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Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty, had a good psychological quality. When faced with troubles, he would never act like a narrow-minded Han.
The Han Emperor mentioned above was Liu Bang. Chairman Mao praised Liu Bang, the founder of Han Dynasty: the most powerful among the feudal emperors.
Liu Bang was born in commoners, carried a three-foot sword, and conquered the world on horseback. Of course, it is related to his super personal ability. He is talented and broad-minded, knows people well and is good at assigning tasks. He is able to bend and stretch, and is open-minded and generous.
But Liu Bang also has another characteristic that is different from ordinary people, that is, he has a strong psychological quality, is very thick-skinned, and can endure humiliation and bear the burden. Although he has been defeated repeatedly, he has been defeated repeatedly.
Here, let’s not talk about Liu Bang’s heroic past, but talk about his shamelessness.
Liu Bang, also known as Liu San, has a good appearance, but he has been a rogue since he was a child, idle, lazy in food, and indifferent to industry.
He made a bunch of bad friends, wandering around, eating, drinking and having fun, and borrowing money from everywhere. Later, when he was too embarrassed to give credit, he took his friends to his eldest brother's house to eat. My sister-in-law was quite enthusiastic at first. Later, my sister-in-law hated him very much. Once they simply coaxed Liu Bang and others out. This made Liu Bang very embarrassed.
This Liu Bang boss is not young yet, he has not yet married a wife, and he is very lustful. He often went around flirting with women and was notorious. He fell in love with a widow and gave birth to a fat son, Liu Fei.
His father, Taigong Liu, lamented the misfortune of his family and the birth of his rebellious son. He was often scolded for being hopeless, saying that he was not as diligent in farming as his second brother, who had bought a lot of property and lived a prosperous life.
Liu Bang still went his own way. Apart from becoming more and more thick-skinned and getting involved with a small pavilion chief, he made no progress at all.
Liu Bang was not only thick-skinned, but also loved to brag. His wife, Lu Pheasant, was brought in by his bragging. One day, Liu Bang and his friends went to a banquet at the house of Lu Gong, who had just arrived in the local area. I didn't have any money, but I took out a famous sticker and wrote "congratulations" on it. Seeing Liu Bang's majestic appearance, great aura, and bold actions, Duke Lu quickly invited him to sit inside. Others said that Liu San was simply a pauper, and he was clearly here to eat and drink. Mr. Lu just pretended not to hear. In the end, his daughter Lu Fei was betrothed to Liu Bang instead. Later it was proved that Lu Gong had extraordinary vision.
Later, Liu Bang rebelled. It was also his luck that 100,000 troops entered Xianyang first. Xiang Yu was furious and led an army of 400,000 to attack Liu Bang. Seeing that the situation was not going well, Liu Bang followed Zhang Liang's advice and ran to Hongmen to apologize to Xiang Yu. He was smiling all over his face and saying many nice things. Xiang Yu felt soft and did not kill him. So, without saying goodbye to Xiang Yu, Liu Bang ran away during the dinner. This approach is euphemistically called: doing great things without caring about details. To put it bluntly: it is shameless to kill oneself.
Later, there was a conflict between Chu and Han. At first, Liu Bang couldn't defeat Xiang Yu. During the confrontation in Xingyang, they huddled in the city and could not come out. Xiang Yu captured Liu Taigong, set up a cauldron under the city, and threatened to cook Liu Taigong into broth and drink it if Liu Bang refused to surrender. Liu Bang was not fooled, and said that we were brothers in the beginning, and my father is your father. If you want to boil our father into broth, don't forget to share a bowl with me. Xiang Yu had never seen such a shameless person, and he was so angry that he couldn't imagine it. His subordinates advised him: Many people who strive for the world do not care about their family. Liu Bang didn't care about killing Taigong Liu, but made people laugh. Xiang Yu didn't kill Taigong Liu.
When the war was at its most intense, Liu Bang looked forward to Han Xin leading his troops every day so that he could fight Xiang Yu decisively. However, Han Xin took the opportunity to threaten Liu Bang and asked him to make him a false king in Qi in order to stabilize the situation in Qi. Liu Bang's first reaction in front of Han Xin's envoy was to curse, and Zhang Liang and Chen Ping both kicked him quietly. Liu Bang understood instantly. He stood up and shouted: A real man, if you want to be a real king, why do you want to be a fake king? Therefore, Han Xin led his troops, the siege of Gaixia was established, Xiang Yu committed suicide at Wujiang River, and the great Han Dynasty was established.
