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Pangpang smiled and continued to write the composition.
Being teased has long been a habit for Xiao Pang, but this time laughter came one after another, like an avalanche of waves. Pangpang looked around, shook his head, touched his face and closed his drooping chest. Is everything all right? This move pushed the laughter to * * *, and was laughed to the brotherhood of the Wolf, and the screams split into pieces, and eventually people went belly-up.
The voice gradually calmed down, the breeze blew the smell of earth, and Pangpang was deeply intoxicated in the silence of this moment, enjoying the coolness that had never been seen before. Looking down, the familiar picture Pangpang recognized at a glance that it was a fake Tang Bohu's Chicken Eat Rice Map. He looked around, eager for everyone's confirmation. He nodded when he saw the flower he had secretly loved for a long time, and a stream of magma poured out of his chest. The chubby face is like iron that has just been red. Pointing at his knees, he can't help crying: "Broken".
2. `Composition, continue to write fairy tales. This advertisement, like the wind, travels through the forest and reaches the ears of every animal. Everyone is very fresh and curious. They all want to see Little Bear's chubby home: After all, how can this happiness be saved?
So, everyone took action and went to Pangpang's house together.
Let's walk across the stream. Not far away is the bear's house. At this time, "Hey, hey," Gigi, a little squirrel with a keen sense of smell, sniffed: "It smells good, so comfortable." Hearing this, everyone scoffed at it. Wow, there is a sweet and wonderful smell in the air. Little animals subconsciously look around, huh? There is not a single flower except a quiet stream and green grass. Where did this smell come from? .
So, everyone sniffed the delicious smell and came to the bear's house. Wow, Bear's house has been newly painted, and there is a big plaque on the door with four words written in orange jam: Happy Bank. "Welcome." Everyone was about to ring the doorbell when they heard a chubby voice behind them.
Oh, Pangpang just bought a calculator. After all, opening a bank requires a lot of accounts, and it is impossible without a calculator. At the sight of the bear, the impatient sparrow chirped, "Fat man, how can happiness be saved?" How to save it? "
"Think about your own happiness first, then breathe in these glass jars and save it. This card is an account book and can be used to access happiness at any time. " Bear came into the room, took out a piece of pink paper and showed the glass jar in the bank.
As soon as the canned food appeared, the delicious smell seemed to be stronger. Jiao Jiao, the rabbit's sister, cried excitedly, "Oh, I see, this smell comes from these jars.
Bear smiled chubby: "Yes, yes, I tried to save my happiness, and the taste of sugar water came out of the can." Oh, that delicious smell turned out to be bear's happiness, and bear's happiness turned out to be honey. Everyone shouted excitedly, "I want to save, I want to save." Everyone wants to smell their happiness.
"Don't crowd, don't crowd, one by one," the bear promised quickly.
From then on, Bear's chubby happy bank is always bustling. Because whoever quarrels with whom and who is sick needs happiness to solve it.
And this fragrant and happy breath is far away. People outside the mountain will feel comfortable when they smell this smell. Therefore, people call this mountain "Happy Mountain".
Everyone knows that Happy Bank in Happy Mountain has solved many problems and brought a lot of happiness to animals.
3. Continued composition "Stunt" [Continued composition "Stunt"] Zhu Xiao clenched his fist: Just this summer, those who agreed raised their hands and continued to write the composition "Stunt". When' tis once spoken, three fat and Er Fu immediately raised their hands, I would like to! I do. Er Fu was thoughtful. He asked where to compare them. Zhu Xiao said: This is the place. From then on, Zhu Xiao studied painting in his spare time, Sanpang practiced division on weekends, and Er Fu took a book, specializing in quiz and brain teasers. Summer vacation is coming. One day, Zhu Xiao asked Er Fu and Sanpang to go out for a trick. Zhu Xiao said, Who will come first? Sanpang said: Let's guess boxing. The three of them reached out together: stone, scissors, cloth! The first time, Er Fu won, and the composition of the third grade of primary school continued to write "unique skills". Zhu Xiao and Sanpang guessed again. As a result, Sanpang took the lead and Zhu Xiao had to postpone it. Er Fu said confidently, I will answer your question. Three fat said with a wink, Sun Sheng child, type a word. The word "star" of a star. Sanpang caught it. That's bullshit! Sanpang gave up, and even the little pillar on the side gave a thumbs-up sign. It's time for Sanpang. The small column asks: What is 1098 divided by 6? 183. Sanpang answered without thinking. Er Fu immediately picked up a branch and calculated it on the ground. It is indeed correct. All you have to do is ask a question and I'll draw a picture. Zhu Xiao can't wait. Then, draw a village. Sanpang said. Zhu Xiao immediately took out the drawing paper and watercolor pen to draw. After a while, a harmonious and beautiful rural picture appeared in front of everyone. Three chubby children hugged, shouted and laughed at each other.
