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Are there any popular new words recently?
[Variant]: In order to strengthen the chilling shock and fear, it is often alienated into "cold".
Example: ① The landlord has a big opinion, which is really ~ ah. (2) this can handle MM, I ~.
Unlike the first generation of domestic Internet fans who are keen on "relying on" and "cutting" and other domestic products, the users of "Khan", as a new force coming from behind, are better at taking advantage of the situation and modifying imported products for their own use.
English literal translation is up, as a verb. It means to lift something hard to prevent it from sinking.
Example: good article, I ~, I ~ come again, let's ~.
Born in BBS, the neat arrangement mode of each forum from top to bottom doomed that the posts lacking support will soon become the foundation from the top. "Top" is undoubtedly the best way to seize the favorable terrain. In the noisy internet, if you want to make a difference and make a name for yourself, it depends on how many people are willing to support you automatically and consciously.
[Dizzy] 1 interjection. Describe the feeling of dizziness after stimulation. 2 verbs. The instantaneous action of falling down in shock because of unbearable stimulation.
Example: ① The writing is so strong that I can't understand a word. ② There was not a MM in the jar, so I ~
The best example of part-of-speech deconstruction. The heaviness of the brain turned into an emotional sigh on the internet, and we didn't really faint. There are many things that can make people faint: being fired, MM being pried open … but we dare not fall into a coma easily, so we can only pretend to be strong and face it hard.
English auxiliary words. Express contempt and disdain for things.
Example: ~, you think I don't know you because I wear a vest.
Express your dissatisfaction safely and reliably, and get away with it without causing the other side to fight back. This is the effect of "cutting". "Depend" is powerful, but it is not easy to master proper limit, and it is easy to leave future trouble. The low-key and hidden effect of "cutting" can avoid future disadvantages.
[Diving] Hiding in the dark anonymously to hide one's identity. Used as a verb.
Ex.: Everyone came out to post it and strongly despised those who were in the jar. The whistleblower will receive a prize.
There are never a few unmoved "divers" in the forum, but most of them are cautious in reality. In order to avoid making many mistakes under pressure and escape from office politics, we began to choose to do nothing. Even in the virtual society, we abide by "safety first" and "diving" is reasonable.
(Flash) ① The meaning of avoiding and leaving. (2) adjectives, metaphor gorgeous things.
Example: (1) I can't hold on any longer. Go on, I'm tired. GG bought me a super diamond ring, and I was very excited.
An elegant evasive gesture. In the face of insurmountable difficulties, it is difficult for us to fight and unwilling to bear. The usual choice is to avoid. Different from pure avoidance, "flash" can keep your demeanor, maintain your dignity and leave gracefully. We can also show disdain for disdainful things and then walk away. Our attitude towards Sister Furong used to be a uniform and neat "flash".
【 Hang 】 ① The death of the characters in the game. Fail at sth.
Example: (1) Today, the internet speed is too stuck, it has been ~ n times! (2) Truancy is truancy, but truancy is embarrassing.
The origin of "melon" cannot be verified, but its popularity in spoken language has indeed reached an unbounded level. Failing the game is called failing, failing the exam is called failing, and even a friend will tell you faintly that he almost died in a car accident today.
[inverted sentence] interjection. It means to express the shock of something, which comes from the lying movement of the body after a major blow.
Example: Never mind! ~!
Someone commented after a post, and there was only one word "inverted". What do you see? The first thing that appeared before our eyes was a scene: someone was knocked over with a heavy blow, perhaps foaming at the mouth. A simple sentence presents a continuous and vivid visual image.
[Sofa] is the first place to speak in the forum post.
Example: I finally grabbed this post ~!
Snatching the sofa, this mindless complacency, has also become the favorite activity of netizens. People always hide themselves in reality and express themselves in the network. Fun is of course on the one hand, but no one can deny that the popularity of the internet and the reputation of geese have brought a sense of accomplishment to netizens for no reason.
[Fans] transliteration nouns. Some people argue that the etymology comes from fans.
I am a fan of Zhang.
