Are there any jokes suitable for primary school students that can make people burst into laughter?

A student diary that will make you laugh your ass off

February 30

Monday was sunny

The sun did not rise all day today. It's really bad. One of the two goldfish my father bought me drowned in the water tank. I was very sad.

Teacher’s comment: I am also very sad. In all my life, I have never seen the 30th in February, I have never seen a sunny day without the sun, and I have never seen someone who could drown. goldfish!

Question 1: While...while...

The child wrote: He was taking off his clothes and putting on his pants at the same time.

Teacher’s comment: Should he take it off or put it on?

Question 2: Among them

The child wrote: One of my left feet is injured. Teacher’s comment: Are you a centipede?

Title: Continuously

The children wrote: After get off work, my father came home one after another.

Teacher’s comment: How many fathers do you have?

Title: Sad

The child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house. It’s sad. Teacher’s comment: The teacher is even sadder!

Title: And...and...

The child writes: My mother is short, tall and thin.

Teacher’s comment: Is your mother a Transformer?

Title: Look

Children write: What are you looking at? I haven’t seen it yet!

Teacher’s comment: Never seen it. Title: Thriving

Children write: Thriving Confession

Teacher’s comment: Don’t watch too many TV series!

Topic: Delicious

The children wrote: It tastes so good.

Teacher’s comment: Some things cannot be eaten

Topic: Innocence

Children wrote: It’s really hot today.

Teacher’s comment: You are so naive

Title: Sure enough

The child wrote: Yesterday I ate fruit and then drank cold water. Teacher’s comment: Yes

Title: First...and then...

Example: Take a shower first, then eat.

The child wrote: Goodbye, sir!

Teacher’s comment: Imagination exceeds the wisdom of people on earth. Question: What’s more

Children wrote: A train passed by, what’s more, what’s more, what’s more.

Teacher’s comment: I Forget it!