The legendary swordsman's classic line "Slow Half Beat"

Lead: The sketch "Slow Half Beat" is a hilarious sketch performed by Bruce Lee Jing Li. The following are the lines of my collected sketches. Welcome to read the reference!

Half-time line 1 (music "Little Party", the phone rings)

Li Jing: Hello, Dad.

Dad: Girl, what are you doing?

Li Jing: I just finished eating.

Dad: God, you went out in the morning and didn't come back at night. What kind of food did you buy? Besides, I'm telling you, with your personality, it's no wonder you can't find someone.

Li Jing: If you say that again, I'm grinding my temper. Then I was looking for someone, looking for someone (hanging up) and hanging up with me. Day by day passed.

Bruce Lee: Robbery, take out the money!

Li Jing: Stop it.

Bruce Lee: Stop what? I really robbed it.

Li Jing: So you robbed the money? Or rob the color?

Bruce Lee: What do you mean?

Jing Li: No robbery, robbery (laughs).

Bruce Lee: What are you doing?

Li Jing: That's a nice guy. He can't see anything.

Bruce Lee: Cut the crap and get the money!

Li Jing: You said you robbed, you robbed. What are you arguing about?

Bruce Lee: Why am I arguing? Besides, can you speak faster? I can't breathe when you talk like that.

Li Jing: Oh, you can't breathe when you say that. If you can't breathe, just swallow it.

Bruce Lee: Can you talk? If you swallow it, you will die.

Li Jing: (Laughter) Sooner or later.

Bruce Lee: Cut the crap and take the money! (push)

Li Jing: Oh, come on, it's a man. Touch me again and let me see.

Bruce Lee: I touched you.

Li Jing: Wow, you are so energetic.

Bruce Lee: You really piss me off. Can you respect my profession? I'm a robber, take the money!

Half-time line 2 (small square in the background)

(Phone rings)

Li Jing: Hello, Dad.

Dad: Girl, what are you doing?

Li Jing: I just arrived at the bank.

Dad: God, you said you went out early in the morning and arrived at the bank in the afternoon.

Jing Li: Say it again, I am a grinding character. I tied my shoelaces. I tied them all morning. Hang up on me again. I withdraw money here.

ATM: Please enter your password. Reading.

Li Jing: Yes.

ATM: reading.

Li Jing: Yes.

ATM: reading.

Li Jing: Oh, what a stupid machine! I have read it several times, and I get it. I'd better get it at the counter.

Numbering machine: Please press the number.

Jing Li: Code word? King Gehudi.

Numbering machine: Please press the number.

Excavate: River Demon in Baota Town.

Bruce Lee: Sister, I told you to press the number. Here, this is yours.

Li Jing: Oh, I'll go. Isn't this robbing that boy? His leg has healed.

Bruce Lee: It's you, Sister. My leg is fine, but I have turned over a new leaf after the last lesson.

Li Jing: You can forget it. If you don't change it, it's like the devil having an affair with Meng Po.

Bruce Lee: What do you mean?

Li Jing: Who knows?

Bruce Lee: Sister, why are you still talking like that? I really turned over a new leaf.

Li Jing: As the old saying goes, what you eat won't change anything.

Bruce Lee: Sister, you can't even understand a word. That's because dogs can't change their diet Why are you cursing? I came to withdraw money today.

Li Jing: Oh, my God. Is the business developing so well? They robbed the bank.

Bruce Lee: Which bank are you robbing? I won't explain it to you.

(Phone rings)

Bruce Lee: Hello, there are not many people in the bank today. Come here, okay. (Li Jing eavesdrops) What are you doing?

Li Jing: Gangs commit crimes.