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Ask Han Han's speech on "the city makes life worse"

Han Han: Hello everyone! I seldom come to this occasion. I am used to answering questions. I think there is always a feeling of trying to convince people. I only participated once. At that time, some people who were doing well outside were invited back. I am lucky to be a better person. At that time, I was talking about how convenient it was to build a highway. I was a little nervous when I spoke, and I talked about two questions. I was invited by two friends from Jiading District and several in-service teachers, all of whom I admire very much. I also prepared something, mainly to restrain myself. The theme is that cities make life worse, which is a bit different from the slogan of the World Expo. One of my classmates invited me to have dinner together, and my friend occupied a very small position. At that time, it was not good enough to say "better city, better life", but "better city, better life". I don't know since that year, every district in Shanghai has to set a direction. Jinshan District has been merged into a chemical industrial zone. Jiading is very lucky, and Songjiang has developed a lot. The fishery in Minhang District and Nanhui District is well developed. I come to Jiading District several times a year, and there is F 1 track. Although it was too luxurious, it should be the most luxurious racing track at that time. Later, two racetracks were built in the Middle East, compared with the racetrack in Jiading. Recently, oil prices have gone up again. After some of my friends used it, they reported that the engine oil was difficult to start, the vehicle was a little wobbly and the fuel consumption was high. The NDRC, like the court, serves the government. I don't know if you have heard the joke about NDRC masturbation. It has been found that whenever the price of NDRC increases, it will crash, including the United States and Iraq. I implore the China government not to use the weapon of the National Development and Reform Commission at will in peacetime. It is better to fix the oil price in one step. In the short term, it won't matter for a year or two. The recent oil price should be 10 yuan liter, and the intermediate target plus inflation should be 20 yuan liter, which should be the most expensive oil price in the world. There are reasons for the government to raise the price to one liter in 20 yuan, such as promoting environmental protection, because everyone likes to use the word environmental protection, and many people have very prominent environmental protection concepts. Take the car as an example. Driving a small displacement car is environmentally friendly. This concept does not hold water in China. Suppose it is a 3 million large-displacement car, and the tax should be around 300,000. If it is used for environmental protection for the purpose of increasing income, the contribution of these large-displacement car owners to environmental protection is enormous. I am making a magazine now. My magazine is in Pudong, about 20 kilometers from where I live. Drive for 2 hours at a time, with an average speed of13km. The place where I live needs a tunnel, which belongs to Minhang District, and Minhang District has no plans to widen it. One day, the Shanghai-Hangzhou Expressway was building a road, and I invited my friends to dinner. I left home at 6 o'clock and went to a Pizza Hut, but it was closed. So I bought a bike and an electric car. I am a person who doesn't like big cities very much. I was born in the countryside and grew up in the countryside. I was a rural hukou until junior high school. My father and mother are both rural families. My father was admitted to East China Demonstration University during the Cultural Revolution, and later dropped out of school because of hepatitis. I taught myself after dropping out of school, but I still got a college diploma. My father was working in a cultural station in the countryside, and I was greatly influenced by him. But my father can't drive. Fortunately, this is not influenced by him. My mother is very anxious, because my hukou is a rural hukou, and I don't know how significant it is. Fortunately, hukou is not so important now, as long as you have a house, which is also the progress of society. At that time, I didn't care about hukou. My mother is worried that I will fall in love. In fact, I was already in love at that time, but the love at that time was relatively simple. Girlfriend never asks how big the house is. At that time, we left each other mobile phones, which was very exciting to install at that time. Sometimes I talk on the phone, and I feel that the mobile phone is good everywhere, but the voice is empty, and then my parents are listening upstairs. When I am in Longzhou, the local people will think of some ways to develop the economy. At that time, there was a Longyou Grottoes, which was later called Longmen Grottoes. There is a KFC that will feel very warm, not as many centers as Shanghai. I have no feelings about these, and it has nothing to do with me. I lived in Wangjing, Beijing, and later went to Chaoyang District, which is the best district in Beijing. I don't know why, maybe it's fate. The place to live is not particularly suitable, but it is always in the suburbs. In Shanghai, before Jinshan, and later in Songjiang. It may be that I naturally prefer the suburbs, with blue white clouds, but many of them are not such white clouds. I think cities are places to realize young people's dreams, especially Shanghai. People often ask me if China will collapse. I said no, if there is to be a generation in China, the real estate industry will collapse first, and then young people will have ideals. Young people's ideas have changed a lot, and traveling is the ideal of most young people. In the 1980s, many young people went wandering. Nowadays, if someone goes wandering, it must be considered abnormal. Lyrics often make people wander, indicating that people are still in the city. The head of a land department in Beijing said that a large number of