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What is a programmer’s view of love?

Programmers’ view of love is as simple as programming. They feel that falling in love is the same process as programming. Their parents have ordered the matchmaker to fall in love at the age of marriage. When you are in love, find someone to introduce you to, and when you meet the right person, get together, go on dates, have meals, talk, and if you can go on, get married, have children, and live together.

Generally, programmers are very old-fashioned and cute. Such people deal with computers all day long and have no time to do other things, and their lives are boring. They don't have much contact or understanding of love, so their view of love is quite simple.

In "Ode to Joy", the IT man Ying Qin met Qiu Yingying. He thought that Qiu Yingying was the one suitable to marry him, so he had a crush on Qiu Yingying and pursued her in a very old-fashioned way. Novelty. Moreover, he had always had a good impression of Qiu Yingying. Later, when he learned that Qiu Yingying was not a virgin, he broke up with Qiu Yingying. This kind of person just doesn't know how to adapt, is too feudal and conservative, lives in his own world, doesn't care about what kind of society we are now, and is still so naive and simple. He just thought that Qiu Yingying was a simple and good girl, and he wanted to marry her and live together.

Probably many programmers are like this. Their minds are full of codes, and there is no love. They type those codes in front of the computer every day, and rest after finishing their work. There is no need at all. He will think about falling in love, and only when his family members ask him questions will he find a partner. Programmers don't have much yearning for love. They all pursue stability. As long as two people are suitable, they can be together.

A programmer's view of love is a series of programs. Follow the process one by one, and you will find love in the end.