Celebrity humorous stories are less than 50 words.

Once, Socrates was walking in the street, and someone hit him on the back with a stick, which made him unable to stand up and squat down, but soon, he stood up casually. Seeing that he didn't respond, others who witnessed the whole process asked him curiously: You were beaten, why didn't you fight back? Socrates replied with a smile: the wild donkey kicked you, did you return it? * Bernard Shaw loved riding a bike when he was young. Once he broke his leg bone, his female classmates took good care of him. Bernard Shaw is worried that he will not be firm and will propose to this female classmate, so he decides to slip away. But he accidentally fell down the stairs and broke his legs. As a result, he really asked her if she would marry him. Bernard Shaw fainted when the female classmate nodded. Someone asked Dumas, why can you enter your old age with great composure? He retorted disapprovingly: It took me all my life to live today. Agatha Christie, a female novelist whose husband is an archaeologist, was once asked by a friend at a party: What do you think of an imaginative woman like you marrying an antique player? Detective novelists say: archaeologists are ideal husbands. You see, the older things get, the more he likes them. * Chaplin is a rare all-around filmmaker who can edit, direct and act. Once, he held a film production meeting and a fly flew around him. At first, he hit it several times with his hand, but he missed it and asked for a fly swatter. Meeting. I looked at the fly hard and hit it three times, but I missed it. Later, the fly was on the table in front of him. He slowly picked up the fly swatter and was about to deliver a fatal blow when he suddenly laid down his weapon and let the fly fly away. The man sitting next to him saw it and said, why don't you kill it? The comedian shrugged his shoulders and said, this is not the one just now! * After Li Bai's death, his body was buried at the head of the quarrying river, and poets from all walks of life wrote poems in front of his grave. Someone wrote a quatrain: the stone quarrying river is a piece of rotten soil, and Li Bai's poems are famous throughout the ages; In his later years, Ouyang Xiu worked hard to revise the words he had written all his life. His wife told him not to modify them, saying, "Why are you torturing yourself like this?" ? Are you still afraid of being scolded by the teacher? Ouyang Xiu said with a smile: I am not afraid of being scolded by my husband, but I am afraid of being laughed at by future generations. Lincoln once dreamed that he was attending a rally. When he walked, everyone made way for Lincoln. At this time, in a large group of people, one whispered: He is just an ordinary-looking person. After hearing this, Lincoln said, Friend, God likes ordinary-looking people. So he gave birth to many ordinary people. Carnegie, the American steel magnate, talks about his secret of success: I think my greatest advantage is that I can arouse people's enthusiasm. The best way to make people do their best is to appreciate and praise him, which is the easiest way to destroy deployment confidence. I have never seen anyone do things better when praised than when praised. Once, a competition was held somewhere to imitate Chaplin's acting skills. As many as thirty or forty people participated in it, and Chaplin himself participated anonymously. As a result, he won the third place. Chaplin thinks this is the biggest joke of his life! Ancient celebrity reading story 1: Kuang Heng, whose real name is Gui Zhi, was born in Donghai, Western Han Dynasty (Han county name, now the sea area east of Pixian County, Jiangsu Province, and the sea area east of Ziyang County, Lianshan Province). He was born in a peasant family, and his grandfather and father were farmers for generations. To Kuang Heng, but I like reading. When he was young, his family was poor. He makes a living as an employee during the day and only has time to study at night. But the family is too poor to light candles. The lights and candles next door are on, but they can't shine. Kuang Heng came up with an idea. He chiseled a hole in the wall next door and "stole" a little light from it to let the light from next door shine in. He is reading with a book in his hand, reflecting the light in front of the hole. 2. There was a man named Sun Jing in Han Dynasty, who was diligent and studious since childhood. He studies late into the night every night. In order to avoid being sleepy, he tied his hair with one end of the rope and tied it to the beam. During the Warring States Period, there was a man named Su Qin who wanted to do something big, so he studied hard. Whenever he studies late into the night, he always takes a nap. So, when he was taking a nap, he stabbed his thigh with an awl and lifted his spirits. The stories of Sun Jing and Su Qin touched future generations, and people used "hanging the beam and stabbing the stock" to express the spirit of hard study. 3. Che Yin, a native of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, was studious when he was young. He helps adults during the day and studies hard at night. But because the family is poor, they often have no money to buy oil lamps or read books. He was very upset about it. One summer night, Che Yin sat in the yard silently recalling the contents of the book he had read, and suddenly found many fireflies flashing in the air in the yard. He suddenly felt that if these fireflies were gathered together, wouldn't they be able to read by their light? So he began to catch fireflies, caught more than a dozen, put them in white gauze sewing pockets and hung them on the desk. From then on, he studied hard by fluorescence every day. Mr Ouyang xiu's father died when he was four years old. His family is poor and has no money to study. The wife wrote on the beach with a reed pole and taught him to write. And taught him to read many ancient chapters. When I am old and have no books to read at home, I go to a nearby reader's house to borrow books, and sometimes I copy them. In this way, day and night, sleepless, just concentrate on reading. Poems and essays written since childhood are written at the level of adults, so high. 5. During the Yuan Dynasty in China, there was a man named Song Lian who loved reading. Because of his poor family, he had to borrow books for exhibition. As he read more and more books, Song Lian felt he needed the guidance of his teacher. So he pawned his clothes and went to the city to be admitted to the school auditorium. Unexpectedly, this academic officer has a strange temper. After many twists and turns, Song Lian finally studied hard and became a talented person. 6: Fan Zhongyan died at the age of two. Mother is poor and has no one to rely on. She remarried to Zhujiajian Island's home in Changshan. (Fan Zhongyan) When he grew up, he knew his life experience, said goodbye to his mother with tears, and left his hometown to study at Du Nan Academy in Yingtianfu. He studies hard during the day and studies late at night. In five years, I never took off my clothes and went to bed. Sometimes I feel sleepy at night and often pour water on my face. (Fan Zhongyan) I often study hard during the day and eat nothing until the sun sets. In this way, he understood the gist of the Six Classics, and later made an ambition to benefit the world. He often tells himself, "Worry about the world first, and enjoy it later." References:

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