After Liu Bang became emperor, the Huns invaded. Liu Bang was the emperor immediately. At that time, his advisers were like rain and his generals were like clouds. How could he swallow this sigh of relief? So, he personally led a 320,000-strong army to attack the Xiongnu in the north. Unexpectedly, he was surrounded by a 400,000-strong Huns army at Baishan Mountain and was unable to break out for 7 days and 7 nights. In the end, thanks to Chen Ping's clever plan, he gave a lot of gold and silver jewelry to Modun Shanyu's little wife, which gave Modun a piece of cake, and the Huns army opened their eyes and let Liu Bang go.
After that, Liu Bang knew that he was defeated by the Huns, so he adopted a humiliating marriage policy, giving money and beautiful women in exchange for peace and time to strengthen the country's strength for the future. After more than 70 years of rest and recuperation, the Han Dynasty's national power and military strength were strong, and only then did Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty achieve the feat of attacking the Xiongnu in the north.
After Liu Bang became emperor, he built the majestic Weiyang Palace. While drinking a celebratory drink. Liu Bang toasted his father and remembered the past, so he teased his father and said to the ministers: "Back then, you always thought that I had no future and could not manage the family's property. I was not as capable as my second brother. Look at what I managed today." Who has more wealth than the second brother?" Taigong Liu didn't say anything after hearing this. The ministers all shouted long live and laughed loudly.
Throughout the ages, people who can achieve great things have different abilities. One thing they all have in common is that they all have a higher psychological quality than ordinary people, and they are stable and not panicked when things happen. Most importantly, be patient. "Only by being able to endure what others cannot endure can you achieve what others cannot." Although Liu Bang was a bit of a rogue and thick-skinned, he knew how to endure. He could endure the humiliation of others, endure unfavorable situations, and wait for the opportunity. He did receive many opportunities in life because of this. If Liu Bang encounters a slight setback, he will be unable to recover or even commit suicide. How can there be any great ancestor of the Han Dynasty who will shine through the ages?
Mr. Jin Yong has a very wonderful description in the 42nd chapter of the novel "Dragon and the Eight Parts" "The old demon clown is so vulnerable to a single blow that he cannot win with force". Among them, Liu Bang, the founder of Han Dynasty, was specially mentioned. Here is a quote from this wonderful article to end.
In this section, Murong Fu was defeated by Duan Yu, a native of Yunnan. He was so ashamed and angry that he wanted to commit suicide, but was saved. :
Murong Fu was shocked and incomprehensible. He raised his head and looked into the darkness. He saw a monk in gray clothes standing on the hillside, his face covered with gray cloth.
The monk took long strides, walked up to Murong Fu, and asked, "Do you have a son?" His voice was quite old.
Murong Fu said: "I am not married yet, how can I have children?" The gray-robed monk said solemnly: "Do you have any ancestors?" Murong Fu was very angry and said loudly: "Of course! I volunteered Just die, what does it have to do with you? A scholar cannot be killed, but Murong Fu, a noble man, cannot bear your rude words." The gray-clothed monk said: "Your great-grandfather, your grandfather, and your father all have sons. It’s just that you don’t have a son! Hehe, Murong Luan, Murong Ke, Murong Chui, and Murong De were such heroes in the Yan Kingdom, but unexpectedly they all became extinct people with no descendants!”
Murong Huang! , Murong Ke, Murong Chui, and Murong De were all the famous kings of the Yan Kingdom at that time. They were powerful in the world and created a vigorous career. They were the ancestors of Murong Fu. When he was dizzy and furious, he suddenly heard the names of these four ancestors, which was like a bucket of cold water being poured on his head. He thought: "My father warned me earnestly in the past, and ordered me to revive the Yan Dynasty." For the sake of my lifelong ambition, today I commit suicide out of anger, and my Xianbei Murong clan will be extinct from now on. I don’t even have a son, how can I restore the country?” I couldn’t help but feel cold sweat on my back and forehead, and I immediately bowed down. He said: "Murong Fu was short-sighted and received guidance from an eminent monk. He was so kind and benevolent that he will never forget it." A person who has not gone through countless hardships? The emperor of the Han Dynasty had the difficulty of seeking peace in vain, and the emperor of the Tang Dynasty had the humiliation of surrendering to the Turks. If they are all like you, they are just a narrow-minded self-righteous man, and they still talk about it. How can you achieve the founding of a country? You are not even as good as Gou Jian and Han Xin. You are really ignorant." Murong Fu knelt down to receive the instruction and said with horror: "This holy monk seems to know me. The ambition in his heart is actually compared to the founders of the Han Dynasty and Tang Gaozu. "Murong Fu knows that he is wrong!" The monk in gray said: "Get up!" Murong Fu kowtowed three times and stood up. Get up.
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