Ten classic love joke stories

Ten classic love joke stories

In study, work or life, the most familiar thing to everyone is the joke. Here are the ten classic love jokes I have collected for you. Love joke stories are for reference only, let’s take a look.

1. A soldier fell in love with a woman. He said to the woman: "I will give you a surprise tomorrow!" The woman was very happy!

The next day, the soldiers drove a tank. The woman said angrily: "So you gave me this!"

The soldier said: "I'll give you a show!" He shot and destroyed the woman's house!

2. There was a new colleague in the unit. When he heard others calling the handsome Xiao Zhu Bajie, he asked him what was going on.

He said: Since I got a girlfriend, I have given up smoking, drinking, breakfast, late-night snacks, lottery tickets, birthday celebrations, holiday travel, and brand-name clothing. , and my surname is Zhu...

3. Two colleagues in the company, a man and a woman, often buy lottery tickets together.

I won a prize once, more than 20,000 yuan.

When asked how to divide? The man said to use it to get married!

I used the money to get the certificate, take the wedding dress, and entertain guests. Now the child is two years old...

I have never heard that they were in love before...

4. One day, a man and a woman were discussing marriage in a restaurant. Woman: "Will you marry me or not? If you don't marry me, I'll just marry you in this restaurant!" Man: "Ah?" At this time, the waiter came over and said to the woman: "Miss, what you just said The words scared away all our guests, can you leave a way to survive?"

5. The most handsome words for a girl to say no to a boy.

A boy likes the girl very much and keeps chasing her, but the girl is not interested in the boy.

Due to the persistence of the boys, one day the girl turned around during class, slammed the table, and said loudly to the boy: What do you like about me? Can't I change it?

6. I had nothing to do at work today. I looked through my friends on QQ and found that the boy I had dumped was online, so I sent him a message. He immediately replied: Is something wrong? I have a girlfriend, forget me! sweat! I replied again: I just want to tell you that I am getting married (actually all boyfriends are bad). Damn, you are so sentimental...

7. The reporter interviewed a passing couple and asked some questions that tested their tacit understanding. When asked when the last time they kissed, the girl was obviously shy and nervous, tilting her head. My head is still thinking about the date. The boy rubbed her head, lowered his head and kissed her. Then he held his bewildered girlfriend in his arms and said "just now" to the camera!

8. It is difficult for men to seduce women because women need different things. It is easy for women to seduce men because what every man needs most is basically the same.

9. During lunch, my girlfriend said to me: "After you get married, not only will you have to hand over all your salary to me, but you will also have to hand over all your income other than salary, and I will manage it in a unified way. "Me: "In that case, don't I have nothing?" My girlfriend opened her eyes and said, "How come you have nothing?"

10. Under the moonlight, a woman was lying down. In the arms of a man, the woman asked the man: "What are you thinking about now?"

The man replied: "Same as you." The woman said "pop".

He slapped the man and said: "Dirty". ;