Ipartment Ceng Xiaoxian funny lines.

1. Having a grave after death finally makes up for the regret of not being able to buy a house before death.

2. People are afraid of being famous and strong, dead mouse feels no cold!

3. What are you talking about?

4. Listeners and friends, a good man is me, and I am Ceng Xiaoxian.

5. If I don't go to hell, whoever loves it will go down.

6. Do you know what is most irritating? It's not casting pearls before swine, it's a bunch of cows playing coins at you!

7. Exercise your muscles to prevent being beaten!

8. Let's face it, life is often much heavier than the taste of those idol dramas.

9, as the saying goes, wine is full of lust, and there is nothing to do with food.

1. It's even worse. You might as well replace my microphone with a cucumber.

11. Don't tell me forever, I won't live to that point.

12, people can't hang themselves on a tree, but try to die several times in several nearby trees.

13, university teachers flirt with disabled people, you will be popular ~

14, women chasing men, barrier yarn. Men chasing women, mezzanine mom.

15. Two heads are better than one, and Zhuge Liang stinks to death.

16. Don't do porcelain work without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear a short skirt without a golden hoop.

17. Don't fool me with the' 83 xo. Have a bottle of this year.

18. My soul has been violated!

19. What do you want, to marry Yifei or his mother?

2. A man who has money will not become bad, and a sow who goes up a tree will become a monster!

21. When you fall asleep, you sleep out your ideals and saliva.

22. Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.

23. It's just like Zi Qiao's hair.

24. People in the upper class always like to do something dirty.

25. I often eat garlic, onions and radishes to cultivate my aura. Now, I am full of aura up and down.

26, go to your grandmother's banana peel, this product is hanging up!

27, this is also fucking ok.

28. Being stupid or not depends on whether you can play dumb.

29. A donkey can carry 1 Jin of grain.

3. As we all know, Comrade Hu Yifei is a wonderful flower among many residents in ipartment. With her unique personality charm, she has been monopolizing many records in the apartment for many years, including: the most unreasonable. I love to meddle. The highest education. Loudest voice. And-the best.

31. Every time I write a resume, I will admire myself more than before.

32. If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

33. The older you get, the more worries you have. A 1G mind is loaded with 2G worries.

34. This story tells us not to dislike others, because you may also be disliked by others. On the other hand, don't be discouraged by being disliked by others, because you may dislike others at any time. It is because I have always believed in this that I have lived to this day.

35. My life has been broadcast live!

36. Do you think this guy looks like Zhang Wei or just Zhang Wei?

37. One hundred people have one hundred opinions. You can't please all people, because not all people are human!

38, don't digress so far, who is sure that you can live to that day!

39. Bars don't sell wine, they sell salted fish.

4. Every time I find the key to success, someone will change it!

41. If a brain-dead person can fly, this is simply an airport.

42. I have forgotten the names of those people, but I will always remember them. Just like, some people once had nothing to say, but in the end they had nothing to say!

43. As for me, there is no evidence that I am alive except the butt prints on the sofa.

44. What are the four and a half men afraid of?

45. Don't flirt with me, or I will molest you!

46. Don't cry in front of my grave, which has stained my path of reincarnation.

47. For girls, it's only a matter of time before they get pregnant.

48. I am small-minded, but I don't lack it. I have a good temper, but I don't lack it!

49. Many people searched for her for thousands of Baidu, but suddenly looking back, that person still turned a deaf ear to me.

5, don't ask for the right door, just feel in place.

51, don't talk to me about life, quit!

52. What to say? You're not going to tell her a joke at this time, are you? Then you're really a joke.

53. I thought I was God, and I could settle myself and help all beings. But in the end, it was nothing. I'm sorry I didn't help you realize your wish. I'm not God, I'm lonely.

54. Life is a separate journey, even if there are some regrets. We also have no chance to start all over again, and we are entangled in the past that cannot be changed. It is better to smile and cherish the future, because life has no ifs.

55. I have learned a new game now, which is called playing a coin against a cow.

56, don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy! Let's get married if we can!

57. Hello, everyone. Welcome to Xiao Xian's appointment. I am your new Xiao Xian and great friend!

58. If you take a big step, you will easily pull eggs; Small steps make it easy to squeeze eggs; Don't pull, don't squeeze, and idle eggs hurt. How tired is it to be a man?

59. It's all customized anyway, so why use Hu Yifei! Lin Chi-ling ~ ~

6. I have done nothing but quarrel these days. A variety of quarrels. Am I not sensible, or do I treat you like a human being?

61. What will happen if Hu Yifei and Mr. Cang are cloned together?

62. After eating it, my waist is no longer sore and my back doesn't hurt.

63. Life is too short to be sexy.