Random Talk on Southwestern Shandong Dialect —— White Blindness

The definition of "blind goods" in Chinese Dictionary is "Pinyin". xiā bái huò，？ Nonsense. "Meaning. "Nonsense" has different expressions in different regional dialects, such as "blind vernacular" in northeastern mandarin, "blind white" in Jilu Mandarin and "blind white tiger" in Beijing Mandarin. In some counties and cities in southwestern Shandong, "nonsense" is expressed as "white blindness" and pronounced as "north" in white, such as "Don't be white blindness, this is a shadowless thing, how can you speak like truth? "

The two "gentlemen", Zhang Dakan in Shandong and Hu Kan Brick in Shanxi, are highly blind. Brick white in Hu Kan, Shanxi said: "A bean in Shanxi is eight and a half pounds, and an ear of millet is twenty-three feet;" Double tracks can be laid on leek leaves, and 8 million large ships can be loaded in leek leaves; Wheat bran shell as a basket, sorghum shell as a vat; Watermelon must be cut with an axe and cotton must be picked with a ladder; Kill a piglet on the first day of New Year's Day. Pig ears are two acres and three feet, a pig leg is a gift, and it takes eight carts to pull for three days. In the end, the pig's tail is left, and eight buildings are not finished ... "; Zhang Dakan of Shandong Province said: "I have sesame seed cakes on the tip of poplar trees in Shandong Province, dried noodles on the tip of willow trees, steamed bread on the tip of peach trees, dry rice on the tip of persimmon trees, canned food on pear trees, biscuits on Chinese toon trees, candies on jujube trees and cigarettes on locust trees ..." This kind of blindness is beyond the reach of ordinary people, and it has reached the point of "My upper lip is next to the sky," said in the comic dialogue "Bragging"

When the Woods are big, there are all kinds of birds. As long as there are crowds, there are blind people. Don't take it seriously when you listen blindly. Seeing is believing, but listening is empty. At present, some things and news on the Internet cannot be taken seriously. In order to "catch the eye", their blindness makes it difficult to distinguish between true and false, and it has reached the level of "seeing is not necessarily believing". Advise those who are discerning and white-handed, just tell a joke, have a "degree" and don't cross the "red line" and "bottom line" of the law.