What routines are there to amuse girls?

What humorous routines are there to amuse girls? In the process of chatting with girls, it is very important to learn some routines that make girls happy, because humor can make people laugh, and laughter is the first step to unify people's emotions. When girls are in a good mood, it is much easier to chat in the future. This article will share with you "a complete collection of humorous routines that make girls happy and make you a master of picking up girls", hoping to help brothers.

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1, learn to guide the topic

In order to make girls chat happily, besides atmosphere, topic selection and guidance are also very important. Remember not to talk with girls about boring topics, such as military, politics, sports and so on. Although you are good at this topic and can talk to girls for a long time, girls may not be interested.

When girls frequently say "Oh, well, good" in chat, you can stop, you can choose to give the topic to girls, and you can look for topics according to girls' circle of friends, such as asking girls, "How was your weekend? See if your circle of friends has gone to find xx "and then talk to her according to the key words in the girl's words.

Many brothers have encountered this situation when chatting with their sisters. I used to have this problem in Bianxiao. Later, I read the secret book, Jiang Han Lian Bi Shu, and realized that we didn't attract our sister, so of course she didn't want to talk to you. After learning the love knowledge and various practical skills in the book, my interest in women is already overwhelming, and I can often take three or two sisters home in a week. In fact, I know it's time to get married, but there are more women, and I always want to find the best one. Single brothers should go and see, Jiang Han must love surgery, and there is an electronic version online. Anyway, you don't need money, you can improve yourself. Why not?

2. Mobilize girls' emotions

If embarrassing chats often appear in the chat, it is largely because your chat content is too boring to interact effectively with girls, and the chat becomes a question and answer, which does not drive girls' emotions, so there will be no sparks of love.

Love needs enthusiasm. Girls will only like you if they feel the feeling of heartbeat. So in the chat, you need to mobilize the girl's emotions, make her happy for a while, make her anxious for a while, make her excited for a while, fascinate her for a while, make her mood fluctuate, and guide the girl into the chat atmosphere you create.

Specific methods can use push-pull chat skills to create a sense of mystery, so that girls can't fathom your thoughts.

3. The most taboo when chatting with a girl is that the girl replies to you with two words, and you reply to her with 20 words. The best thing about chatting is that you can achieve the desired result in just a few words. For example, sister: What are you doing? You: I just finished eating, and now I'm going to see a movie. How can I get my sister to answer the phone? Do you want to look at your mobile phone and call you back directly? You: I miss you. Do you miss me too? Sister: No, you: Well, I will miss you, even if I am sad.

Women are duplicitous animals, and they are eager to be cared for, so all your ways of speaking should seem to hold her in the palm of your hand, but they don't directly express how much you like her. Like you: What are you doing? Sister: just got up, you: piggy! Sister: Hum. You: but I like the life of a pig, and I like you ... in short, try to express your feelings properly, which doesn't sound flattering.

5. Be humorous and positive, and listen to the implication of others. For example, someone sends you an article and asks you to help you see the problem. Maybe they are not trying to improve at all, but indirectly showing off how awesome they are. I hope you can praise him more. Just like many girls say that their photos are ugly, it is embarrassing not to know if they are really ugly.

Jokes that amuse girls:

1, a drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch, and a policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived.

2. Old classmate, long time no see. What's your annual salary now? B: Three million. A: Is there 200,000 to 300,000 that month? Yes, this is the basic salary. A: Not bad. What do you do? B: Dreaming.

On the way, I met my dad to buy lottery tickets. I asked him, "Dad, what are you going to do when you win the grand prize?" As a result, my dad glanced at me. "Why do you care so much? What is it to you? "

One day, the phone rang at home, because my parents didn't answer it at my parents' door, and my parents didn't answer it either, so I had to get dressed and get up to answer the phone, only to hear my dad say on the other end of the phone: Send me the TV remote control. ...

5. Teacher: Xiao Ming, please do a sentence imitation exercise of "If every drop of water can represent a blessing, I will send you an ocean"! Xiaoming: If each flower represents a blessing, I will send you a wreath! In an instant, the whole class is sensational! ! ! Teacher: Go, go, go now! !

Ten words that make women happy:

1, I'm a little angry now. I'll coax you later.

2. Your eyes are foggy scenery, and my eyes are warm for you.

On the day you arrived, there was a heavy rain in the desert in my heart.

In fact, I am shrouded in darkness. It was the day you came, and the sun began to shine.

5, the world is a mess, but you are always clean, moonlight, dew, spring rain.

6. How to show some clues to let you find that I like you very much.

7, like a person, you can see it from your eyes, don't believe you look at me.

8. Every word you casually say has sprouted in my heart and blossomed into flowers all over the mountains.

9. I want to live in your Taobao shopping car, so this is your favorite baby.

10, I hope a gust of wind will blow me into my sister's arms.

Humorous sentences with high emotional intelligence:

1, you are always, intermittently complacent, constantly eating and dying, planning a day and lying dead for a year.

2. You won't know that the previous sadness is nonsense until there is such a big event as birth, illness and death in your life!

There is a hidden rule in the emotional world of adults. Not taking the initiative is the answer, and not responding is equal to refusing. No one in this world will be too busy to return your message for a day.

Children envy adults and can do whatever they want. Adults envy children, so they can think nothing and do nothing.

If you are determined to do something, don't ask others if it is worth it. Willing to take it for granted, will take it for granted.

6. For life, acceptance is the best gentleness, whether it is accepting a person's appearance or accepting a person's disappearance.

7. In the so-called world, the only thing I want to take as truth is this sentence: everything will pass.

8. I hope you won't be worn away by the years and don't have negative complaints about the world. All your choices are not because you have to, but because you really like them. That would be great.

9. Only those who don't avoid pain and confusion are qualified to talk about optimism and firmness. Fate will not be kind to anyone, nor will it prepare for you alone.

10, the world is hard enough for you. If you are unhappy, don't embarrass yourself, let alone let people who don't love you give you trouble. Love yourself.

The above is the whole content of this paper, including humorous routines, jokes, ten sentences and deceptive sentences with high emotional intelligence, hoping to help brothers.