4. The composition in the third grade of primary school is chubby. I used about 200 words to search for the best answer. Hey! Hello everyone! My name is Yang Chen, and I am 1 1 years old. I am a chubby little boy, and my classmates call me "Little Fatty" behind my back.
My head is big, my hair is black, my face is round, and my fat body is like a plump radish. I still wear a pair of glasses. People think I'm knowledgeable, but I'm actually ordinary. But although I am tall and timid, if the teacher lets me talk, my voice will become very light and my face will turn red.
I like eating snacks and talking nonsense. I am too introverted and my grades are not very good. I am often criticized by my mother for this!
I like listening to music. Wherever you go, as long as you hear wonderful music, you can't help but stop and immerse yourself in this world of music. And when I listen to music alone, I will listen endlessly, even when I eat. I also like reading. Once I have a good book, I will finish reading it at once.
I am honest and have no calculation. I like observing small animals and collecting beautiful stones. Therefore, all my classmates like to make friends with me.
This is me. Do you know each other?
My sister brought home a white poodle when she was 6 years old. It is white and fat, so my sister named it Xiaopang. My sister has an 800-word Xiaopang composition. Pangpang is a beautiful little girl. Her short face has a pair of big brown eyes, which are almost completely covered by long eyelashes. The big nose with garlic embedded in the small face is a bit funny, but it looks so harmonious, and the small mouth will occasionally show tiny rice teeth. Seeing such a cute chubby, even I can't open my mouth.
Pangpang is a quiet little girl. Usually, she will lie flat on the ground and stare at the front with silly eyes. Her ears will shake a few times from time to time, and sometimes she will squint her eyes and move her front toes a few times while sleeping. She may have met something in her dream. When someone walks by, she will look up and go back to sleep. When it comes to eating, Pangpang always rubs around at his feet, and sometimes he calls people to give him what he likes.
Don't think Xiao Pang is always so smart. He is also a good janitor. He has a bad temper. When outsiders come, he will erect his whole body with curly white hair, open his mouth and stare at people screaming. Once, the chain around chubby's neck fell off, and a neighbor came to my house to borrow something. Pangpang kept staring at him and pushed his neighbor to his door without flinching. Afterwards, neighbors said that your family was too fat.
My whole family likes Xiao Pang very much. I am 6 years old this year, and the white hair on my nose has dropped a lot. It's fat and old. The composition of the fourth grade of primary school "There is an 800-word chubby composition at home".
On the morning of last Wednesday, grandpa suddenly found that Pangpang was gone, so he shouted: Mingyou, my Pangpang is gone. I was surprised to say no, it was stolen, or the chain fell off last night and slipped away. I don't know, maybe someone really stole it, grandpa said. Afterwards, I ran to tell my father. Hearing this, the father said, How did this happen? Usually so obedient, I can't believe it today. When I heard that, I thought of Xiao Pang, who was smart and obedient. I call him Dong. He never goes west, nor south, nor north. I am really distressed that such a clever puppy is missing.
I hope Pangpang will go home early, and he will not be eaten by bad people, nor will he starve or freeze to death outside. Pangpang, I miss you.
School: Class 4 (2) of Gu Xi Town Central Primary School, Taixing City, Jiangsu Province.
Name: Mingyou.
Grade 4, Gu Xi Town Central Primary School, Taixing City, Taizhou City, Jiangsu Province: Mingyou
6. Composition: Continued "The old tree smiled" Several little girls only saw an old tree on the hillside, with sparse branches and leaves, standing there alone, as if sighing and crying.
"Grandpa Old Tree, why are you sighing and crying?" Several little girls asked. The old tree replied, "Because mankind has cut down all my friends, in the near future, mankind will reap the consequences." Several little girls decided to keep the old tree. They said: "We should not only protect it, but also mobilize more people to plant trees, so that Grandpa Tree can have many friends and not be lonely." The little girls really brought a lot of people to plant trees and seedlings. They also set up an eye-catching sign on the ground, which read: "It is everyone's responsibility to protect trees!" " "
When the little girl who planted trees grew into a girl, the young trees grew up slowly, and the place became lush again. Birds come to sing, deer come to play, and streams jingle and play the piano. Life is everywhere and the forest is thriving again. The old tree smiled, and so did the girls.
7. The legendary Xiaopang teacher in our Xiaopang class teacher's composition looks very special!
1, fat, like a big ball. You must have seen Pig Bajie in Journey to the West, right? The teacher's belly is bigger and rounder than his!
