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During the War of Liberation, the Kuomintang army was about to retreat, and a large number of soldiers followed Chiang Kai-shek to Taiwan Province Province. How many tragedies were staged at that time. For many years, the mother here cried her head white, and the young wife dragged her starving son and experienced endless hardships in life. Winter goes and spring comes, flowers bloom and fall, and her forehead is quietly covered with wrinkles of missing.

Twenty years later, with the reform and opening up in China, the young soldiers who followed the Kuomintang army across the river finally broke through the cage of missing and went back to Wan Li to visit relatives.

At this time, the mainland economy is undergoing earth-shaking changes. Elevators, toilets and other high-end living facilities have also flocked to the mainland coast with the upsurge of returning home to visit relatives.

An old gentleman returned to his hometown several times and was arranged in the most upscale hotel in the county at that time. After learning about it, my brothers and sisters living in the countryside rushed to the hotel with their wives and children to meet them and talk about the suffering of lovesickness for decades, but unexpectedly they made a lot of jokes together.

This hotel had elevators and toilets.

In China at that time, when did the country people ever see elevators and toilets, let alone seen them? Dig a hole not far from the back door of the house, which is convenient for the country people to solve the problem of defecation. After digging, put a big bucket in the hole, put two stone slabs on it, and put a wooden board about the width of the pole behind your feet to reduce the potential energy of defecation, so as not to splash shit all over your ass, and urine will splash down from the middle seam. Country people call this place a pit. A person will build a small house around the pit with a turn head or wood and thatch, so that it can go to the toilet normally when it rains.

It is said that the old man in the country rushed to the city to meet his brother whom he had not seen for years. I miss you so much when I see you, but I don't know where to start. The silence of the country people and the absence of sight for many years have caused so many estrangements that I can only drink water intermittently and ask questions to express decades of hard work. If you drink too much water, you will naturally start to hold it. So I hurried out and looked around for a place to go to the bathroom. Fortunately, although I didn't know where the toilet in the city was, I asked before I came. After all, people in the city call the toilet a toilet. In the process of searching, I finally got up the courage to ask a clean waiter and made a long gesture to say "where is the toilet?" The waiter enthusiastically took him to the corridor not far from the elevator and reached out and pointed to the elevator: "Well, the toilet is there!" " It means the toilet is next to the elevator, with signs for men and women on it!

The brother from the country rushed to the "toilet" without thanking him quickly! Just as he reached the place pointed by the waiter, the elevator door opened. It's really advanced for the country brothers to chew the "latrine" in the city. They rushed into the elevator, opened their pants, endured the feeling of weightlessness up and down the elevator, and spilled urgent urine on the elevator door. Water was being poured on the elevator door when the door suddenly opened and there was a scream from outside. People waiting for the elevator outside came to dodge the floating water, and they were shocked by this scene. The country brothers who urinated in it instinctively covered their nakedness, hoping to dig a hole in the ground and get in. ...