What is a cold joke (in detail, you'd better send me some funny cold jokes! ! ! )

Definition of Cold Joke: Definition 1: The speaker is quite calm and the fundamentals are expressionless. After listening to it, the listener should be stunned and think about it before he feels funny. Definition 2: Cold jokes generally go beyond conventional thinking, do not conform to logic and real life, and make people feel dumbfounded; Although some cold jokes are quite funny, they will not laugh like those who listen to "normal" jokes anyway; A joke that is not funny at all, a boring joke, can achieve the purpose of mental relaxation, because such jokes are not easy to understand; Brainstorming is a cold joke. Especially idioms borrowed from homophones and English, as well as puzzles such as peanuts and recent flowers. Principle: An important sign of a cold joke is that after it is told, the listener will not laugh immediately, but later. At the same time, this kind of smile is not strong and lasting. It expresses complex or simple reasons or results. Generally, cold jokes have two parts in structure: cause and effect. Therefore, when people hear a cold joke, they will think regularly, and generally do not expect the cause or result of the cold joke. Example 1: A polar bear stayed alone on the ice in a daze and began to pluck his hair when he was really bored. One ... two ... three ... Finally, there are none left. Suddenly, he shouted, "It's so cold! ! "Example 1 3" A polar bear stays in a daze on the ice, and when he is really bored, he begins to pull out his own hair. One ... three ... will be a puzzling psychological state in the listener's hearing. At the same time, I will guess in my mind how this happened. Why is this polar bear so stupid? Why does it pluck its hair? At this time, there will be a long time for thinking to concentrate, and at the same time thinking will begin to invest in the topic, but this kind of concentration and thinking investment is a short time (and the longer this time, the colder the joke). At this time, a sentence suddenly appeared (it suddenly shouted: "It's so cold! ! " )。 Listeners will have all kinds of superimposed complex psychology. Feel suddenly enlightened (so that's it? ), bored (why do I pay attention to this boring topic? ), there are many strange feelings. These feelings appear at the same time, forming a comprehensive feeling, which is "so cold ..." (What is the psychological name of this feeling at present? ) Because the second half of a cold joke always surprises Shanghainese, the more people who have a positive view of it listen to it, the more deserted it becomes. The reason is that the second half of a cold joke is always unexpected to the listener. The listener always implies that "the second half of a cold joke can't be guessed", but people's curiosity keeps the listener guessing. The final result is the lengthening or deepening of the thinking process of "concentration and deliberation". (Note: This situation is based on the listener's positive attitude towards cold jokes. ) Because most of the cold jokes are boring, with various contents and little practical significance, the more people listen to them, the less they catch a cold. The reason is contrary to the above situation, which is unexpected by the listener. When the listener holds a negative attitude towards the cold joke, after listening to the first half, the listener will psychologically suggest that the joke will have an extremely boring and not funny "second half". At this time, the listener will not be curious about this topic, and at the same time will not pay attention to this joke. The result is that the thinking process of "concentration and thinking input" is shortened or not. At this time, the listener will not feel cold, but will find the person who tells cold jokes bored and idle. (Note: This situation is based on the listener's negative attitude towards cold jokes. At present, this is just a personal guess about the principle of cold jokes. Presumptive origin: It is said that the word cold joke originated from such a classic cold joke: The little penguin asked his grandmother one day, "Grandma, Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin. "The small business asked his father again," Dad, Dad, am I a penguin? " "Yes, you are a penguin. What happened? " "But, but why do I feel so cold? "There is another version: a polar bear stays in a daze on the ice, and when he is really bored, he begins to pluck his own hair. One ... two ... three ... there is no one left. He suddenly shouts," It's so cold! ! "People will tell this joke: it's so cold; Then slowly, the word "cold joke" came into being. Cold jokes are usually not ironic, just nonsense and obscure jokes. For example, there is a hide-and-seek club, and the head has not been found yet. There is a man who looks like an onion, crying as he walks. On a hot afternoon, a match tickled, scratched and caught fire. Why don't you say hello to the rare steak? Because they don't know each other. On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. The banana walking in front suddenly felt so hot. He said it was too hot. I want to take off my clothes. As a result, he skinned it. As a result, the banana in the back fell down. Once upon a time, a steamed stuffed bun walked on the road and felt hungry, so it ate itself. Once upon a time, there was a loaf of bread walking in the street. He felt hungry and ate himself. Once upon a time, there was a marshmallow who went to play ball for a long time. He said, "I'm so tired. I think I'm getting soft. "The hot milk said to the cold milk," You are so cold. "A person looks like a telephone. One day he went to the street and suddenly hung up. What did the ugly duckling become when he grew up? It became an ugly duck, and a few years later, it became an ugly old duck. A few years later, it died. One day, a loaf of bread climbed the mountain, crawled and got hungry, so it ate itself. Once upon a time, a pig lost his umbrella and basked in the sun every day. The result is dried pork ... English is too easy ... My father's name is Fade, my mother's name is Made, my sister's name is Sid, and my brother's name is Benrad. My chest is furious, my face is fat, my car is stuck, my family is needed, and my name is Laughter. Please call me.