What did the classical Chinese version of Journey to the West say in the 69th chapter?

Back to the sixty-ninth session, the Lord practiced medicine at night, and discussed evil spirits at the king's banquet.

Sun Dasheng went to the inner courtyard of the palace with the eunuch until he was settled outside the bedroom door, and took three gold threads with the eunuch inside, saying, "To teach the queen of the inner palace, or to attend the eunuch, first tie it under the left wrist of the holy bow, and measure it in three parts, but take the thread from the window lattice." In response, the eunuch asked the king to sit in the dragon bed, tie one end with gold thread according to the inch measurement, and sort out the window at the other end. Monkey took the thread, held the index finger with the big finger of his right hand first, and looked at the inch pulse. Press the middle finger and look at the pulse; Hold the big finger and ring finger, and look at the ruler pulse; Mediate one's own breathing, divide it into four qi and five depression, seven exterior and eight interior and nine wait, float in the middle and sink in the middle, and distinguish the end of reality and excess. He also taught to untie his left hand and tie it under his right wrist according to the front. Monkey pointed to his left hand and looked at it from beginning to end, but he shook his body, put the gold thread on his upper body and shouted sharply, "Your Majesty's left hand has strong and tight pulse, and the pulse on his left hand is astringent and slow, and the pulse on his foot is slow and heavy; The inch pulse in the right hand is floating and slippery, the pulse is closed late and knotted, and the number of feet is firm. If the husband's left inch is strong and tight, his heart will ache because of deficiency. Those who are slow and astringent will sweat out muscle numbness; If the feet are heavy, the urine is red and the stool is bloody. If the pulse in the right hand is floating and slippery, the internal knot will be amenorrhea; Those who end up late will stay at home and drink; Those who are imprisoned by a few feet are bored with deficiency and cold. It is a panic and worry to diagnose this expensive illness, which is called the card of two birds losing the group. " When the king heard this inside, he was filled with joy. He braced himself and replied loudly, "Point to understand, point to understand! If it is this disease! Please take medicine outside. " The Great Sage slowly left the palace. The eunuchs who had heard it had already reported it to the public first. As soon as Monkey came out, the Tang Priest asked him how he was doing. Monkey said, "I have felt my pulse, and now I am taking medicine for the syndrome." The officials came forward and said, "Elder Monk, it's just time to say that two birds have lost their flock. Why?" Monkey said with a smile, "There are two birds, male and female, who used to fly together in the same place, but suddenly they were scattered by the storm. The female can't see the male, and the male can't see the female. The female misses the male, and the male misses the female. Isn't this a loss of two birds?" When the officials heard this, they cheered in unison: "What a monk! What a doctor!" Praise. When a doctor asked, "I have seen the disease, but I don't know what medicine to use to treat it?" Monkey said, "You don't have to stick to the prescription. You just need the medicine when you see it." The doctor said, "There are eight hundred and eight flavors of classic cloud medicine, and people have four hundred and four diseases. The disease is not in one person's body, so there is no reason to use all the medicines! How to see the medicine? " "As the ancients said," medicine does not adhere to the prescription, so it is appropriate to use it. Therefore, all medicines are levied, and you can add or subtract them at will. " The medical officer said nothing more, that is, he went out of the palace gate and sent people to be on duty, and all over the city, raw and cooked pharmacies, that is, he gave three kilograms of medicines to Monkey. "This isn't a pharmacy," Monkey said. "You can send all the medicines and pharmaceutical utensils to the same hall and give them to my younger brothers." At the orders of the medical officer, three kilograms of each of the eight hundred and eight flavors, as well as medicine mill, medicine mill, medicine roller, medicine milk combined with mortar and milk hammer, were sent to the museum for delivery and receipt. Zhai

Monkey went to the temple and asked Master to go to the pharmacy in the museum. As the elder was getting up, he suddenly saw an edict from the Imperial Palace telling you to keep the mage and stay in the Wenhua Hall. After taking medicine in the Ming Dynasty, he recovered from his illness and sent off Guan Wen. Sanzang was frightened. "Disciple, this means to keep me as a pledge. If the doctor is well treated, he will be happy to send it; If the doctor is not good, I will die. You must be careful and careful, and the system is also fine! " Monkey said with a smile, "Master, you can rest assured that you will benefit from it here. I have my own hands to heal the country." Lord

