A funny joke about America's attack on Iran

The funny jokes of the United States playing the World Cup in Iran are as follows:

"oh! This is the 2022 FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 group match, the third round of Group B, the United States against Iran. Our Ma Ning is the referee, and the players from both sides are on the road now. "

"Ah ah! American defender, don't think I didn't see it, okay? No? No? Don't pull the Iranian team! Don't pull people! "

"You too! The Iranian team should pay attention, don't use your big ass to top people! "

"ah! All right! Shake hands now! "

"The two sides shook hands politely, hold? Shake it? Shake hands. "

"Shake hands is not broken, separate? Separate? Oh, my God! Don't worry! "

"all right! Ok, now let's play the national anthem. Be honest! Please. Please exercise restraint on both sides! Live broadcast, don't spit! Bah? Bah? Bah! Pay attention to it in special periods! "

"Attention, water droplets. Don't! Pay attention to tee off! "

Referee Ma Ning blew the whistle, and the two sides fought fiercely! Morale is high.

"Zha also laid hands on him? Can't lick your hair and lick your teeth! "

Can we have a look? Do you see it? Look, Ma Ning is going to draw cards. Look at it! Look at it!

"Iranian defender, what are you doing? Why is it still a bunch of national quintessence? You can't swear in English! Not even an F, not even a letter! "

It's over! Cam can't get away. Look at that! Ma Ning drew his cards. Hey! Two red cards directly, make history, my friend! 1 min, the Iranian defender and the American striker were sent off at the same time.

Introduction to the United States:

The United States of America (hereinafter referred to as the United States), the capital of Washington. Located in central North America, it borders Canada in the north, the Gulf of Mexico in the south, the Pacific Ocean in the west and the Atlantic Ocean in the east.

Most areas have a continental climate, while the south has a subtropical climate. The terrain is generally high in the west and low in the east, rich in natural resources, and the total proven reserves of mineral resources rank first in the world.

With a total area of 9.37 million square kilometers and a coastline of 22,680 kilometers, China is divided into 50 states, 1 special zone (District of Columbia) and 3 143 counties. Most residents believe in Christianity and Catholicism, and English is widely used.