It is the urgent desire of all people in this era to make themselves lovely. With idols, it means a little pure spirit and good wishes, and "fans" came into being. The ingenious change of the word Fans makes fans have both a sense of fashion and a lovely pink color.
Super adverb. The degree of expression is extraordinary and extremely high.
I like the Taipei MRT. It's really convenient.
The usage of "Chao+adjective/verb" originated from Japanese. In 1980, people first saw "super-first-class", but after more than ten years, it was regarded as Taiwan Province accent and accepted by young people.
(1) refers to excessive stimulation and emotional out of control. (2) refers to the sudden outbreak of power or make a determined effort.
Ex.: Everyone knows that Tyrannosaurus loves ~, which makes him almost hidden by the company.
The reason why "mad" can replace "mad" and "mad" lies in the word "soaring", which is as big as a tornado and naturally fierce.
[Man Show] adjective, pseudo-derogatory. Refers to a person who is incredibly reserved on the surface but full of passion in his bones.
Example: Scorpio people are ~!
[Cheating] ① Feelings are not single-minded, "stepping on two boats", and what's more, stepping on multiple boats. All kinds of development, such as the multi-dimensional development of artists or the job-hopping of white-collar workers, can be said to be "derailed".
Example: You will be discovered by the company sooner or later.
With the exposure of "Zhou" by the media in early 2005, the word "derailed", which is easily mistaken for a dance action, quickly completed its semantic confirmation in just a few months and became the most frequently used and popular buzzword in the three places.
Adjective [Xun]. Of a person or thing is not good.
Example: You are such an asshole. How do girls pay for meals? !
"Xun" is a written language that has existed since ancient times. Its extremely poor meaning unexpectedly turned it into a catchword and gained a more vivid meaning.
Adjective [drag]. Arrogant, slightly derogatory. It can also be used as a commendatory term.
Example: Jay Chou never said ~, he only said Hangzhou.
Want to know what drag is? Look at that Beijing man who likes to brag. How to make people feel that you are a very powerful drag bottle, rather than a very arrogant drag bottle, this is a technical job. It is said that the best state is a little procrastination, which is called personality; It's not too slow. This is called wisdom.
[Crazy] Taiwan Province pronounced lia gong, which means angry, unbearable and going crazy.
Example: I have to write a manuscript after staying up all night and have to wait.
Very vivid, when I think of this word, I can immediately think of a picture of a man scratching his hair or a crab bared his teeth. This is the most vivid madness.
[pig head] ① derogatory term, swearing is stupid; It is also used to describe people who are ugly. ②mm's nickname for BF is similar to "silly pig".
Ex.: You are always ~!
Whether the "pig head" is derogatory or positive depends entirely on the user's mood. Although it is swearing, it is more interesting and a bit of a joke than calling people pigs directly. There is a joke that the whole body of a pig, including its meat, skin and hooves, is precious, and another person adds that "its name can also be used to call names".
[-ing] verb suffix, indicating the present continuous tense.
Ex.: I heard that the bonus will be paid soon. I am looking forward to it.
I don't know who was the first brainwave to transplant the usage of present continuous tense in English grammar into Chinese, and use the form of "verb +ing", such as depressed ing and envious ing, to express the action or state that is happening. This also extends to the use of the past tense, which is used to indicate an action or state of being that happened at some time in the past, such as eating ed (just finished eating). (Yan Yonghe from New Weekly)
Popular words used by young people in the times.
Critical mirror
Everyone behaves differently in front of the camera. Some people, usually personable, talk about Kan Kan, who should be excellent in front of the camera, but it happened that one of the bosses was dizzy and tongue-tied and became a stupid goose. Some people, who are usually not very pretty, can shine in front of the camera-especially in the mirror. If someone wears a new dress on this day, in order to compliment her, people often cry out without resentment: Wow, it's so beautiful, it's going to explode!
[BBS]
Suddenly BBS became synonymous with Boba. In fact, there is nothing wrong with BBS. It is natural, healthy and sexy. The crux of the problem is that many male students have a dark psychology when talking about BBS. In fact, it is what they call beautiful MM, with some sour grapes and some desire. As for the size of MM, it is not too demanding. Usually when a beautiful woman who makes the audience shine comes in, the old salted fish will wink at each other: "Look at BBS."
