Jokes of three daughters outside the members.

Say: a member, he has three daughters. They are all as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade. I like them! I love them very much, and what makes the old man happy is that his three daughters are married, which also makes many local families envious! It's a pity that his youngest daughter is the most beautiful but she doesn't marry well! Married a farmer, the second daughter married a businessman, and the eldest daughter married her husband. The fifteenth day of the first month happens to be the 60th birthday of an old member! There are many dignitaries and neighbors to celebrate their birthdays, including of course the old man's three daughters and his three sons-in-law! The dinner was very lively and everyone was very happy. At this time, an old friend of the old man suggested that everyone meet his three daughters and son-in-law, and let his three son-in-law use "Tuan Tuan Yuan Yuan, Xiao Bu." It's messy and quiet. "Let's make sentences to show my husband's talent! Wish you all the best! At this time, the eldest son-in-law said, it doesn't matter. Grandpa, I'm the boss. I'll go first. The eldest son-in-law looked up and saw a bright moon hanging in the sky. Then he had a brainwave: the moon on the fifteenth was round, and the moon on the sixteenth was too few. The stars in the sky are in a mess and the dark clouds are silent. The words sound just fell and thunderous applause immediately sounded. Worthy of being a teacher and a son-in-law! The old gentleman listened, but he was happy from ear to ear! The second son-in-law thinks I can't embarrass myself and my father-in-law! So he said, grandpa, I have one, too. At this time, he picked up a piece of moon cake on the plate and said, the moon cake on the fifteenth is round, and you can't eat half of it in one bite. It's messy to chew in your mouth and quiet to swallow in your stomach. Wow! Everybody listen! Absolutely! Everyone cheered with one voice! It was the third son-in-law's turn, and everyone turned to him. I saw him sweating like rain, and his legs and feet trembled with anxiety. People are also in a hurry to rush! Shout! The third son-in-law was anxious to look around and suddenly found his mother-in-law in the room. At this time, he used his quick wits! My father-in-law has, has, and so do I. Everyone heard you. Then come on? He said: the parents-in-law are round and round, and one is half missing. The funeral was a mess and both of them died quietly. Everyone fainted/except the old gentleman who died by spraying blood on the spot!