This type of joke

1: An old man said, "On that day, Huashan broke my seventy-two empty fists with his selflessness; Then I hit the dragon with eighteen palms instead, but it didn't prevent him from spreading his index finger and middle finger. It turned out to be the Six Pulse Excalibur, which is more powerful than me. It can be seen that the martial arts in the world contain each other, and the martial arts are mysterious! "

The boy fainted after listening to it, and was about to ask, when the old woman next to him scolded: "Dead old man, playing with scissors, stone and cloth is so awesome!" " "

2. I was going to buy an earphone, so I asked my boss how much it was, and the boss said this! Domestic Nokia original! Original price 350, wholesale price 120. Look at your honesty, I'll charge you 8 yuan!

Today, my wife was unreasonable and asked me to apologize to her. I was very angry. Then on second thought, I can't be as knowledgeable as a woman. Does my wife need more pain? After apologizing, my wife smiled and I was very happy. Her brother threw away the bricks, too. /group