Look up the jokes about study for you. Don't be too vulgar.

At the end of a Buddhist research class, Master asked the students to report their learning experience. A student said, "Before a mosquito bites him, he must have killed it with a bang;" It's different now. When the mosquito bites him, he will say to the mosquito,' Please enjoy your meal!' "

A student threw a coin into the air: "Look up to see a movie, play billiards on your back, and learn when the coin stands up."

Student: "Teacher, I saw a rabbit on the ground yesterday."

Teacher: "Didn't I teach the usage of excessive words?" Animals need brains, and only flat things can use' Zhang'. "

Student (indignant): "But when I saw the middle of the road, it was already a plane."

Yu Qian didn't study hard when he was a child. When his grades are not good, he often cheats his father when he comes home.

His father bought a lie detector. ...

One day, when Yu Qian came back from the exam, his father asked: What did you get in the exam?

Yu Qian: 90.

Beep, beep ... the polygraph rang.

His father asked: to tell the truth, how many points?

Yu Qian: 80.

Beep, beep, beep ... It's ringing again.

His father was anxious: this unfortunate child, to tell the truth, how many points?

Yu Qian: 70.

Beep, beep, beep ... The polygraph is still ringing.

His father trembled with anger: tell the truth! ! !

Yu Qian: 40 …

Beep, beep, beep. ...

His father can't help it. He said, you wasted all my efforts. Why don't you learn from me? At that time, your father got 100 in our exam. ...

Bang ... the polygraph exploded @ @ $ # * @ #! $!