[grassroots]
Grassroots are relatively petty bourgeoisie. It's the kind of poor kid who takes care of himself early. Although their ideals are not worse than others, they read fashion magazines full of rich legends, but they can't get along-earning a little money and always worrying about losing their jobs. People are not smarter than others and want to be the nouveau riche of the Internet. No way-the only advantage is that they can make do with marrying a pockmarked girl. Unlike some people who only eat meat for two days and clamor for a plate of wild vegetables to relieve boredom-they are afraid that people will not know how petty he is.
[powder]
Even powder is resistant to mud. Seeing this sentence, my parents were confused and extremely angry: not a good word! Definitely not good! Why don't you say nice things transparently? Opaque is not good! New and new people disdain: transparency is good? Then you wear perspective clothes. Parents beat their chests and feet: wolf cubs, before they grow up, kick their nests. New and new people are right: There is a sketch at the Song Dandan Spring Festival party-my name is Wei Shufen-and my parents laugh like that, and I love you very much. No matter how serious it is, you will lose weight after such treatment. Sometimes for self-protection, you can also say, "From now on, it is the silver (person) in the mud."
[sauce purple]
How can the sauce be purple? The word sauce purple must be said together. The most punctual is Tao Zi, the March 8th host in the variety show. His hands are very open and his small eyes are like acacia. He curled his lips and said, "Look at people's breasts first, how can men be jealous!" " However, once sitting in a business carriage, a middle-aged man with five big and three thick actually took a bite of Hong Kong and Taiwan Mandarin: "I don't know how things can turn into sauce purple ..." I was so numb that my goose bumps fell!
"It seems"
People in the IT industry dress casually. Jeans, cloth shirts and sneakers ... are all spontaneous, but in the eyes of others, they are typical IT dresses. Even funny movies take this as an example-there is such a dialogue in the movie shaolin soccer: "Kao! Big brother! How have you been recently? Look at you! "
International students/poor students/gifted students]
The sarcastic words on campus. International students naturally refer to those who fail in grades; Talented students mean that Kerry has a luxury car to pick up and drop off at weekends, and "talent" is also "wealth"; As for the poor students, for example, in the first class in the afternoon, student A sitting in the first row fell asleep at his desk and snored a little. In this case, if you meet a hot teacher, you can't help patting the students on the head with books: Please, are you a poor student?
[m friends]
The word MM is somewhat ambiguous. If you don't turn on the electricity after meeting the MM you met online, and run away without turning your head after cruel exposure, you can become an M friend. For example, Nini was a dinosaur, and Rob was disappointed when he saw it, so he stopped hitting on her. But sometimes he can use "I'm in a bad mood today" to play a little intimacy, and Nini can also reply "I can't talk to you, I'm depressed because no one talks to me". This is my friend.
[unfortunately]
The word "beauty" was very popular for a while, and everyone called it beauty. For GG, it is "cursing to quench thirst", and for MM, it is a compliment. But the number of times that the name is not true is much, and GG people feel very annoyed. It's like getting off the net. When a dinosaur meets a toad, it will inevitably feel sad and angry. From then on, we called "misfortune" and "beauty" as one sound, so as not to anger the narrow-minded female blade and secretly deflate, which is also a spiritual victory method.
[Mai Ba]
When singing karaoke in karaoke bars, I was most afraid of meeting Mai Ba, who was obviously a duck's voice. He also took the lead in grabbing the remote control, clicked on a long list of songs from ancient times to modern times, and then grabbed the microphone tightly and sang loudly. If you want to spread this kind of wheat bully overnight, you must have ear oil when you go out. It's fun to have a few Mc tyrants, and it's also fun to watch them compete with each other. The boss may like such a bully when he takes his subordinates to karaoke bars. This kind of person is not weak in robbing business. Be careful when you meet such people on a date. This kind of person must never care about others, at sixes and sevens.
[occasional porridge]
New people need a special circle to speak, in which they can shout "Dear, I like you very much" without causing a surprised expression. The old lady also has her own circle. In this circle, they lament that there are more and more mistakes in newspapers and magazines, and even mistake "good things" for "good things".
