What’s the funniest joke you’ve ever read?

When a hacker meets a computer idiot

Hacker: I have taken control of your computer!

Xiaobai: Oh

Hacker: Are you scared? ! hey-hey!

Xiaobai: You’re here just in time. Please help me kill the virus. My computer has been having a lot of problems recently!

Hacker:...

Xiaobai: Why do you always come in and out of my computer at will?

Hacker: You can install a firewall

Xiaobai: If you install a firewall, will you not be able to enter?

Hacker: No, I just want to add some fun. Controlling your computer like this makes me feel stupid

Hacker: Here I go again

Xiaobai: Don’t you find it annoying that you come here every day?

Hacker: It’s very annoying. Your computer is the worst I’ve ever seen

Xiaobai: No, this is a famous brand

Hacker: I mean, apart from mentally retarded games, there are only viruses in your machine

Xiaobai: Oh~~Have you seen my "Lianliankan"? I don't remember where it is installed. Look for it. It's been a long time~

Hacker: ...Goodbye

Hacker: Where did you die?

Xiaobai: ...I've been out for a few days, what do you want with me?

Hacker: I’m looking for something

Xiaobai: What are you looking for here?

Hacker: Viruses, look for old viruses from a few years ago. Only your machine has the most complete virus collection

Hacker: Hello~~~

< p>Xiaobai: You come here every day, are you curious about me?

Hacker: It’s not curiosity, it’s just a habit. I came in easily

Xiaobai: Hum, I have a good way to change your habit

Hacker :....Oh, what can I do?

Xiaobai: I went to the telecommunications bureau to change the bandwidth to 1K, so that you can’t squeeze in because it’s too narrow, haha~~~

Hacker: Genius!.. ...Can you still access the Internet?

Xiaobai: Yes, take your time!

Xiaobai: Do you find it interesting to enter my computer every day?

Hacker: Interesting

Xiaobai: What’s the point?

Hacker: I'm studying why your computer, which is full of viruses, doesn't crash

Xiaobai: I know

Hacker:... #%*!Why?

Xiaobai: This is called fighting fire with fire.

The hacker is currently living in the hospital and has been confirmed to be showing signs of mental illness