Humorous quotations about learning

1, fart, suppress bad heart. Don't push, exercise.

2, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, ignite and cover the pot!

Although I can't help all sentient beings, I can hurt them.

Everyone is a prisoner, and the phone number is the number.

The high pressure in your eyes is enough for my mobile phone to last for one year.

Will you stop spinning around in my head? Aren't you tired?

7. The sky is gray and wild. You eat grass and I eat sugar.

8, the mountain is not high, there are immortals, there is not much water, you can drink.

9, don't worry about my sense of security, you think I am a special anti-virus software.

10, some people say that I am too lazy to cramp, but in fact I am too lazy to cramp.

1 1, clear water, no fish, invincible.

12, you don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig

13, the chance of finding true love this year is similar to the chance of being struck by lightning.

14, the most painful thing in the world, sleeping well and being awakened by urine.

15, the wind is really blowing hard, blowing all my cell phone signals into Unicom!

16, if you can't be amazing, it's ugly!