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Historical story
Xiaoming is always pestering his father to tell him historical stories.
One day, Xiao Ming said, "Dad, tell people historical stories!" " ! 』
Dad: "Well ~ ~ Once upon a time, there was a frog. 』
Xiao Ming: "Alas! People want to hear historical stories! ! 』
Dad: "Well, in the Song Dynasty, there was a frog. 』
Author: Night
Someone told me a ghost story last night. .
One stormy night, it was dark outside, and only with the help of lightning could we see the road clearly. This street has been around for a long time.
There are no pedestrians. A taxi just sent off the last guest and set off alone. Suddenly, together
The lightning flashed, and the taxi driver vaguely saw a woman with long hair in a white dress reaching for a car by the side of the road. Although the driver has
I thought about going straight home, but I thought that on such a rainy night, a lonely woman stood by the road and called a taxi. She must be in a hurry to go home and change.
Out of pity, I decided to send this last guest again.
After the woman sat in the back seat, she coldly said "Babaoshan".
The driver couldn't help shivering. Although he doesn't believe in ghosts, he is a little cautious about going to that place so late.
Sapporo.
The driver crustily skin of head started the car, thinking, what is a woman doing in Babaoshan so late?
It won't be-?
On second thought, how can there be ghosts in this world?
I'd better not scare myself!
Thinking about it, I couldn't help glancing at the rearview mirror.
How come? Why is there no one in the back?
He immediately turned his head and saw the white woman sitting in the back seat smiling at him. The smile is so unnatural.
The driver turned around shyly. I didn't see anyone in the rearview mirror just now. Am I dizzy?
But why did she smile at me so strangely?
The driver wants to know.
Unconsciously, I looked at the rearview mirror again, but there was still no one!
How is that possible?
Looking back quickly, the woman did sit there, but this time she didn't laugh, but stared at him.
The driver didn't dare to look her in the eye and turned his head quickly.
I heard that you can't see ghosts in the mirror. Is it true?/You don't say.
Is there really a ghost in this world?
He thought about it and looked in the rearview mirror.
Still nobody! I saw a ghost!
Suddenly, there was a thunder, and he was shaking all over, stepping on the brakes like a conditioned reflex, and then slowly turning around.
There was a flash of lightning, and he clearly saw that the woman in white was staring at him, with long hair, white face and nosebleed!
Ghosts, real ghosts! He was about to say something urgent when he fainted! -
In the police car, the woman was questioned by the police. "I work the night shift today. I was very tired and caught the heavy rain. I am in a bad mood.
All right. After work, I saw a taxi on the side of the road and reached for it. I live in a neighborhood near Babaoshan because I am in a bad mood.
Ok, just say' Babaoshan'. The driver started driving. After a while, I felt itchy and wanted to pick my nose. You too
Yes, I am a girl. People see how bad I am at picking my nose, so I bow my head and pick it, so no one can see me. But I-
As soon as I lowered my head and started digging, the driver turned to look at me. I quickly looked up and smiled shyly at him. After he turned his head.
As soon as I lowered my head and dug again, he immediately turned to look at me in disgust. I quickly looked up again and stared at him angrily. He may be.
Also feel embarrassed, quickly turned his head back. I don't think he will bother me this time, so I bowed my head and dug with confidence.
But somehow, he stepped on his foot and suddenly braked. I jumped forward, cut my nose and got my hair done.
Chaos, I looked up at him angrily, and he fainted with his mouth open-"said the woman confused!
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