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Anecdotes of my childhood

When I was a child, everyone knew nothing and often did stupid things, which made people laugh and cry.

I did a lot of stupid things when I was a kid. It's really funny looking back now.

Once, my mother took me to a restaurant for dinner. Before going to the bathroom for dinner, I suddenly saw a small incense burner in the corner with three burning incense sticks in it. Those fragrances vary in length and give off a strong fragrance. I thought it was burned in the temple. I think it's strange. My mother took me on a trip. I saw the incense in the Buddhist temple, which was placed in the middle. How can it be put in the corner here? Besides, there are no idols like Bodhisattva and King of Heaven here. But I also thought that since it is fragrant, I should worship it. With or without idols, worship is always harmless. So I respectfully bowed three times before going out.

After seeing my mother, I said loudly, "Mom, I found three incense sticks in the bathroom and made three obeisances." My mother almost cried at my words. I'm confused. In the past, my mother took me to travel. When I met a temple, I always saw many people worshipping incense burners and burning incense, so I followed. Why did mom laugh today? My mother saw my doubts and explained to me that the incense burned in the temple was not incense, but incense lit to purify the smell. Hearing this, I was in distress situation.

To err is human, let alone a child who knows nothing. Even Edison, a famous scientist, played a joke on incubating eggs when he was a child, not to mention us. Besides, don't children grow up with these mistakes and know more?

This is a stupid thing I did when I was a child. What was your childhood folly?