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Tik Tok's realistic and heartfelt copywriting

1. Why do you try to make money? Because I'm afraid of shaking hands with people, they wear Cartier and you wear a rubber band.

2. First-class passengers can board the plane first, bank VIPs don't have to wait in line, and the most expensive seat of the concert is also the best. The world is never equal, so how special you are.

3. Society is like a tree full of monkeys. It looks up at its butt, looks down at its smiling face, and looks left and right at its eyes and ears.

4. When I grow up, I find that sometimes you tell the truth, and you have to apologize to others because you have debunked the truth. So if you want to live a smooth life, please always bring your brain.

5. when you learn to refuse others and learn to answer blows with blows, they will respect you and even fear you. The more experience you have, the more you believe that there is nothing wrong with being ruthless.

6. The third is beautiful, and the fourth is charming. The government always recognizes the original match.

7. Human nature is ugly and can't stand the test. You think that those people you have helped will at least show compassion when you are in trouble, but often these people are the ones who are the easiest to hit people when they are down. -Yang Jialing's "Red Coral Necklace"

8. Human nature is like this. Inferiority is to show off, and lack of love is to spend heart. Showing off means nothing but proving your guilty conscience.

9. The four most useless things in the emotional world: regret after breaking up, care after not loving, high self-esteem and kindness with low IQ.

1. If you have no money, what can you do to maintain your family, stabilize your love and keep in touch with your friendship? By mouth? Stop it, everyone is busy!

11. Some people say, if you are tired, don't do it. You will know how to do it all day, because I understand. No one asks the poor in the street, and the rich have distant relatives in the mountains. If you don't believe me, look at the wine in the cup. Cups should respect the rich first. People who have no money are not as good as ghosts, and soup is not as good as water.

12. Sometimes you are wrong, not because you are blind, but because you are kind and gullible!

13. If you haven't offended anyone in this life, it means that you haven't accomplished anything in this life.

14. when you trust a person without reservation, there will only be two kinds of results in the end, either that person in life or a lesson in life.

15. Love is easy because of the five senses; It is not easy to get along with each other because of three views.

16. Your present life may not be what you want, but you definitely asked for it. 1% complaints in the world can be answered with this sentence.

17. If you care too much about other people's opinions, your life will become a pair of underpants. You have to pick up whatever other people fart.

18. People often misunderstand themselves, thinking that they are nostalgic for the past and that they are long-lasting. In fact, they are just having a bad life now.

19. If the economy cannot stand on its own feet, there will be no confidence in personal dignity, and love and freedom will be wronged.

2. when you step into the society, it's time to accept your personality. Don't tell others everything. What you say is from the heart, and what they hear is a joke.