2, the mouth is very special, but it is not beautiful, but it talks too much. Let's laugh for a while and then criticize people with our mouths! Having said that, you must also want to meet this special teacher. Let me introduce you. laugh at
When we can't sing well, what other teachers say is useless. Only when the fat teacher uses this trick can we be quiet. She said, "Students, please be quiet, or I will fight!" " Hearing this sentence, most students turned their heads to see what the fat teacher's trick was. I saw the teacher raise his hands and said, "I want to wake up the souls you are playing with my beautiful singing!" " "Fat teacher was about to sing when she heard a classmate shout," Fat teacher! Stop singing! " The fat teacher was a little unhappy, but still smiled and said, "how can I be fat?" I'm just a lovely little girl. "
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"But, but look at your figure." He looked at the fat teacher carefully from top to bottom, and then said, "You are a fat man. It seems hopeless." How can he say that about the teacher! How rude! I thought to myself. I saw the fat teacher pointing to his stomach and saying, "Yes, I am fat. Look at my stomach, it's almost born. After hearing their conversation, I thought about it carefully. The fat teacher is really fat. No wonder we all call her fat teacher: big round head and round body, because she is so fat that even her hands and feet are round. One word-circle!
I have learned 600 words. People in China often say that "the heart is wide and the body is fat". This is a sentence left by our ancestors for many years. Of course it can't be wrong. I'm fulfilling this sentence myself.
Calling me fat has a long history, and everything happens for a reason. The first is heredity. My father is an overweight person. It can be said that his "waist circumference" and "trousers length" are equivalent. From chubby to old, even three years of natural disasters have not made him lose a penny. Secondly, the external influence, mother's cooking is first-class, Sichuan cuisine is particularly good, and a fish-flavored eggplant strip is even more mouth-watering. Under the guidance of the theory that "food is the most important thing for the people", I naturally eat more breakfast, lunch and dinner. Finally, I am lucky in my own conditions. Growing up, no matter what disease you get, your appetite will not be affected. I can't help it You can't eat sesame seeds without meat. So under the joint action of external force and internal force, a fat girl was finally created.
People are "fat" and their hearts are "of course" wider. In my dictionary, I never know what a narrow-minded person is. Many people "argue" about big and small things, small and small. Although it was unwise and I suffered a lot for it, it brought me a relaxed and happy day. If you are broad-minded, your troubles will be less. There are naturally more smiles on the face than others. Maybe sometimes I laugh so much that my classmates call me a hopeless optimist! Alas, I can't help it. I was born without serious bones and my laughing muscles were too developed.
9. Works depicting characters. My mother is not very beautiful. She is of medium height. Her black hair was tied up with a beautiful headdress. Like all mothers, she loves her children deeply. Her love for me gushed from the bottom of my heart is beyond description by any language or vocabulary. The ruthlessness and heavy work of the years have made the mother's white hair grow longer and more, and the wrinkles on her face are dense. These white hairs and wrinkles verify all the hardships my mother has paid for me. My mother is very kind to me. There was a math unit exam in grade five, and I didn't do very well. When I got home, I silently listened to my father's reprimand. Climb in front of the desk to correct my mistakes, thinking about what my father said to blame me, and the tears that have been swirling in my eyes still fall on the test paper. At this time, my mother suddenly pushed the door and came in, wiped away the tears in my eyes, picked up the test paper conveniently, and sighed, as if shaking. My mother comforted me and said, "I know you don't want to fail in the exam either." You should study hard and be careful in the future. This exam is really not so good. Summarize and see how to do the next unit. " "I have listened, and I have the motivation. In the next unit exam, my grades really went up again. My mother looked at the paper in this unit and smiled with satisfaction. You can also contribute. My mother is very responsible for me. Once, as soon as I got to the classroom, it began to rain outside the window. Later, it rained harder and harder, and I began to worry because I didn't bring rain gear. A bell rang. After school, I picked up my schoolbag and ran to the eaves at the school gate, waiting for my parents to pick me up. It's almost gone. My heart is half cold and my nose is beginning to sour. But just when I wanted to cry, I saw a familiar figure not far away in the dim light. It's my mother! I jumped up and waved to her happily, and my mother came. Her hands were red with cold, and mud stars were sprayed on her trouser legs. I got on the bus, climbed behind my mother's tall body with an umbrella and went home. Her concern for me touched me for a long time. My mother took good care of me. She is like a big tree to shelter me from the wind and rain, and she is like a lamp to guide me. Now, only by studying hard can I repay my mother's infinite love! Mom is so simple. She hopes that all the great spirits of the Chinese nation will be concentrated on me. Because she is my mother and I am her hope.
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