Classic Quotations from the Story of Cooking Squad

company commander

"Hong monitor, you can do it! ! "

Everyone: Yes.

Company commander: Really?

Everyone: No.

Company commander: Why not?

Everyone: Isn't it?

Company commander: Poverty is poverty.

document

"Comrades, the document tells you a good news!

Everyone: "Go! ! ! ! "

free and unfettered

"Don't drive me crazy! I will give you some color to see see. "

Monitor Hong: Where's the doctor?

Yao: Sanlitun!

Everyone: huh? Sanlitun

Yao: Ah ~ ~ Zusanli ..

Xiaomaodeng ...

Kitten: Doctor! ! Punch in on time !

Yao: What are you afraid of? You have missed your governor's second pulse, and you have become a martial arts expert!

mess officer

Such a good pig, DuDu, died inexplicably. This is a mistake in our cooking work and a loss of sideline! If we can't find out the cause of death, we're sorry for DuDu under the grave! "

everybody

It's really a bear ~ it's going to nest ~

Everyone "um ... um ..."

G: Great achievements have been made in raising pigs. Pigs gain weight and lose hair.

Zhou: Help me grow vegetables. Vegetables are tall and hair is short.

Hu: Help clean the operating room. The room is clean and the hair is dirty.

Ginger: The kitten washes socks for everyone. Socks smell good, and He Miaomiao stinks.

Mr. Handy

"Why did you hit yourself in the face again?"

People are people, demons are demons, and together they are shemale; People are people, pigs are pigs, and together they are-Bajie!

Treat comrades like flowers ~ ~ ~

When the monitor speaks English, "the elephant loves the vertical basin, and its filaments come out of the (thick) waist!" " "

Hu Shuai stared at him and said, I'm impressed with you.

Kitten interjected, Henan accent drops: I totally took you!

H: Representative, representative, representative. ...

Wang: What did he ask me to do?

Mao Jiang: I hate falling asleep, but I hate swearing.

Wang: Oh … then he can't talk about me! I'm angry! If he falls asleep, it will be difficult for me to fall asleep!

Jiang: You can mutter if you can't sleep! Deputy Wang Ban, deputy Wang Ban. ...

Wang: Am I mumbling something? !

Hong: You should be proud that your name can hypnotize your comrades.

Wang: I'm so proud of myself!

H: But let's not be too proud. It's easy for people to fall behind.

Laogao

"I'm sorry ..." "Very accurate." ...

"Oh, my God, why am I so unlucky?"

"Ginger, I am very upset."

As the vice monitor, I didn't turn off the phone for the monitor.

As the vice monitor, I didn't help him enough.

I'm very disappointed in you ~ ~ ~

God, why didn't I say anything as soon as I arrived?

I am very optimistic about you!

Instructor: It's my relative. Any comments?

Lao Gao: Have opinions! You should have sent your relatives here a long time ago! (warmly shaking hands) relatives!