" Mr. Smith asked. "It must be a friend of ours." Of course, Mr. and Mrs. Smith were very happy after dinner. They put on their best clothes and went to the theater. They enjoyed it.

But when they got home, they were no longer happy. Their front door was open and almost everything in the house was gone. Left a note on the kitchen table, which said, "Now you know who sent the ticket."

Once, two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down accidentally. He rolled his eyes and seemed to have stopped his fear. Another hunter quickly took out his mobile phone and called the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly, "First of all, you should make sure that he is dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone, and then he heard the hunter ask, "What should I do next?"

Two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them accidentally fell down and his eyes turned white, as if he had stopped breathing. Another hunter quickly took out his mobile phone and dialed the emergency number. The operator said calmly, "The first step is to make sure that your friend is dead." So, the operator heard a gunshot on the phone, and then heard the hunter ask, "What's the second step?"

A man went to church and started talking to God. He said, "God, what is a million dollars to you?" God said, "a penny", and then the man said, "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "One second", and then the man said, "God, can I have a penny?" God said "at once"

A man walks into a church and talks to God. He asked, "Lord, what does a million dollars mean to you?" God replied, "A penny." The man asked, "What about a million years?" God said, "One second." Finally, the man asked, "God, can I have a penny?" God replied, "Right away."