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A rustic love story suitable for leaving a message for idol Weibo
1. Being with you is what you have, and love will last for a long time until you get used to it.
2. There is something on your face. What is it? Kind of beautiful.
3. I asked you why I like you, and the answer was that I thought of growing old with you. Because I can't pull myself out of your life, and I like that you can't be spontaneous or even stupid.
4. I met you in my lifetime and spent all my luck.
5. "Just be lucky twice in life"? "once I met you, I slept to the end"
6. "life belongs to life, ideals belong to ideals, and reality belongs to reality." What are you trying to say? "I want to say, you belong to me"
7. "I'm a hard person to get close to" Why? "kiss me if you don't believe me"
8. love is not the whole of my life, but you are the whole of my love.
9. I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.
1. "Do you know what I want to do?" I don't know "your husband, of course"
11. I'd like to be your little tail. I'll go wherever you go, enjoy the sunset with you, walk with you in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and I'll follow you all my life and travel all over the world with you.
12. Do you know what wine I like best? What wine and your everlasting.
13. "You are so homely." "No." "But you stayed in my heart and never moved."
14. What do I think? "I think I was born to meet you"
15. In short, my criteria for choosing a spouse are just one word, you.
16. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "from my love to love"
17. "I really like you" like me to what extent? "Even if the whole World Cup is surrounded by hell, I will become your paradise"
18. What do you belong to? Tigers. No, you belong to me.
19. "I can't seem to find my way." "Where are you going?" "How can I get to your heart?"
2. Thank you for letting me have someone I like. Thank you for making me happy. A rustic love story suitable for leaving a message for idol Weibo (Part II)
21. We must have a boy when we get married, because I only like you as a girl.
22. "I = female, and your girlfriend = female, right?" "Right" and "So I = your girlfriend, right"
23. I want to borrow a future from you and return it with all my warmth and love.
24. I think it's simple. Time is still there, and you are still there.
25. "Do you know the three warmest words in the world?" Which three? "I love you from your mouth"
26. May I call you you? So I can take you to heart.
27. "If you are spring tea, do you know what I am?" I don't know "I am boiling water because I want to soak you"
28. Where do you guess my heart is? Left? No, it's on your side.
29. "May I say good night to you in person?" Yes, "tell me first"
3. so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, could there have been a frost already? and lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight bow their heads to kiss you
31. "The one in the amusement park, you can ride on it" and "What is the spin with music?" "Trojan horse." "mua"
32. "Why are you hurting me?" "Harm you what?" "I like you so much!"
33. My mouth is sweet because my heart is sweet, and my heart is sweet because I have you inside.
34. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.
35. "My blood sugar is low" and "Tell me a few sweet words quickly"
36. I have never given a discount on loving you, and every day I love you deserves my serious attention.
37. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.
38. "Tell you seven anti-aging methods" What methods? "Love me, love me, love me, love me, love me"
39. Let's play Woodenhead and don't move! I lost. Why? Because my heart is beating
4. I drink sugar-free drinks. Do you know what sugar is suitable for you? ""Slight sugar? " "No, it's my chest" (Part 3)
41. If you ask me how many times I have thought about you, I will say it once, because you have never really left my mind.
42. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.
43. "I only want one thing from my boyfriend" and "it must be you"
44. "Are you tired?" "Not tired." "But you have been running in my heart all day."
45. a bow, a look back, mom, I'm in love.
46. I want to buy a piece of land from you, and I am dead set on buying it.
47. You know, I dare not move now because I'm afraid I'll fall into the swamp of loving you if I move.
48. I was born stubborn, and I have a clear distinction between love and hate. From the first moment I saw you, my eyes were full of you, so I like you, not on a whim, nor because I have different opinions.
49. There are 3, floating worlds, and there are 3 in my love, Sun Moon Qing. The day is the morning, the month is the evening, and the Qing dynasty is the morning and evening.
5. "Look into my eyes, something is in it." "No" "Nonsense, there is obviously someone I like in it."
51. I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't withdraw it.
52. I just like you, and I mean no harm.
53. Would you like to try my new strawberry lipstick?
54. "If you hold hands with a girl, do you prefer to hold the left hand or the right hand?" "left hand" and "here, left hand, I'll hold it for you"
55. Can you play the guitar? Why did it strike my chord?
56. "Everyone wants to sleep with you and I'm not." What are you? "I just want to stay in bed with you"
57. Write your name on the cigarette and breathe it into your lungs, so that it can be closest to my heart.
58. I got a cut on my hand, so you can do it, too, so we are husband and wife.
59. "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you all your life!" " "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life."
6. What time is it? Point is the starting point of our happiness. Funny earthy love stories of routine idols
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2. I'm as sure as a gun! I need a kiss!
3. "Maybe I'm a bad person"? "But I will get better as long as you kiss me."
4. "Why are you hurting me?" "Harm you what?" "I like you so much!"
