What are the popular jokes during the World Cup?

1. 16 World Cup, aguero and Higuain became strong competitors for the best defender in the World Cup, because they defended Messi so well.

2. Dutch three sticks: Huntelaar's electric stick, Robben's wooden stick and Sneijder's iron stick (different versions may be different, but I saw it in the post bar at that time)

3. German national team coach Loew is in close contact with the players after squatting; And the most famous one is eating booger.

Germany is very strong, but it's hard to say if you meet Italy in the competition (Italy has been in Germany for half a century)

In fact, what I want to say is that the World Cup is a very passionate and serious event. Have you noticed that Beckham of the European Squadron made an impulsive mistake in the World Cup and became a sinner in England after the game? Kaka was sent off by the referee in the 20 10 World Cup. He smiled helplessly and walked to the sidelines, crying as he walked. In the 2006 World Cup, Zidane was continuously angered by Materazzi, and finally made that shocking header action and got the last red card of his career. Zidane's lonely figure and the photo of the World Cup became the last memory of his career.

Sometimes I wonder, if Robben scored that single-handed goal at 10, would Sneijder win the Golden Globe award that year? If Italy doesn't ask Ventura to coach the national team this year, can Italy enter the World Cup? For China fans, the recent "World Cup" should be the last game of 12, when Zheng Zhi made a foul without hesitation. The old captain hero is still so responsible in his twilight years. For the true fans of China team, the memory of the World Cup will always be bitter, because our real home team will never make it to the World Cup finals. We all know why in our hearts, but others are too noisy to get into it. They will only maliciously ridicule and vilify the China team in jokes and jokes, and simply blame a very huge problem related to values, nation and national honor on China who chose the professional football player route.

In fact, the confusion and hesitation of the China team over the past ten years is the epitome of our times.