, the Great Sage, said goodbye to Sanzang, resigned his ministers and went to the museum. Pig greeted him with a smile and said, "Brother, I know you." "What do you know?" Monkey asked. Pig said, "I know that you failed to learn from the scriptures, and you want to make a career without a foundation. Today, when you see the wealth here, you try to open a drugstore." Monkey shouted, "Don't talk nonsense! Heal the king, be proud to quit walking, and open a drugstore! " "After all," Pig said, "each of these 888 herbs weighs three kilograms, which is 2,424 kilograms. Only one person can treat it. How much can you use? I don't know how many years before I can eat it! " "Where are they used a lot?" Monkey asked. His hospital officials are all ignorant people, so I took so many medicines and taught him nowhere to fathom. I don't know which flavors I used, and it's hard to know my wonderful prescription. " Just as Zhai

was talking, I saw two librarians kneeling in front of each other and saying, "Please invite Master Monk Shen to the evening fast." "What's the point of treating me like that in the morning," Monkey asked, "and now you're on your knees?" The librarian kowtowed and said, "When your lordship came, you were as blind as a bat, and you didn't know how to respect your face. I've heard that your lordship has shown his strength to rule my country. If your lordship recovers, your lordship will have a share in the country, and all of us will be courtiers, so I should be honored. " When Monkey heard this, he gladly went to the hall and sat down. Pig and Friar Sand sat on the left and right sides respectively, and put them on the lent. Friar Sand asked, "Brother, where is Master?" Monkey said with a smile, "Master has been kept by the king as a pledge, and he will only be rewarded for seeing me off when he is cured." Friar Sand asked again, "Is it useful?" "Is the king useless?" Monkey said. When I came, he had about three old courtiers. Please go to the Wenhua Hall. " Pig said, "You are still older than Master. He has an old escort, so we have to flatter him in two pavilions. Leave him alone and let the old pig have a full meal. " The brothers then enjoyed themselves. Master

It's getting late, and Monkey called the librarian: "Take home fire and get more wax. I'll wait until the night is quiet before I can prepare medicine." The museum sent some oil wax to the fruit, and each life was scattered. By midnight, the street was quiet and everything was silent. "Brother," Pig said, "what medicine can you make? Hurry up. I am sleepy. " "Take one or two rhubarb and grind them into fine powder," Monkey said. Friar Sand said, "Rhubarb is bitter in taste, cold and nontoxic in nature, heavy but not floating in nature. It can walk without keeping, seize all kinds of depression without stagnation, and lead to peace, so it is called General. This trip is a medicine ear, but I am afraid that I will be weak after a long illness, so I can't use this. " Monkey said with a smile, "My dear brother, I don't know that this medicine is beneficial to phlegm and qi, and it can cause stagnation of cold and heat in the stomach. Don't worry about me, you go and get one or two crotons, remove the shell and film, beat off the oil poison and grind them into fine powder. " Pig said, "Croton is pungent, hot and toxic in nature. It can be used lightly, because it can cut hard accumulation, shake the cold in the heart, unblock the road and benefit the valley of water." "You don't know, my dear brother," Monkey replied. "This medicine can break the knot, spread the bowel, and regulate the swelling of the heart. Make it quickly, and I'll help you with it. " The two of them immediately ground up the two medicines and said, "Brother, do you still use those dozens of flavors?" "No need," Monkey said. Pig said, "Eight hundred and eight flavors, each with three pounds. It's really a robbery to use only these two taels." Monkey took a flowered magnetic lamp and said, "Don't tell me, my dear brother. Take this lamp and scrape half the ashes from the pot." "What do you want?" Pig asked. Monkey said, "It should be used in medicine." Friar Sand said, "I have never seen pot ashes used in medicine." Monkey said, "Pot ash is called Paraquat, which can cure all diseases. You don't know." That idiot really shaved half a lamp and ground it fine again. Monkey handed him another lamp and said, "Go and wait for half a lamp for our horse." "What do you want from him?" Pig asked. "Pills," Monkey said. Friar Sand laughed again: "Brother, this is not a joke. Horse urine stinks, how to get medicine? I saw vinegar paste as pills, old rice paste as pills, refined honey as pills, or just water as pills. Have you ever seen horse urine as pills? That thing smells fishy, and people with spleen deficiency will vomit when they smell it; Taking croton rhubarb again makes people vomit and diarrhea, but it's a trick? " "You don't know what to do," Monkey said. "My horse is not any horse. He was originally a West Sea Dragon. If he is willing to urinate, he will be cured by taking it, but it is urgent. " When Pig heard this, he went to the horse. The horse fell asleep, and the idiot kicked it up and put it under his stomach. After waiting for a while, he didn't pee at all. He ran to Monkey and said, "Brother, don't go to cure the emperor, but go to cure the horse quickly. The dead man is dry, so don't try to pee a little! " Monkey said with a smile, "I'll go with you." Friar Sand said, "I'll go and have a look." When all three of them reached the horse, the horse jumped up, spat at people and shouted loudly, "Brother, don't you know? I was originally a flying dragon in the West Sea. Because I broke the dogma, the Guanyin Bodhisattva saved me, sawed my horn, peeled off my scales, turned me into a horse, and carried my master to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, which would be a crime. If I pee in the water, I swim in the water and eat Jackie Chan. Peeing over the mountain, the grass in the mountain tastes good, turns into ganoderma lucidum, and the fairy boy picks it to live longer. How can I give up lightly in this mundane place? " "Brother," Monkey said, "be careful, this is the king of the West. It's neither worldly nor lightly abandoned. As the saying goes, many hairs save their fur to heal the king of their own country. When the doctor is well, everyone will shine, otherwise, fear will not leave here. " The horse shouted "wait!" You see that he jumped forward and squatted back, biting his mouth full of teeth and begging for support, and only made a few efforts to stand up. Pig said, "This dead man! It's just golden juice, so sprinkle some more! " Seeing that half a lamp was missing, Monkey said, "Yes, yes! Take it. " Friar Sand was just happy. The three men went back to the hall, mixed the bait mentioned in the preceding paragraph and rubbed three big balls. "Brother," Monkey said, "it's too big." Pig said, "It's only the size of a walnut. If I eat it, I won't take a bite!" So I put it in a small box. The brothers slept in their clothes and didn't say anything all night. Zhai

