The Journey to the West's humorous jokes

The Journey to the West's humorous jokes

1, hehe, the market here is really lively. I haven't been through such a prosperous area for a long time. Hey, Wukong, look, those little dolls in the western regions who have been following us since just now, with curly hair and big eyes, are so cute! It's really simple and cute, hahaha ... huh? Bajie, where is your rake? Hey, Jason Wu, where are our luggage? Ah! Where is my white? !

2. "Wukong! Don't be rude Oh, old man, I'm a native of Datang Dongtu, and I passed by here today. I don't know if the old man can open the door conveniently ... Old man, please don't insult me again ... Old man, please don't pestle the poor monk with a cane ... Old man, please calm down ... Old man, can you touch me again? ..... Oh, shit? Wukong! Cut him! When Bajie realizes that you are leaving, your teeth will be knocked out, your eyes will be blinded and your legs will be broken! Good! "

3. Wukong bastard! Don't do this! Those benefactors are not monsters. How can you persist in teaching and kill people at will? ! ..... oh? Are they businessmen who buy land in Gai Lou? Amitabha-Jason Wu, help me hold the five Buddha crowns for my teacher; Wukong, lend the golden hoop to the teacher! No, Bajie, give me your rake! TMD……

4. Tang Priest and others learned from the scriptures and made meritorious deeds, and were named Buddha. Several people happily went to the Western Heaven to look for a house, and returned disappointed a few days later. "Brothers, go home," said the Tang Priest. The house price in Xitian is too high, and we can't even afford the down payment. " Friar Sand said, "Haven't you heard about affordable housing? Why don't we ask? " "Silly brother," said Wukong, "who doesn't have a few relatives, big and small leaders in the Western Heaven? Can it be our turn? "

Bajie has been moping these days, staring at the moon in a daze at night. Wukong knew what was on his mind and went to the Moon Palace at the weekend. He came back and said to Pig, "Silly brother! I asked, China has launched a satellite and hasn't put a man on the moon yet. A machine, you are jealous! "

6. The Tang Priest took the scriptures and went behind Li See Shimin's back. The Tang Priest said, "Brother, I'm back." Li Shimin: "Oh, Journey to the West." "I see," said the Tang Priest. Li Shimin said, "Oh, put it there." The Tang Priest said, "Brother, I have worked hard for more than ten years to achieve such a great event. Why are you unhappy? " ? Do you think my travel expenses are high? Li Shimin took off her earphone and said, "It took me an hour to download your scriptures by lightning. If I knew that computers were so powerful, what would I ask you to do? "

7. A large group of goblins rushed into the cave carrying Tang Priest tied into zongzi and shouted, "Your Majesty! Your majesty! We finally caught the Tang Priest! " The old demon woke up from sleep and looked up listlessly and said, "Send it back. The goblin asked strangely why. The old demon said, "It's said in the newspaper that Tang monk's meat contains carcinogens. "

8. After getting Buddhist scriptures, Pig Bajie became a particularly handsome young man after plastic surgery. Then he went to the bar to meet the young lady for a drink. After coming out, he said to the young lady, "Do you know? Do you know how many cigarettes I used to smoke I used to be a pig, you know? " The young lady looked at him with tears in her eyes and said, "Second brother, I'm Friar Sand!"

9. One day when I was passing through the desert, the Tang Priest clamored for a fairy, but my surroundings were desolate, let alone a fairy, and even an ant could not be found.

Tang Priest: Wukong. You have become a leprechaun! Wukong is disobedient. Tang priest went to Bajie again, and Bajie slipped away to do push-ups on the pretext of losing weight. Go to Friar Sand, who ran away under the pretext of soy sauce. The Tang Priest was angry, and when he came back, he found Wukong: Wukong, don't become a leprechaun any more, just recite a spell to the teacher! Wukong thought about it and turned Pig Bajie, who was doing push-ups, into a leprechaun.

10, "Wukong, get a sow" "Yes, Master" "Bajie, tie the sow's hands and feet" "Yes, Master" "What do you want?" "Enlightenment net don't reply! This is to give the teacher a light! "

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