Pears are big recently, so ask a joke to tease me.

A boy is crazy about his girlfriend, and her girlfriend says, "You promise me three conditions, and I will marry you."

Asked the first condition, my girlfriend said, "I hope to see your photo in the newspaper."

The boy said, "It's very simple." After that, he paid for a photo of you in the newspaper and passed the test.

Asked the second condition, my girlfriend said, "I hope to see your figure on TV."

The boy said, "It's a little difficult, but it doesn't beat me." After that, he stood in front of the TV station every day, acted as a bystander at the scene of the car accident, and was regarded as a mirror.

Asked the third condition, my girlfriend said, "I hope I can see your head on the bill."

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