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Play tricks on people or laugh at short jokes

A man and a woman are discussing in the shop.

I just heard the woman say, "Buy a 25-inch one."

The man said, "No! If you want to buy it, you can buy a 34-inch one ... well, I also said that I would send my old color TV set to my mother next month. I didn't expect her old man to take a fancy to flat-panel color TV before us. "

The woman said, "Then don't buy an air conditioner."

The man said, "No! It must be stuffy and hot there. And a washing machine to buy. Mother has been washing clothes by hand. It's time for her to enjoy it. "

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When they had chosen, they called the boss, "Boss! We want this, this and this. Oh, great! I almost forgot how many bills are left! "

"Dollar or RMB?" The owner of this shop, that is, the owner of the long-term incense burner shroud shop, asked while fiddling with his paper objects.

"In dollars!" The man said