[Love flu]
Being in love is contagious, so it's really appropriate to call it the flu. Seeing that others are affectionate and righteous, both of them are right and are inevitably stimulated. Even if you are not stimulated, you should passively start looking for a partner. This situation is most typical among "gregarious" people-schools, societies and companies where young people gather. It is said that at a group wedding, hundreds of couples went to the suburbs to plant concentric trees, 100 girls spoiled, 100 boys were willing to be willing cows, making the singles in the staff feel on pins and needles-how come no one loves them? Swear to get it done when you go back, and you can't delay it any longer.
How can a person float in the Jianghu without being stabbed?
There is right and wrong in someone's place, no matter how ostensibly touted. So when you comfort others or yourself, you sigh: how can people not be stabbed when they are floating in rivers and lakes? Forget it. ...
[Guo Shuai]
When I returned to QQ, a stranger came and said that he was a "smart pot" and wanted to video chat with me. I said I wouldn't do it. I am a dinosaur. This handsome pot has a firm attitude: "Nothing, I have seen many dinosaurs." I asked again and refused. Guo Shuai was in a hurry: "Don't be so insecure, okay? I don't dislike you. " This spirit of knowing that dinosaurs were biased towards dinosaurs simply overwhelmed me. Later, we watched the video. At first glance, one or four boys are basically frog-level. I just woke up: no wonder the word handsome is always said on the internet now. It turns out that the word handsome is not the main thing, it is a pot, and it is a pot of "which pot does not open."
[fisherman]
Macmouth was all the rage. This McDull is stupid, poor and has no future. He is a typical grass root. Later, a famous cartoon character, Dung Man, and McDull were painted in the same studio. The so-called shit fishing for people, to put it bluntly, is a piece of shit. The cartoon says that the ideal of a shit fisherman is to be washed into the sea and float freely-more than grass roots and lower than the bottom. Sometimes, I hear new people say, "I'm just a fisherman." What can you do to me? " In fact, it is a return after the petty bourgeoisie, the middle class and the sense of superiority have been enough in previous years. Nowadays, few people flaunt themselves as petty bourgeoisie, but they like to show ugliness. It's like entrepreneurs always say that they are farmers' sons after they become famous, and rich girls like to elope with poor boys.
[three noes]
People's hearts are not ancient, and the world is getting worse. Ten years ago, my brother pursued girls with two principles: shameless and desperate. Now these brothers have grown into middle-aged people, their careers have not been successful, their ideals have not been realized, and their conscience has been greatly broken. They are not only bad at themselves, but also brazenly introduce their experiences to the younger generation of handsome guys: "I used to be young, but now I am married and mature, and I know that I must adhere to the new three noes-no initiative, no refusal and no responsibility."
[mother-in-law tattoo]
Xiaoyu visited the shopping center to see the new goods, tried on photos, and was picky in every way, all of which were left aside. Finally, in the discount area, I quickly grabbed two skirts. On the way back, I said bitterly to my girlfriend, "People still have to be a little ideal." When I get married and have Beibei in the future, I must also have a mother-in-law tattoo to spur Beibei. "My girlfriend listened to her strangely:" Why? Tattoos have long been out of fashion, but now they are all painted. "The little fish didn't seem to hear it, but he gritted his teeth:" I must stab! ""After dinner, I added: "Rich!"
[Brick friend]
It is absolutely impossible for a brick friend to mix in online forums. Even if the truth is on your side, people can't hold back their courage and take turns patting your bricks. I don't care about being killed. I'm afraid I will vomit blood like Zhou Yu. So you have to find a few people, become friends and speak the same language, so that you can mix in the Jianghu.
[Crazy foreigner] Faye Wong first advocated it, of course it is true. In addition, there is a scientific truth below it: the farther the species are, the better it is for optimization. As far away as possible, the more I don't know each other's eyes and nose, the better, because of strangeness, imagination is as gorgeous and beautiful as a large flame; Because I am a stranger in a strange place, I can be as uninhibited as Madonna, and I can fight like a guerrilla and get away with it.
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