people poured into the city. In the long run, house prices will still rise, but this part of the price increase will be returned to the people through taxes. This statement is relatively novel. It doesn't make much sense to say that the house is bad, because not everyone does. There are 2.03 million apartments in Shanghai, within the outer ring road, and 1 10,000 have no houses. I don't think we need to compare housing prices with those of foreign capitalist countries, because we are taking the road of Socialism with Chinese characteristics. What the Secretary said is just like the price increase of gasoline is 20 yuan a liter, plus 5 yuan tax, which is used for economic development. This formulation is very novel, whether it is the impact of property tax on housing prices. I think the housing price is entirely the original intention of the government. The government maintains the stability of securities, and the administrative cost is high, so that enough civil servants and officials can benefit. The government's income mainly depends on two pieces, one is land and the other is tax. What if all the land is sold out? It is the so-called progress of promoting urbanization. High housing prices have many benefits for the government. One is that they earn more, and the other is that their friends earn more, because real estate has something to do with the government. House slaves still have houses, and they are most afraid of losing them. High house prices contribute to the ruling position, so house prices will not be low. I don't expect the government to take any measures to let ordinary people buy houses with five years or 10 income. I recently found that I always save money, although my income is not bad. Because all my friends around me are ready to buy a house, they often think of me when they are short of money. Actually, the house I live in is also very shabby. That's why I'm complaining about society. I think it is too expensive. Their problem is how to live, especially in Shanghai, unless you are the son of a senior proletarian official. China's big cities are like this, destroying 1 10,000 ideals, and using these 1 10,000 ideals, 1 or two new riches were born. Actually, I personally don't like this. Students are realistic about life and love. In the past two years, this university has expanded its enrollment. I don't expect the expansion of the university to cultivate more talents. I think it can dilute the bud of college students, and the students who come out of school are very poor. Nowadays, college students are really happy, because they are not busy with their own careers after they come out, and they are more troubled by their houses. On the one hand, houses have replaced registered permanent residence; on the other hand, the city of Shanghai can't give people a sense of security. It is not easy to live in this place. With the approach of the World Expo, our living cost is getting more and more expensive. Taxi 13 yuan, and subway from 3 yuan. I don't think Shanghai is a real metropolis, because I think a real metropolis can live and work in peace. The Shanghai government regards Shanghai as a paradise for adventurers and a paradise for insurers. It sounds good, but I don't agree. I don't think such a city is suitable for residents to live in. It is also a pig serving the people. With these constructive suggestions, all of you here, including news media practitioners and former leaders, have their own ideals, come to their jobs, and finally become forced to make a living. Anyone with independent spirit and critical works must have constructive suggestions for his own industry. In fact, we have also put forward so-called constructive suggestions on things that teenagers are not sensible. Finally, you will find it very painful to give constructive suggestions, because no one needs your constructive suggestions. Don't be a builder in the short term. When I was talking to Teacher Chen, there was a conversation about the concept of hometown in Beijing. I found that farmers may not love their land and hometown so much now. When I went back, there was an old house, which felt like home. I once heard that it was going to be demolished. I didn't agree at the time. I am determined not to tear down my house. It's no use giving it to me. My grandfather is also in a hurry. I have considered whether there is any way not to tear down the house. Author: low key, low key. Reply date: 2009-11913: 512 # I am a terrible taxpayer, and I have a hope that one day I will die unexpectedly. Grandpa asked if it was possible to build a former residence. I said, grandpa, you treat me like a spare. No At that time, there was a yellow logistics city and a yellow sculpture garden. In the end, the land was lucky to survive. Finally, the house is still there, no one has demolished it, and there will be no threat in the short term. I am glad to tell my neighbors that the house has not been demolished. But neighbors are not necessarily so happy. My neighbor's neighbor goes to school in Shanghai. I found him different from me. He may have taken a fancy to Shanghai, looked down on the former land, and hoped to break with all previous land relations. At least buy an apartment in the town, two or three generations live together, and I am willing. Of course, everyone has their own ideas. Now girls go out to get married, paying special attention to houses. Sometimes men change the world and women change men's view of the world. I really can't help it. But many people don't like their hometown. If you don't even have a hometown, it's not a particularly good taste in your heart. Such a city has no accent. Shanghai is my hometown. I was invited to many places, and sometimes I was given a villa. I said I'm not from Shanghai. This is my hometown. I hope my hometown can make every young person who comes here have ideals, ambitions and a place to live. ..... Finally, I hope the Expo will open soon. If the city makes life more painful, I hope it will be closed as soon as possible. /public forum/content/no04/3958 ce 59d 54 BC 8 dae0d 5 16f 972 f 3 15fa/ 1/0/ 1 . shtml