it was early dawn, but he said that the king was ill and set up a court, and invited the Tang Priest to see him, so he ordered all the officials to go to the same hall to pay homage to the Buddhist monk, Elder Sun, and get medicine. Many officials followed him to the museum, prostrating themselves in the tunnel, saying, "My king has sent a special envoy to wait for the wonderful medicine." Monkey told Pig to get the box, open the lid and give it to several officials. Many officials asked, "What's the name of this medicine? Good to see the king and answer. " "This name is Wu Jindan," Monkey said. Pig and the other two secretly laughed and said, "It's mixed with ashes. Why isn't it Wujin!" Many officials asked again: "What kind of introduction?" Monkey said, "You can get both drugs. Those who are generally easy to get are sent by six decoctions. " Many officials asked, "What are the six things?" Monkey said, "I know

the fart of an old crow flying in mid-air, the carp urine in tight water, the face powder put on by the Queen Mother, the alchemy ash in the old gentleman's furnace, three pieces of worn headscarves for the Jade Emperor, and five pieces of trapped dragon whiskers: six things are decocted in soup to give this medicine, and your king will be cured when he is sick. Many officials in Zhai

heard this: "This thing is unique in the world. What is the general introduction?" "Send it down with rootless water," Monkey said. The officials laughed and said, "This is easy to get." "How can it be seen and taken easily?" Monkey asked. Many officials said: "I have a popular theory here; If you use rootless water, take a bowl to the well or under the river, take a sharp step in the water, don't fall to the ground, and don't look back. Just go home and take medicine with the patient. " "All the water in the well in Hanoi has roots," Monkey said. This rootless water of mine is not this theory, but the one that falls from the sky and eats without touching the ground, which is called rootless water. " Many officials added, "It's easy. Wait until it rains, and then take medicine. " So he thanked Monkey and presented the medicine back. The king was overjoyed and ordered a valet to pick him up. Looked at it and said, "What kind of meatball is this?" Many officials said, "The monk said it was Wujindian, so send it with rootless water." The king taught the imperial secretary to take rootless water, and the officials said, "The monk said that rootless water is not the one in the well, but the one that falls from the sky without touching the ground." The king immediately called the driving officer and sent a message to ask the judge to beg for rain. All the officials follow the instructions and get out of the list. Knowing

