English translation, thank you

Matthew, 25, is a tour guide on a sightseeing bus in London. He is an actor, but it is difficult for young actors to find a job, so he earns extra money as a tour guide. With a mobile phone, Matthew is more like a performance.

"People say that little people always succeed." As the bus slowly circled Trafalgar Square, Matthew began to say. "Lord Nelson and the French emperor Napoleon only 137 cm. And I am tall 185 cm, so I work on the bus. "

People never understand his jokes, but everyone likes to visit with him, and Matthew does know some interesting things.

"This is the statue of Queen Anne," he said. "She has 17 children. This is the famous Ritz Hotel-Hollywood stars Charlie Chaplin and gary grant have worked here. " "Oh, that's Buckingham Palace. My ex-girlfriend works there. She was mean to me. Let me say loudly, "Claire, it was stupid of you to break up with Matthew." "All the tourists immediately stood up and shouted," Claire, it's stupid of you to break up with Matthew! "

Matthew said, "Some tourists only stay here for 24 hours, but I want them to leave London happily."