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Can dialect drama support TV?
Excerpt 1 from the wonderful dialogue of the dialect drama Prime Minister Liu Luoguo: "Teacher, have you seen Prime Minister Liu Luoguo? The good young man who is physically disabled and determined is me-Liu Yong. "
"Hey, there's me-the idol of countless young women-Gan Long! He Shen, why are you grinning here? "
"Your Majesty, it's funny that you speak Henan dialect."
He Shen: I told the emperor that the notice was given two months ago. The Qing beauty contest has been launched vigorously all over the country, and the attractive chicks aged 14 to 18 have been registered and reported, but all the better ones have gone home to cut wheat, and they won't come back until after planting in autumn.
Excerpt 3: Shoemaker: Report to the Emperor that these shoes were soaked with the most famous athlete's foot on the market at one time, and soaked for 9981 times. After you put it on, you can't get sweaty feet, smelly feet and athlete's foot. I also provide a three-year warranty and lifelong technical support.
emperor: it is broken.
Shoemaker: Is it broken? Just break it. This is our latest product, which is ventilated and breathable, and has just won the international gold medal.
emperor: I mean the shoes are broken. It's the quality.
Shoemaker: If you break a little and be fat, the emperor's dragon feet will not be wronged.
emperor: stop it. do you think you are wronged only by wearing small shoes, but not by wearing a whore? I'm telling you, the same, get out!
shoemaker: damn the slave! Slave, damn it Excerpt 4: Li Jing: Liu Xiong, eight years of cold window, just because he met a dog official, it was ruined.
Liu Yong: I think this product is cheating us on purpose. Why don't we call Focus Interview?
Li Jing: Hi, He Shen is the younger brother of the current emperor.
Liu Yong: I must clean up this small place.
Li Jing: Now there is only one way. If I can't sue him, I will kidnap his child.
Liu Yong: What? Kidnapping He Shen's kid? Are you out of your mind? I know you want to create public opinion, let the media hype it up and tell the truth. Think about He Shen, and he is not a stubble. We can't fool around and clean up He Shen. It's only a matter of time.
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