, Monkey called Zhu Bajie in the hall of the meeting hall, saying, "Give him water from the sky before taking medicine. At this moment, we are in a hurry. How can we get rain?" I think this king is also a king of great virtue and virtue. How about I help him with some rain and medicine? " "How?" Pig asked. Monkey said, "You stand on my left and be a satellite." Also called Friar Sand, "You stand on my right and make a shelter, and wait for me to help him with some rootless water." Good Great Sage, after stepping on the tactic and saying a spell, saw a dark cloud approaching overhead due east. He called out, "Great Sage, Aoguang, Dragon King of the East China Sea, is here to see you." Monkey said, "Don't worry about anything. Please come and help the king with some rootless water." The dragon king said, "When the Great Sage called, he didn't say that he needed water. Xiaolong came alone, didn't bring a rain shower, and didn't have thunder and lightning. How could it produce rain?" "There's no need for thunder and lightning, and it doesn't need much rain now," Monkey said. "Just some water that needs medicine." "In that case," said the Dragon King, "let me sneeze and spit some saliva and take medicine with him." Monkey was overjoyed and said, "The best, the best! Don't hesitate, act early. " In the air, the old dragon gradually lowered the dark clouds until it was above the palace, and became invisible. He took a sip of saliva and turned into showers. The Manchu court official cheered in unison: "My Lord is so happy! It's raining hard! " The king immediately sent a decree to teach: "Take the vessel and hold it, no matter whether it is inside or outside the palace or the size of the official, wait for the fairy water to save me." Look at the civil and military officials, concubines of three palaces and six courtyards, 3, colorful women and 8 beautiful moths, holding cups and cups, holding bowls and plates, waiting for the rain. The old dragon is in mid-air, carrying saliva, and never leaves the palace. There will be an hour when the Dragon King leaves the Great Sage and returns to the sea. All the ministers put away the cups, bowls and lamps, and some waited for one or two o'clock, some waited for three or five o'clock, and some didn't wait. There were about three lamps in one place, and they always presented them to the imperial court. It's really a strange smell all over the golden palace, and the delicious smell is floating in the Tianzi court! Zhai

The king resigned as a mage, and took Wu Jindan and the rain to the palace. He first swallowed a pill and ate a light rain. Swallowed another pill and drank another sweet rain; Three times, three pills were swallowed, and three sweet rains were delivered. After a while, the belly creaked like a pulley, so I took a clean bucket, walked three or five times in a row, took some rice drinks, and fell down on the dragon bed. There were two concubines, who picked up the clean bucket and looked at it. They couldn't tell enough about the filthy sputum and saliva, and there was a lump of glutinous rice in it. The princess came near the dragon bed and reported, "The root of the disease is all right!" The king was very happy when he heard this, and he ate rice again. After a while, I gradually felt broad-minded and harmonious, and I was full of energy and strong feet. After getting out of the dragon bed, he put on his royal clothes, and went to the Hall of Fame to see the Tang Priest, where he fell down to worship. The elder was busy returning the gift. After bowing, he took his royal hand in his hand and taught you, "Get a simple post with the words" I will bow again "written on it, and send an official to invite three master disciples. The East Pavilion was opened on one wall, and Guanglu Temple gave a banquet to reward them. " It is the country that has the power to topple the mountain and finish it in an instant. Knowing

, Pig said that he was a good doctor, and be in heaven said, "Brother, it is a good medicine! It's my brother's work to reward me today. " Friar Sand said, "Second Brother speaks that language! As the saying goes, one person is blessed and brings a house. We are all meritorious people here, just take advantage of it and stop talking. " Hey! Look at his brothers, all happy, marching into the DPRK. The officials took the lead and went to the East Pavilion, where they saw the Tang Priest, the king and the elder Ge, who had arranged a banquet. Monkey, Pig and Friar Sand sang a song to the master, and then all the officials arrived, only to find four vegetarian tables on it, all of which were feasts for ten. There is a meat table in front, which is also a delicacy to eat. There are 4 or 5 single desktops on the left and right, which are all neatly arranged-the ancient clouds are rare and delicious, and the beauty is thousands of minutes. Joan cream crisp cheese, golden wisps of fat red. The precious makeup flowers are colorful and the fruit tastes fragrant. Fighting sugar dragons entangle lions and immortals, and cake ingots drag the furnace to place phoenix couples. There are pigs, sheep, chickens, geese, fish and ducks, and vegetables, bamboo shoots, fungus and mushrooms. A few fragrant soup cakes, several times with crisp sugar. Smooth and soft rice with straw, fresh mushroom and rice paste. The color powder soup is fragrant and spicy, adding beauty and sweetness as usual. The monarch and the minister hold a square seat and pass the pot slowly. Lord

The king held a cup in his royal hand and sat down with the Tang Priest first. "I can't drink," Sanzang said. The king said, "Plain wine, how about a glass of this, Master?" "Wine is the first precept of monks," Sanzang said. The king did not care much. "What does the mage give up drinking, but respect?" Sanzang said, "Let's drink it for three generations, stubborn people." But the king was glad, and turned over the gold tablet and handed it to Monkey. Monkey took the wine, saluted the crowd and had a drink. The king saw that he had a hearty meal and offered him another drink. Monkey left without saying goodbye and ate again. The king laughed