5. No matter whether others chase you or you chase others in the future, I won't stand in the way. I will only stretch my foot to trip you up and let you fall into my arms.
6. "Do you know what I like to eat?" "What?" "I want to look at you stupidly."
7. Me Before You, I didn't think about getting married. I didn't think about getting married after meeting you.
8. I'm as sure as a gun, except for a kiss.
9. "Happy Mother's Day!" I haven't become a mother yet. "You are the mother of my future children!"
1. Whether you want to eat barbecue or barbecue, you should be considered first.
11. Can you smile? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.
12. Time is the medium, and youth is the employment; If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.
13. It's all good here except for you.
14. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart.
15. "I want to change my style recently." "What style?" "I can't do it without you"
16. "Before I met you, I had many demands for the future, but after I met you. . 。” What's the matter? "after I meet you, I just need to ask you"
17. I heard that my husband has a good housekeeping, and my daughter would like to hear more about it for the rest of her life
18. You have spring and autumn in your eyes, which is better than all the mountains and rivers I have ever seen and loved.
19. "I wanted to be a scientist when I was a child, but now it's different." What's wrong now? "I want to have a family with you now"
2. "Tell you seven anti-aging methods" What methods? "Love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me" routine idol funny earthy love story 2
21. Do you know the biggest difference between you and monkeys? Monkeys live in caves and you live in my heart
22. If you ask me how many times I have thought about you, I will say it once, because you have never really left my mind.
23. "You are the heart, you are the liver and you are three quarters of me"
24. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is it? Our future.
25. The strongest wine in the world is the gentleness with which you bow your head and smile.
26. I don't have to feel sorry for others, but you are not others, you are my person
27. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.
28. Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? Where? Antarctica, the North Pole? No, there is no place for you.
29. I want to buy a piece of land from you, and I want to buy your unswerving heart.
3. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.
31. "Are you tired?" "No." "but you've been running in my head all day"
32. for you, I'd like to give up poetry and distance, and then I'll spend my life with you as a poem.
33. Don't you feel tired? You have run in my world several times.
34. It's a little hard to say and a little melodramatic, but I just want to spend the rest of my life with you.
35. I have a small wish, only four words: I will have you all my life. -Ye Feiye's "National Husband Brought Home: Stealing Kisses 55 Times"
36. "I want you to read the first three words of this sentence"
37. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are old and can't go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.
38. On my way home to buy oysters, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So this is called oysters like mud.
39. I like the wind in March, the rain in April, the sun that never sets and the best of you.
4. "Will you shut up", "I didn't speak" and "Then why am I full of your voice?" Chapter 3 of the routine idol's funny earthy love story. Huh? Where? "My heart starts to burn when I see you"
42. I am small-minded, so I can only hold you!
43. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.
44. "Everyone wants to sleep with you and I'm not." What are you? "I just want to stay in bed with you"
45. What's your blood type? Type a. No, it's my ideal type
46. There are 3, floating worlds, and there are 3 in my love, Sun Moon Qing. The day is the morning, the month is the evening, and the Qing dynasty is the morning and evening.
47. "I have to buy you a compass" and "in case you are used to being lost"
48. I am nine and you are three, except you.
49. "My chest feels so stuffy" What's the matter? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart"
5. All the landscapes and plants in the world are beautiful, and whatever you write at will is scenery, and since fate brought you, all the scenery is just to set you off.
51. "I used to have many hobbies, but now I only have one." "What is it?" "I just love you"
52. "I want to move". Where? "Move into your heart"
53. "Do you know what wine is easy to get drunk?" -"Forever with you"
54. "I want to" think about what? "I think I was born to meet you"
55. I asked you why I like you, and the answer was that I thought of growing old with you. Because I can't pull myself out of your life, and I like that you can't be spontaneous or even stupid.
56. "May I say good night to you personally?" Yes, "say it first"
57. You are the cutest. I didn't have time to think about it when I said it, but after thinking about it, I will still say it.
58. "Let's eat noodles" and "What noodles"
59. Where do I want to go? Fuck you!
6. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you. 1. If one day I stand by your side without saying a word, don't doubt that I have given you every minute of my life, even the morning and evening of the next.
2. "I love a boy, please help me chase him." Okay, who? "the seventh word of the first sentence"
3. I just like you, and I mean no harm.
4. There is a rumor recently that I like you. I want to clarify that it is true.
5. Can you smile? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.
6. I think you are very busy, so just read the first three words.
7. For your sake, I would like to give up poetry and distance, and from then on, I will spend my life with you as a poem.
8. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help fall in love with me quickly!
9. "Why are you hurting me"? What's the matter? ""I like you so much "
1." Do you know what I want to do? " I don't know "your husband, of course"
11. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why is it getting heavier and heavier in my heart?"
12. Don't let me love you, so you can do whatever you want.
13. "You know what? We both went too far. ""How did you go too far? ""You are too beautiful.
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